head empty

it's so beethover / we're so bach

literally my favorite type of tweet

oh my god i have some of these saved 1 sec

personally i think you should be able to afford a place to live with a part-time job

dare i even say that, with how much technology has advanced in america, the 40 hour work week shouldn't be as commonplace and you should still get full-time employment benefits when you're working less than that actually

worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean

sorry i said something dickish. a few mildly frustrating things happened to me in succession and it turned me evil

Church of Whale Fall

high school is soo funny in hindsight. the entire time you're there thinking it's the most important period of your life and then the second you're out you're like well that was fucking stupid

The Dastardly Daffodil

cats would be so fucking upset if they understood they were missing out on the ability to lie verbally

face of a man who has known sorrow

had to google this as i wasn't familiar with the name. incredibly specific and accurate reference. please don't compare my cat-in-law to a homestuck character again

D:

Overachiever!!!!

Forbidden! Chaos is officially a dog and not a larva!

holy fuck twin boo boo horn attack instant fatality

Dungeon pattern kimono and subway map patterned obi, by Gofukuyasan