lgbt is for let’s go buy toys

When you pspspspsps into the void, sometimes it pspspspsps’s back.

girls will go to the bookstore

a stomach bug called vampirism

[Video description: a tiktok by nonbinaryNuMetal that shows a person in the Saw bathroom. They look confused at first but then start swaying along with the audio. Text says “POV: You’re in a SAW trap but jigsaw mixed up his instructions cassette with Cher’s 1998 smash hit ‘Believe.’” End video description]