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@otherwindow / otherwindow.tumblr.com

Australyano from Sydney.
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friend-crow

I am slowly losing my mind over the shift towards video as the default media format.

I do not find this to be an efficient way to absorb information. I am bored and distracted by the time the largely unnecessary introduction is over. I can't use ctrl+f to find the specific information I'm looking for. If there are instructions to follow, I don't want to have to constantly pause and back up to the part I need.

At least give me a fucking transcript.

I can read faster than you can talk and these videos are wasting my time.

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Or water fountains, public washrooms, outdoors tables, etc, etc

Notice how removing seating doesnt actually prevent people from sitting it just makes them uncomfortable and makes public spaces more hostile it doesnt actually work at controlling their behavior not till a pig comes along anyways and they'll harass a homeless person/teen whatever they're sitting on.

Btw keep in mind how this also more dramatically affects disabled people, not everyone can stand for hours at a time or feasibly sit on the floor

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Non-human characters almost being outed but it's wrong is my favorite comedic trope.

Human friend: The lack of appetite, small waist, I knew it, you're-

Vampire, sweating:

Human friend: -on ozempic.

Vampire: Oh my God.

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Hey. Ouija board themed necromancer in an rpg.

  • Conjure spirits by writing their name in the air with a ouija pick.
  • Armor engraved with ouija words and letters.
  • Ouija shield. Banging noises wakes the dead.
  • Spank the spirit out of your foe with a ouija paddle.
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moniquill

Seriously, Do Not Give Rowling Any Attention Or Money. Do Not Watch her shows. Make it tank.

Rowling needs to stop. Her money has been harming my community and our youth in deadly ways. Don't watch her show, don't watch her movies, don't read her gross books.

I get it. It's so famous and well known. But seriously, there's so much better stories out there.

If you really want to enjoy a magic series with teens dealing with learning how to use their magic I recommend:

  1. @dianeduane's Young Wizards Series. It's FANTASTIC. It's magic, space, time, and teenage shenanigans in all its glory. It's Blurb: . ... if you’ve got the smarts and the strength to make it through your wizardly Ordeal, your world can change overnight. You don’t need to go to a special school. All you need are the spells inside your wizard’s Manual and the ancient Speech once used to build the world. Want to carry your magic in a laptop or an iPad? No problem. Prefer to go old-school with a rowan-wood wand soaked in moonlight, or hybrid with an old car antenna loaded up with edgy machine magic? It’s your call. . A wizard’s missions may take them across the planet or across the Galaxy, in company with wizards who’re human or those who’re very much not. But wherever young wizards go, their Oath makes them part of an age-old battle against the lone Power that went rogue at the dawn of time and turned death loose in the universe. .
  2. Tamora Pierce's Circle of Magic series. Sandry, Tris, Briar, and Daja all have unusual magic and their teachers are gay as fuck (and lovely). . Circle of Magic covers how their four teachers find them and start their learning; all while a crisis is happening in their city. Pirate invasions, plagues, natural disasters -- they'll face it all and grow into a loving found family. . The Circle Opens is them separating to go with their respective teacher on their first big foray outside of the university where they spent their teen years. But alas, danger walks with them no matter where they go. . Will of the Empress is them coming back together after their time away to help Sandry deal with a conniving Empress. Found Family is the best. .
  3. For a TV show, we have Charmed! There's the original cult classic show and its reboot. Both are charming, somewhat silly, and quite a bit of fun. It's three sisters learning how to control their magic and take on increasingly dangerous magical and demonic entities. All while dealing with their day jobs and relationships. .
  4. The Magicians is a more recent TV show that takes place at Brakebills University, and is much darker than the above three recommendations. The wizards and witches work together to learn how to control their powers, learn new magic, and protect the world from evil. (There's even a musical episode with songs from Les Mis!) .
  5. The Umbrella Academy is a campy, wild TV show centered on a family of adopted kids who grew up under the tutelage of a father obsessed with their magical powers. They're all misfits, struggle to get along, but must band together to save the universe. Except it spins them through time, with each attempt causing new alterations to the timeline. .
  6. Leigh Bardugo’s Shadow and Bone book series is also a TV series that is reasonably okay. Alina discovers she is the Sun Summoner, but forces that want to kill her start to converge on her training. (Ironically the fan favorites is less our protagonist Alina than the thief trio who end up helping her survive.). .
  7. Any of Rick Riordan's series is full of magical and fantastical stories. Percy Jackson is the most well known of his series, where we follow Percy who goes to a school for kids whose parents are gods or demigods. It chronicles his adventures. Another series features Magnus Chase who learns he's Asgardian and will have to master Thor's magic.

Anyway, that's to get folks started. Go and avoid Rowlings' vile transphobia and explore far better series with much better storytelling! It'll be a blast, I promise.

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Heartwarming story: Little girl doesn’t have to do anything to fund her dad’s surgery because his expenses are covered by his country’s universal healthcare.

Human determination: Man bikes 18 miles to work every morning because he wants to and not because he can’t afford a car and would be fired if he’s late.

Spirit of Brotherhood: Neighbors host housewarming party for elderly resident who doesn’t need help in paying rent because his pension is more than enough.

SO INSPIRING: Local middle school students bake dozens of cupcakes because their home economics class is doing a baking unit. Their school is fully funded with everything they need.

This feels like calibrating my normal detector

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“Nobody’s going to want to sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours to get from New York City to LA.”

Me. I will sit on high-speed rail for fifteen hours. I’ll sit on it for days. I’ll write and read and nap and eat and then do it all over again. I’ll stare out the windows and see America from ground level and not have to drive. I’ll see the Rockies and the deserts and cornfields and the Mississippi River and your house and yours and yours too. I’ll make up stories in my head about the small towns I see as we go along. I’ll see the states I’ve yet to see because driving or flying there is a fucking slog and expensive to boot. I’ll enjoy the ride as much as the destination. And then I’ll do it all over again to come the fuck home.

Me getting slammed with notifications on this post in particular:

Americans will drive 15 hours, why the hell wouldn't we take a 15 hour train ride.

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otherwindow

Dreamt about a supervillain I'm calling Peekaboo. She had the ability to make portals using any hole (door frames, hula hoops, Pringles cans).

Her signature ability is to make a portal using her hand like this 👌 to spy on people and steal stuff small enough to fit through.

Peekaboo's archnemesis is an immortal teleporting superhero called Jumpscare. Battles between them end with Peekaboo somehow tricking Jumpscare into a portal leading to weird locations.

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imlizy

guy from 6000 bc after having all human knowledge of the history of civilization and culture beamed into his brain: can you show me that "meta knight" fellow again? i find him quite bad ass...

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Palestinians are a tender and amazing people. Remembering to love and care for animals (in this case - cats) in this time - nothing can take away the goodness in their spirits and their community.

The world must do right by them.

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cherryhomo

just wanted to share the National Down Syndrome Society’s message for this year’s World Down Syndrome Day (21st March) 💛💙

Powerful message that lovingly includes multiple disabilities, united. I love this.

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I feel like I'm living in this super rare 0.001% chance universe where Tim Burton didn't adapt The Umbrella Academy. The series is more than gothic & ghoulish & gorey enough for him to do superheroes again since his 90s Batman movies with Danny Elfman. Like look at the material??

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Dreamt about a supervillain I'm calling Peekaboo. She had the ability to make portals using any hole (door frames, hula hoops, Pringles cans).

Her signature ability is to make a portal using her hand like this 👌 to spy on people and steal stuff small enough to fit through.

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