Just The Hiddles Masterlist
Oh yeah, I am bringing it over baby!
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Oh yeah, I am bringing it over baby!
Bucky Barnes
Wont Stop: Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six Chapter Seven Chapter Eight Chapter Nine
Tom Holland
Long Nights, Hidden Thoughts: Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six
Peter Parker
Chris Evans
Steve Rogers
Tom Hiddleston
Christmas Love: Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four
Loki
Little Bird: Chapter One Chapter Two
Little Bird Mini: 1
Bruce
T”Challa
Tony Stark
Blurred Lines: Chapter One Chapter Two Chapter Three Chapter Four Chapter Five Chapter Six
[Video description: A mud-covered child in the middle of a muddy field behind a long white single-story house. The child sizes up the puddle in front of them and declares decisively, “I’m gonna hop in this!” They jump, throwing both legs out in front of their torso in a V-shape, landing squarely in a seated sprawl in the mud with a thick heavy *splort*. The person filming snorts and giggles before the video cuts off.]
Unrestrained summer fun
Okay but after seeing this I started doing it too and it’s amazing how many men I’ve run into bc they expected me to move
Gotta try it
I work (and walk) on a college campus. I’ve lost count of how many men I’ve smacked shoulders with.
Recently, I was standing outside my son’s classroom waiting to talk to his teacher. I stood on one side of the hallway, not even close to the center. At some point, a man came walking along. I was standing right in his path, but the hallway was empty, so I logically expected him to swerve around me. Instead he kept walking right toward me, got to me, and stopped, as if waiting for me to get out of his way. I didn’t; I just smiled politely at him. He finally walked around me, clearly annoyed that I hadn’t leapt out of his manly path.
Now I’m wishing I’d leapt aside, taken off my jacket and laid it on the floor before him, then bowed deeply and said, “My Liege!”
I also work at a college campus. I smack shoulders sometimes, but I find that if I stare straight ahead and follow the advice below, people get the heck out of the way.
Honestly this post changed how I carry myself when walking alone in public, or in a situation where I’m the one leading. People definitely move for the murder gaze.
Confirmed. I once had to rush back inside a convention hall as the con was closing in order to a retrieve a sick friend’s medication, and I didn’t understand why people in the crowd were jumping out of my way (literally—one guy vaulted a table) until I realized I was dressed as the Winter Soldier and doing the Murder Walk because that’s just how I walk in those boots. I got the meds, got out, and made a mental note.
I repeated the experiment later, wearing the boots but otherwise my usual clothing and mimicking the expression I thought I’d had at that moment. People parted like I was Charlton Heston.
I now wear that style of boots whenever possible. I recently had a man do a double-take as I walked by and ask me, politely, where I had served because I “looked like a soldier.” I’m not current or former military. I was wearing a flowy purple peasant top and looked as un-soldierlike as possible.
Moral of the story: wear comfortable shoes, square your shoulders, and walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
WALK LIKE YOU’VE BEEN SENT TO MURDER CAPTAIN AMERICA
It’s called the Murder Strut.
IT’S BACK!!!!!! I was searching for this to show my daughter the other day and couldn’t find it. I’m so glad IT’S BACK!! I will always reblog the Murder Strut!!
A guy on a bike went around me because he could tell I had no intention of moving. Thanks to this post.
One day and I bumped into a guy while doing the Murder Strut and he apologized to me even though I was the one who had bumped into him.
It works wonders.
In case you were wondering, yes you can do this in a wheelchair. Same look in your eyes and let ‘em know you will run them down. Just picture yourself in a sports car accelerating towards someone with the intention of flattening them.
If there’s anything more satisfying than watching Abled men leap out of my way when they realize I’m not moving for them, I can’t think of it atm.
Walk like you’ve been sent to murder Captain America.
Wheel like you’re gonna win the Indy 500 and don’t care how.
Your crutches are short swords; walk like you can see them buried in the bodies of anyone who crosses (in front of) you.
Tumblr: teaching women how to be Moses and part the fucking Red Sea with the power of their minds.
I had never seen these updates to the Patriarchy Chicken Game before and they are all a goddam DELIGHT
You see a post like this? Where OP might hurt/kill themselves? You hit that button that I circled
Hit that.
Click Suicide or Self-harm Concern
Yes.
Fill in the rest of it, and hit submit. The "content you reported" will fill itself in
Tumblr will follow up and help them.
This could SAVE SOMEONE'S LIFE.
Aaron Hotchner
Jennifer Jereau
Spencer Reid
Derek Morgan
Emily Prentiss
Penelope Garcia
A newly updated version of my masterlist, updated: 09/27/2020
Requests are always open so if you have something you would like to see, let me know and I will do my best to make it for you!
I have included my song recs too, if anyone is interested, linked below.
hi y’all!! if any of y’all are interested, here are my hotch playlists!! if you listen or save, please let me know!! i would really love feedback :) all these playlists are private so you need the link (we use some of my playlists where i work so they’re hidden lol)
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yk the vibe when it’s cold and rainy out, but you’re driving in the car and night and it’s all calm and relaxing?? imagine that with hotch
my personal fav!! we all know he’s secretly a softie cmon
playlist name says it all, some nsfw content
Title: Irreverent Pt. 9 - Mon Cheri Pairing: Aaron Hotchner x Reader Rating: T (Teen) Words: 980
🧸 - Fluff
🍒 - Steamy but not smut … Smut lite?
💋 - Smut
☔️- Hurt / Comfort / Whump
⚠️ - Reader Warnings
☠️ - Dark Fic
Hotch x Reader:
Spencer x Reader:
Spencer x Reader
Hotch x Hollie ( OC)
Reid x Jamie ( OC )
Hotchniss
Jotchniss
Requested:
All are also posted on AO3 and FanFic.net under the pen name Anonymously Mine.
Aaron Hotchner X Readers
Trying New Things (smut, fem!reader)
Show You Love (smut, fem!reader)
Come Home To Me (fluff, fem!reader)
Blurbs
Jealous Hotch (Fem!Reader)
Teasing Him (Fem!Reader)
Anxiety Attack (Gender Neutral Reader)
Falling Asleep in His Lap + Depressed S/O (Gender Neutral Reader)
Rimming Sub!Hotch (Gender Neutral Reader)
Sub!Hotch (Gender Neutral Reader)
Easing Him Into Sub Space (Gender Neutral Reader)
Clingy Sub!Hotch (Gender Neutral Reader)
Thunderstorms (Gender Neutral Reader)
Pegging Sub!Hotch (Fem!Reader)
Being Younger Than Him (Fem!Reader)
Mornings With Him (Gender Neutral Reader)
Soft Daddy (Fem!Reader)
He Gets Subby At Work (Gender Neutral Reader)
He Gets Subby at Work (Pt.2, Gender Neutral Reader)
He Wears Your Shirt (Gender Neutral Reader)
He Dresses Up For You (Gender Neutral Reader)
He’s Feeling Bratty (Gender Neutral Reader)
He Gets Jealous (Gender Neutral Reader)
When He Needs To Cry (Gender Neutral Reader)
Mornings With Him (Gender Neutral Reader)
He Sends You Videos (Gender Neutral Reader)
Sammy’s Kinktober
Day One: Collaring and Thigh Riding (GN reader, subhotch)
last update: august 22, 2020
all are gender neutral unless stated otherwise.
a. hotchner:
Summary: You’ve been working for the BAU for almost a year now. You know how you feel about your supervisor, but you also know it’s a lost cause. When the next case the BAU is assigned takes the team to your hometown, will it bring the two of you closer, or rip you apart for good?
General themes/warnings: age-gap (Reader is 23, Hotch is 37), SLOW BURN, mutual pining, some slight BDSM, Dom/Sub undertones, suicide/suicidal thoughts, self-harm, sexual assault, PTSD, blood/violence typical for the show, and there will be chapter-specific warnings as well!
(pics of Hotch from @ssahotchnerr y’all go follow them!! they post pics of our fav 🥺)
Seven: He could make you see how the world could be, in spite of the way that it is
Eight: I had all and then most of you, some and none of you
Nine: He’s thinking of you
Ten: When she fell, she fell in spite of herself
Eleven: I thought, “Heaven can’t help me now.”
Twelve: Honey, Hell is when I fight with you
More to come as I keep writing! Last updated: Sept. 23, 2020 (I update like every 3-4 days!)
Current word count: 41.2k
Skylar Brandt was supposed to debut as Aurora today but since the season was canceled she debuted her own Rose Adagio.
Ok this is SO COOL because the Rose Adagio is a partnered dance–Aurora does exactly what’s shown in the video, but with the prince there rotating her and holding her waist, both for the attitude balance and the pirouettes. That wobbling you see while she turns? That’s not because she’s off balance (you could literally never do this without absolutely pinpoint perfect balance), that’s from the subtle movement of her foot to rotate herself. She is all the way en pointe, rotating sheerly by veeeery slightly adjusting her foot. You may be looking at this going “I don’t know much about ballet, but this looks pretty amazing.” I know ballet, and let me tell you, this is 100%, absolutely, INSANELY difficult, impressive, and fucking radical. Amazing doesn’t even begin to describe it.
All I Ask (Dean x Reader): Summary: You knew Dean many years ago during high school. Suddenly, he shows up when you least expect it.
Moments (Jensen x Reader): Summary: Attending a convention has always been a dream - and that dream is now a reality. Little did you know a clumsy run-in would lead to meeting one of your favorite actors. Who knows what the weekend will hold.
What If I Told You (Jensen x Reader): Summary: You and Jensen have been the closest of friends for years after meeting on the set of SPN, but what will happen when you and Jensen have a kissing scene?
No One’s Gonna Love You (Dean x Reader mini series): Summary: “I need to stop kissing strangers and pretending they’re you.” *Complete
Hope To See You (Jensen x Reader mini series): Summary: Moving into a new apartment has its ups and downs; you’re new neighbor is definitely a perk. *Complete
What Mattered Most (Dean x Reader mini series): Summary: Dean wakes to find she’s gone. What would make his best friend leave him? Sam may just know.
The Man from U.N.C.L.E. + text posts
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*No explicit smut can be found on this blog*