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Nice to meme u

@murdrmuffin / murdrmuffin.tumblr.com

---- Murder Muffin | 16 | Asexual as Heck ---- I'm great in bed, and by that I mean I can sleep for hours at a time
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"The Final Problem", The Memoirs of Sherlock Holmes - Sir A.C. Doyle // "Run Away With Me" - Carly Rae Jepsen // The Witcher, 1×06 "Rare Species" // "Come Away With Me" - Norah Jones // Good Omens, 1×04 "Saturday Morning Funtime" // "You Can Sleep While I Drive" - Melissa Etheridge // The Magnus Archives, MAG 154 "Bloody Mary" // "Anywhere" - Evanescence

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The same guy who wrote Fireflies. This is the same guy

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dragontatoes

After being a fan for decade I can confirm that this is just what his social media is. Dude made a song for a rabbit he saw outside. Dude posted about a set of metal measuring cups that sound good when he clanks them together. You don’t want to know what he tweeted when he was on ambien

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I’m a big fan of Jason still having his autopsy scar and the white streak (ofc) and his eyes being an unnatural shade of lazarus green that glint in the darkness like a cat. Basically I want the supernatural elements of his character played up physically 

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No offense, Americans, but your impeachment process is a fucking joke.

Imagine a trial where half the jury members are the defendant’s friends and co-workers and the other half are the prosecutor’s friends and co-workers, and the verdict is decided based on their vote.

In any normal trial this jury would be disqualified, but in a Senate trial this is the only option. It’s fucking absurd.

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egg

every july. every fucking july this post gets reblogged to shit. why. why does this god forsaken website love egg. i gave egg a voice in 2013 and it always comes back. i try to forget egg. i bury egg as far as i can but somehow someone always finds fucking egg post. this post could be dead for months but it always managed to come back like some sort of zombie egg. enough egg. no more egg. fuck eg

I now have this scheduled to reblog every year on July 1st at exactly midnight

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c-bassmeow

ok? but who is winning in a FIGHT this isn’t about personality. Who is gonna WIN in fisty cuffs ?

Angelica can’t fucking fight. The only girl she’s ever scalped was Cynthia, and that’s cause she’s inanimate.

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ghey-menace

Angelica just acts hard cause she’s around literal babies all the time who can’t challenge her, that’s why she got her life snatched when Susie came around. DW on the other hand is about that life, she’s the youngest and smallest and still nobody fucks with her.

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aphony-cree

Which half of your OTP starts Christmas morning by casually leaning in the kitchen doorway reading a book, acting like they don’t know there’s mistletoe right above their head, and which half walks past them while mumbling sleepily “Your book is upside down”

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