chanandler bong

keep your hand at the level of your eye…

someone: what does anxiety feel like

me:

me and my internalised homophobia, age 12

love how quickly my brain goes from “no more wasting money on doordash” to “but i’m a special boy who deserves calzones”

I can do any of these when I am peeing if I concentrate

I’m at university and missing my cats, so my mum sent me this beautiful picture of Jorgie

𝙮𝙤𝙪'𝙧𝙚 𝙩𝙝𝙚 𝙨𝙪𝙣𝙛𝙡𝙤𝙬𝙚𝙧 🌻💛✨ .

Miles is one of my favorite spideys! 😭💕

see, i make relevant memes sometimes

this is my gender

unfortunately, on this platonic male outing at outback steakhouse, my partner has ordered a “blooming onion”, transforming this once casual affair into a romantic tryst