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Oh baby brother~ I got you a birthday present~
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If this is some kind of plan to kill me it won’t work.
What did you get me? A bomb?
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send my muse a pick up line
We’re going to dance to one song, then go back to my apartment and fuck.
You might be asked to leave soon. You are making the other women look bad.
What do I have to do to be your booty call?
What has 36 teeth and holds back the Incredible Hulk? My zipper.
With my IQ and your body, we could make a race of superchildren!
When I’m older, I’ll look back at all of my crowning memories, and I’ll think of the day my children were born, the day I got married, and the day that I met you.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow morning.
Since we’ve been told to reduce waste these days, what you say we use these condoms in my pocket before they expire.
Your ass is so nice that it is a shame that you have to sit on it.
Were do you hide your wings?
Sit on my lap and we’ll get things straight between us.
Sit on my face and let me get to ‘nose’ you better?
You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.
There are 265 bones in the human body. How would you like one more?
Your shirt has to go, but you can stay.
Hey, tie your shoes! I don’t want you falling for anyone else.
Wanna play midget boxing? You get down on your knees and give me a couple blows!
Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.
Would you like Gin and platonic, or do you prefer Scotch and sofa?
So, what are the chances of my balls slappin’ your ass tonight?
We’ll probably never see each other again, so let’s screw.
Wanna play “kite”? I lay down, you blow and we’ll see how high you can make me.
Will you be my girlfrien? I left out the ‘d’ cause you’ll get that later!
Which is easier? You getting into those tight pants or getting you out of them?
The FBI wants to steal my penis. Can I hide it inside you?
So, what are the chances that we can engage in anything more than just conversation?
You make me wish I weren’t gay!
Writes on a napkin: “Smile if you want to have sex with me.”
The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.
Wanna play Army? I lay down and you blow the hell outta me.
What is your favorite color? [Color] Mine too! Seems like we are soulmates.
Will you marry me for just one night?
Wanna play carnival? You sit on my face and I guess how much you weigh.
The only thing I want between our relationship is latex.
What are you doing tonight beside me?
Wanna fuck like bunnies?
Try me once and if you don’t like it, what have you wasted?
What, six hours of your life? It’d be more if you want foreplay.
You know the more I drink, the prettier you get!
You look like trash, may I take you out?
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Only eleven more days.
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You’ll get a hangover the first night and cry about too much to go out again.
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ATTRACTION MEME ;;
If your muse is attracted to my muse’s LOOKS, send a ➤ !! If your muse is attracted to my muse’s PERSONALITY, send a ★ !! If your muse is attracted to mine ROMANTICALLY, send a ❥ !! If your muse is attracted to mine PLATONICALLY, send a ✿ !! If your muse is attracted to mine SEXUALLY, send a Ⓡ !! If your muse is has POTENTIAL to be attracted to mine in any of the above, send a ↳ , along with the symbol has potential !! If it’s UNREQUITED, send a ☢ along with the symbol of which is unrequited !!
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❝ i look like shit, this is exactly why no one wants to date me. ❞
Morty inhales and sighs. This girl was so rude to him, but he didn’t want to be mean… “Y-You look fine…”
vernalstarring
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Madeline pulled the pink compact mirror from her face, glancing up at Morty with a mixed expression. Somewhere between confusion and irritation, but also a little pleased.
❝ Huh? What did you say? It’s not like you’d date me either so stop lying. ❞
“W-well, with how mean you are, n-no I wouldn’t. But your personality doesn’t have a-anything to do with your physical appearance.” He was trying so hard not to snark at her, but her attitude was really rubbing him wrong.
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❝ Boys don’t care about personality anyway. They just want to stick their dick in someone. ❞
She seemed to be entirely glossing over the fact that Morty was also of the male gender. Her perspective on the topic seemed entirely warped.
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❝ i look like shit, this is exactly why no one wants to date me. ❞
Morty inhales and sighs. This girl was so rude to him, but he didn’t want to be mean… “Y-You look fine…”
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Madeline pulled the pink compact mirror from her face, glancing up at Morty with a mixed expression. Somewhere between confusion and irritation, but also a little pleased.
❝ Huh? What did you say? It’s not like you’d date me either so stop lying. ❞
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You don’t want Madeline as a daughter I promise.
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You’re just jealous because now I have someone to go shopping with and now you can’t hoard Eli since I don’t need him.
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Can you be my mom?
“I’ve ALWAYS wanted a daughter!”
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Can you teach me how to be pretty and popular like you? And how to break boys hearts and step on them!?
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“I’m not taking any road unless it leads to us having a decent relationship.” She stated, matter of fact. “You’re far better than me, and we both know it. But right now, it’s not about that. Tell me what I can do to help. I get if you don’t want to tell me what’s wrong, but just tell me how to help and I’ll do it.”
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The chocolate haired girl was silent for a long time, eyes red and puffy from crying. Even waterproof makeup old held up for so long - meaning by now there were hints of black under her eyes and some faint streaks down her cheeks. At least for now she seemed all cried out.
❝ ... Coffee. With a lot of cream and sugar. ❞
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@vernalstarring from here
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“Good thing I’m not trying to give you pity then. Love, Madeline, it’s called love. And I’m not leaving until you stop crying.”
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Stop trying to take the high road! I get it! You’re a better person then me!
You don’t have to keep trying so hard. Why won’t you just leave me alone like everyone else?
"Anything, just call me, okay?"
Five word prompts
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I -hic- I told you I’m fine!
I don’t need your pity!
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five word prompts
[inspired by this]
- “actually… i just miss you.”
- “alright, i’ll leave you alone.”
- “and slowly… i was forgotten.”
- “and then everything just disappears.”
- “and where do i go?”
- “anyone could tell from here.”
- “are you finishing that or…?”
- “are you stupid or stupid?”
- “anything, just call me, okay?”
- “bitch better have my money.”
- “bro… that’s so… not cool…”
- “but did you do it?”
- “call me now. it’s urgent.”
- “can’t you listen to me?”
- “cross that. don’t answer that.”
- “don’t even think about it.”
- “don’t you dare walk away.”
- “do it. i dare you.”
- “did you think i forgot?”
- “eventually… you just move on.”
- “even if you still do.”
- “everything will fall into place.”
- “fight me, you attractive stranger.”
- “for once, i need you.”
- “for once… i was right.”
- “for once… i was wrong.”
- “forget i even asked you.”
- “forget it. you fucking suck.”
- “fuck’s sake, what’s your problem?”
- “fuck off. i mean it.”
- “give and take. that’s life.”
- “great. perfect. nice. fuck this.”
- “have you lost your mind?”
- “hello? it’s me. i was-”
- “hey… that wasn’t so nice.”
- “here’s a glass of whatever.”
- “how about a hug, hm?”
- “how about you make me?”
- “i haven’t forgot you yet.”
- “i can’t be around you.”
- “i don’t need you, really.”
- “i don’t need this now.”
- “is this your first time?”
- “it’s just a cut, really.”
- “it wasn’t me, i swear!”
- “i said i love you.”
- “just don’t fuck it up.”
- “just… come back alive, okay?”
- “just make sure you’ve eaten.”
- “kick his ass for me.”
- “killed him? wait, what, literally?”
- “life really sucks. feel better.”
- “letting go hurts… a lot.”
- “let me live, will you?”
- “no, i don’t need you.”
- “nothing can hurt me now.”
- “nothing matters anymore to me.”
- “okay it was me… so?”
- “people lie all the time.”
- “pipe the fuck down, asshole.”
- “please, you can’t die now.”
- “please don’t leave me alone.”
- “quiet. they can hear us.”
- “quick! give me your phone!”
- “quicker, you freaking piece of-”
- “quit it or i’ll bite.”
- “quit staring! they’ll notice us!”
- “really? do i look stupid?”
- “real smooth, tripping over air.”
- “rise and shine, sweet thing.”
- “rise and fucking shine, motherfucker.”
- “seriously? give me a break.”
- “so… what are we now?”
- “so… did you miss me?”
- “so… can we go eat?”
- “so… when’s the next flight?”
- “so… how did everything go?”
- “sometimes, i wish you died.”
- “so what? you did it.”
- “time passes slower without you.”
- “then what do you suggest?”
- “the fuck? who are you?”
- “then you tell me why.”
- “this is not working out.”
- “this isn’t what i wanted.”
- “this is all a fucking disaster.”
- “when did it all happen?”
- “who knew you’d be here?”
- “why do i even bother?”
- “why do i love you?”
- “why didn’t you tell me?”
- “you’re just… so, so stupid.”
- “you can’t be here now.”
- “you look like an accident.”
- “you really need to go.”
- “you know who to call.”
- “zero fucks given. next please.”
Sharing A Bed Starters
"Did you have a nightmare?"
"I had a nightmare."
"There's plenty of room for the both of us."
"There is not enough room here for both of us."
"It's cold. We should try to conserve body heat."
"You're not even going to notice because you'll be asleep!"
"We've only got the one bed between the two of us."
"Quit stealing the covers."
"Quit kicking me."
"It's better than sleeping on the floor."
"It's either this or you sleep in the tub."
"Alright. Get up here."
"We're sleeping in the same bed, not together!"
"Please go to bed."
"Sleep is for the weak."
"Do you have any idea what time it is?"
"Dutch oven!"
"You sleep on top of the sheets."
"I'll sleep on top of the sheets."
"I'm scared. Can I sleep with you?"
"You're scared? You can come sleep with me, I guess."
"I have to sleep closer to the door."
"I can't sleep this close to the door."
"Stop getting up so early. You always wake me up."
"Stop staying up so late. I can never fall asleep."
"We can cuddle."
"Just don't try cuddling me or anything."
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I’ll turn your brains into a goddamn slushie. Watch yourself. bitch.
Ohohoho, I dare you.
G-go on. Do it.
Spare me th-the energy of getting old.
Why not, right? I’m just s-some little bug under your boot, ready to be crushed at any moment, right?
C’mon. What are y-you waiting for?
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Are you getting off to this you creep?!
Yuck! Stay the hell away from me you weirdo!
vernalstarring
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Both of you are just jealous of my perfect teeth, metal mouths.
elderstarring
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I don’t need perfect teeth, just look at the rest of me.
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...
Pfft-
AHHAHHA!
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What did you just say to me you little twink ass?
I will sue you! I will sue you and I will own you!
Uh-huh. Y-You keep telling yourself that.
Twink ass? Gotta say, h-haven’t heard that one in a little while.
Maybe t-two years or so.
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I’ll turn your brains into a goddamn slushie. Watch yourself. bitch.