The Lost One

me sending meme to my friends at 3am

I distrust a mattress that smells like it feels We can unmake the bed and we can deinvent the wheel Allergic to the blanket, still pissing blood I burn through the bed and now I sleep in the mud

I can be a werewolf, if you want me to.

Guess who uploaded a speed paint of that Mer AU~!

ring around the rosie

pocket full of

THIS IS SO COOL

woah

I NEED MORE !!

visiting the “back at it again at krispy kreme” krispy kreme. this is hallowed ground.

Black Hat vs. Me, a Millennial™

How I pratice drawing things, now in a tutorial form. The shrimp photo I used is here Show me your shrimps if you do this uvu  PS: lots of engrish because foreign 

This is the best art advice ever and you should all listen to it because it’s basically what I’ve been telling people for years.

THIS.

This feels like one of those pieces of advice that are so brilliant that as soon as you have read it, it feels blindingly obvious. 

Guys who complain about the friendzone often don’t care about their female friends’ personal boundaries, forcing their female friends build more walls up. A good cartoon.

- submitted by Gene

why is he tearing down a wall with an axe

i hate it when your put in the friendzone and made to tear down a wall

Mr. Gorbachev…tear down this friendzone

how you gonna draw some shit that makes you look like Jack Nicholson in The Shining and still feel like you’re the victim

I DON’T *CHOP* UNDERSTAND *CHOP* WHY *CHOP* YOU CAN’T *CHOP* JUST *CHOP* LET ME *CHOP* BONE YOU *CHOP* ON AN INDEFINITE *CHOP* EXCLUSIVE *CHOP* BASIS *CHOP* WHEN *CHOP* I’M *CHOP* SO *CHOP* NIIIIIIIIIIIICE *CHOP*

“I’m going to wall you up now, Fortunato.”

“Ha ha, and then what? ;) ”

“For the love of God, Montresor!” -Cask of Amontifriendzone, Edgar Allan Poe

Incessantly, I heard a smacking, as of some entitled dipshit whacking, whacking on my chamber door.

Resignedly, I placed another layer, voicing a quiet, repeated prayer, “This dude thinks he’s a player, but I am not a point to score, he should fuck off and bother me no more.”

Quoth the friendzoned, “Fucking wh*re.”

- The Craven, by Edward Allen Bro

Some distressed henry warm up doodles cuz y’all know he’s not gonna be okay in the upcoming chapters

As a writer, you should try to give your villains plausible motivations, backstories, etc. A villain is much more interesting if they think they’re the hero of their own story.

As a DM, this is still great advice in theory but in practice you should ABSOLUTELY NEVER DO THIS because your players will discover your villains’ tragic backstory, look at their motivation and find it sound, and end up adopting the villains, going rogue from the Celestial Intervention Agency to avenge the wrongs done said villains and ensure their freedom, accidentally kidnapping the President, and plunging Gallifrey into a civil war.

This is… extremely specific

I love this post

That little Slug shit.

Also a little snip bit of how I view my White Hat and Dr. Slug’s personality’s, I love the idea that White Hat is a retired Hero who now sells goods and wares. Though back when he was a hero he didn’t pay that much concern for villains and could be quite brutal. Now comes in Dr. Slug who is a prison escapee (In prison for illegal wares, thievery, and hacking) is taken under White Hat’s wing as a form of rehab. Dr. Slug knows White Hat’s past and wants to try and get a rise out of him and break that stupid goody two shoes act he throws up. Eventually though White Hat catches on and it becomes a big game of pushing each others buttons. Until slowly but surely Dr. Slug’s metal bars start melting away and he falls for that stupid smile, and in a way helps White Hat learn to take care of himself and not just pour out his all on helping others.

ah yes, yellow concrete, make russian boy BEEG n STRONK

the resigned look on his face is priceless.

How at the end he gestures with his hands like “what the fuck is this”

okay but Black Hat would so totally do horror stuff to scare everyone.

like, casually wait in the dark and then just as Flug spots him out of the corner of his eye, Black Hat’s neck just fucking twists backwards, and oh god that’s a lot of teeth and eyes.

spends a whole day just stalking 5.0.5?? and 5.0.5 can never ever actually spot him, so it’s just all paranoia and shit.

Demencia hugs him and Black Hat just. turns into a thousand spiders. a million spiders. spiders in a jacket.

the mansion is haunted for two weeks. starts off slow and shit, but just gets worse until Flug, Demencia and 5.0.5 are huddled in a corner, screeching at nothing.

“My Bestest Friend”

I apologize if this is not fluffy enough. but I hope you guys like it ;v;