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my name is genji, i work at cvsgreens, i'm extremely gay and ready to fight at all times || #retailwatch
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((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He took his time finishing his food- I mean it’s dark out now… Not much to do.

do you want to go to bed then? i have a large air mattress we can share, and i have separate sleeping bags for us.

Might as well… I wanna bury myself in blankets.

okay, i’ll inflate the air mattress then. *he goes to his bag and pulls out an air mattress and a pump. he goes into the tent and unrolls the air mattress and fills it with air until it’s full. he leaves the tent and gets the sleeping bags out of his bag* okay, the mattress is set up. here’s your sleeping bag. *he hands genji a bright green sleeping bag.*

-He yawned and put his bowl down- Time for sleep, then. -He fished out a few blankets and set himself up in the tent, burying himself in layers of warmth-

*he went back into the tent and wriggled into the sleeping bag after he laid down on the mattress.* goodnight, genji. *he closes his eyes and falls asleep quickly. he's snoring. quietly.*

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trail of breadcrumbs

((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He took his time finishing his food- I mean it’s dark out now… Not much to do.

do you want to go to bed then? i have a large air mattress we can share, and i have separate sleeping bags for us.

Might as well… I wanna bury myself in blankets.

okay, i'll inflate the air mattress then. *he goes to his bag and pulls out an air mattress and a pump. he goes into the tent and unrolls the air mattress and fills it with air until it's full. he leaves the tent and gets the sleeping bags out of his bag* okay, the mattress is set up. here's your sleeping bag. *he hands genji a bright green sleeping bag.*

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Anonymous asked:

trail of breadcrumbs

((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He took his time finishing his food- I mean it’s dark out now… Not much to do.

do you want to go to bed then? i have a large air mattress we can share, and i have separate sleeping bags for us.

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Anonymous asked:

trail of breadcrumbs

((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He sighs- Yeah… Gotta stay focused. I’m sure this is just some old footprint. If we came here to camp, then other people probably came camping here.

you’re probably right. we should get back to camp. you have enough sticks, right?

Probably, yeah. Let’s just go back.

okay, let’s go. *as they arrive back at camp, he can’t help but feel that someone has been here since they’ve left. he doesn’t see any disturbances, but he senses something… off. he decides to shake it off and proceed with the plan he gave to genji* okay, i’ll dig through my bag to get something to cut this log. you get the food out and start getting it ready for cooking.

Yup. yup, gotcha… -He rummages through what they have. Looked like a lot of instant noodles. He must have packed the food… Not really nutricious, but it was easy to make.-

*he finds a small saw in his bag. he looks up at the food that genji brought and he smiles* instant noodles? hold on i think i saw something in here that might be just the thing. *he rummages through his bag and reemerges with a few packets of seaweed and dehydrated vegetable and meat packets. he also pulls out a bottle of sriracha.* this should go well with that. *he hands the things over to genji and gets to sawing away a small piece of the wood.*

Haha… Don’t think I’ve had ramen for a pretty long time. -He digs around for a pot and sets it to the side with a bottle of water- Now we just need the fire.

*he finishes sawing off the piece of wood.* okay, just give me a second to make the pit. *he starts making a circle of stones near the center of the clearing. when he’s done, he sets the piece of log down in the center of the pit and uses the kindling and his lighter to start the fire* and there we go! a fire.

Yaaayyyy. We’re not gonna freeze to death now. Not that.. I think we would. There’s blankets and stuff.

oh yeah, we definitely won’t freeze to death. if anything, we have too many blankets. better that then not enough though, right? anyways, let’s start that ramen!

Yup. But let’s get cooking. -He fills the pot with water and hums- I think I might burn myself if I try to do this.

don’t worry, i’ll take over from here. i can still feel the heat, but it’s not like the fire can melt metal.

Well.. it can. But it’d have to be a lot hotter.

if we made fire that hot im pretty sure the pot would melt too, and the water would instantaneous evaporate. i think i’m safe. *he sticks his hand in the fire to hold the pot. he looks ever so slightly uncomfortable, but is largely unaffected by the flames.*

I used to have ramen almost every week…

i did too. i kinda miss that… *once the water boils, he pulls the pot out of the fire and gets some bowls out of the bags. he puts the ramen into the bowls and adds a lot of sriracha to his ramen. he holds out the bottle for genji.* you want any?

Nah, not big on spice.  Noodles, meat, and veggies are all I need to be happy.

*he shrugs and puts down the bottle* i can respect that. *he starts eating the noodles* god, i haven’t had instant noodles that tasted this good in a long time.

-He scooped a large blob of noodles into his mouth and nodded- ‘S real goo’.

*he laughs gently at seeing genji talking with a glob of noodles in his mouth. he then continues to eat the noodles until he finishes completely.* ah, that was good. well, what do you think we should do now?

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Anonymous asked:

trail of breadcrumbs

((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He sighs- Yeah… Gotta stay focused. I’m sure this is just some old footprint. If we came here to camp, then other people probably came camping here.

you’re probably right. we should get back to camp. you have enough sticks, right?

Probably, yeah. Let’s just go back.

okay, let’s go. *as they arrive back at camp, he can’t help but feel that someone has been here since they’ve left. he doesn’t see any disturbances, but he senses something… off. he decides to shake it off and proceed with the plan he gave to genji* okay, i’ll dig through my bag to get something to cut this log. you get the food out and start getting it ready for cooking.

Yup. yup, gotcha… -He rummages through what they have. Looked like a lot of instant noodles. He must have packed the food… Not really nutricious, but it was easy to make.-

*he finds a small saw in his bag. he looks up at the food that genji brought and he smiles* instant noodles? hold on i think i saw something in here that might be just the thing. *he rummages through his bag and reemerges with a few packets of seaweed and dehydrated vegetable and meat packets. he also pulls out a bottle of sriracha.* this should go well with that. *he hands the things over to genji and gets to sawing away a small piece of the wood.*

Haha… Don’t think I’ve had ramen for a pretty long time. -He digs around for a pot and sets it to the side with a bottle of water- Now we just need the fire.

*he finishes sawing off the piece of wood.* okay, just give me a second to make the pit. *he starts making a circle of stones near the center of the clearing. when he’s done, he sets the piece of log down in the center of the pit and uses the kindling and his lighter to start the fire* and there we go! a fire.

Yaaayyyy. We’re not gonna freeze to death now. Not that.. I think we would. There’s blankets and stuff.

oh yeah, we definitely won’t freeze to death. if anything, we have too many blankets. better that then not enough though, right? anyways, let’s start that ramen!

Yup. But let’s get cooking. -He fills the pot with water and hums- I think I might burn myself if I try to do this.

don’t worry, i’ll take over from here. i can still feel the heat, but it’s not like the fire can melt metal.

Well.. it can. But it’d have to be a lot hotter.

if we made fire that hot im pretty sure the pot would melt too, and the water would instantaneous evaporate. i think i’m safe. *he sticks his hand in the fire to hold the pot. he looks ever so slightly uncomfortable, but is largely unaffected by the flames.*

I used to have ramen almost every week…

i did too. i kinda miss that… *once the water boils, he pulls the pot out of the fire and gets some bowls out of the bags. he puts the ramen into the bowls and adds a lot of sriracha to his ramen. he holds out the bottle for genji.* you want any?

Nah, not big on spice.  Noodles, meat, and veggies are all I need to be happy.

*he shrugs and puts down the bottle* i can respect that. *he starts eating the noodles* god, i haven't had instant noodles that tasted this good in a long time.

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Anonymous asked:

trail of breadcrumbs

((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He sighs- Yeah… Gotta stay focused. I’m sure this is just some old footprint. If we came here to camp, then other people probably came camping here.

you’re probably right. we should get back to camp. you have enough sticks, right?

Probably, yeah. Let’s just go back.

okay, let’s go. *as they arrive back at camp, he can’t help but feel that someone has been here since they’ve left. he doesn’t see any disturbances, but he senses something… off. he decides to shake it off and proceed with the plan he gave to genji* okay, i’ll dig through my bag to get something to cut this log. you get the food out and start getting it ready for cooking.

Yup. yup, gotcha… -He rummages through what they have. Looked like a lot of instant noodles. He must have packed the food… Not really nutricious, but it was easy to make.-

*he finds a small saw in his bag. he looks up at the food that genji brought and he smiles* instant noodles? hold on i think i saw something in here that might be just the thing. *he rummages through his bag and reemerges with a few packets of seaweed and dehydrated vegetable and meat packets. he also pulls out a bottle of sriracha.* this should go well with that. *he hands the things over to genji and gets to sawing away a small piece of the wood.*

Haha… Don’t think I’ve had ramen for a pretty long time. -He digs around for a pot and sets it to the side with a bottle of water- Now we just need the fire.

*he finishes sawing off the piece of wood.* okay, just give me a second to make the pit. *he starts making a circle of stones near the center of the clearing. when he’s done, he sets the piece of log down in the center of the pit and uses the kindling and his lighter to start the fire* and there we go! a fire.

Yaaayyyy. We’re not gonna freeze to death now. Not that.. I think we would. There’s blankets and stuff.

oh yeah, we definitely won’t freeze to death. if anything, we have too many blankets. better that then not enough though, right? anyways, let’s start that ramen!

Yup. But let’s get cooking. -He fills the pot with water and hums- I think I might burn myself if I try to do this.

don’t worry, i’ll take over from here. i can still feel the heat, but it’s not like the fire can melt metal.

Well.. it can. But it’d have to be a lot hotter.

if we made fire that hot im pretty sure the pot would melt too, and the water would instantaneous evaporate. i think i’m safe. *he sticks his hand in the fire to hold the pot. he looks ever so slightly uncomfortable, but is largely unaffected by the flames.*

I used to have ramen almost every week…

i did too. i kinda miss that... *once the water boils, he pulls the pot out of the fire and gets some bowls out of the bags. he puts the ramen into the bowls and adds a lot of sriracha to his ramen. he holds out the bottle for genji.* you want any?

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Anonymous asked:

trail of breadcrumbs

((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He sighs- Yeah… Gotta stay focused. I’m sure this is just some old footprint. If we came here to camp, then other people probably came camping here.

you’re probably right. we should get back to camp. you have enough sticks, right?

Probably, yeah. Let’s just go back.

okay, let’s go. *as they arrive back at camp, he can’t help but feel that someone has been here since they’ve left. he doesn’t see any disturbances, but he senses something… off. he decides to shake it off and proceed with the plan he gave to genji* okay, i’ll dig through my bag to get something to cut this log. you get the food out and start getting it ready for cooking.

Yup. yup, gotcha… -He rummages through what they have. Looked like a lot of instant noodles. He must have packed the food… Not really nutricious, but it was easy to make.-

*he finds a small saw in his bag. he looks up at the food that genji brought and he smiles* instant noodles? hold on i think i saw something in here that might be just the thing. *he rummages through his bag and reemerges with a few packets of seaweed and dehydrated vegetable and meat packets. he also pulls out a bottle of sriracha.* this should go well with that. *he hands the things over to genji and gets to sawing away a small piece of the wood.*

Haha… Don’t think I’ve had ramen for a pretty long time. -He digs around for a pot and sets it to the side with a bottle of water- Now we just need the fire.

*he finishes sawing off the piece of wood.* okay, just give me a second to make the pit. *he starts making a circle of stones near the center of the clearing. when he’s done, he sets the piece of log down in the center of the pit and uses the kindling and his lighter to start the fire* and there we go! a fire.

Yaaayyyy. We’re not gonna freeze to death now. Not that.. I think we would. There’s blankets and stuff.

oh yeah, we definitely won’t freeze to death. if anything, we have too many blankets. better that then not enough though, right? anyways, let’s start that ramen!

Yup. But let’s get cooking. -He fills the pot with water and hums- I think I might burn myself if I try to do this.

don’t worry, i’ll take over from here. i can still feel the heat, but it’s not like the fire can melt metal.

Well.. it can. But it’d have to be a lot hotter.

if we made fire that hot im pretty sure the pot would melt too, and the water would instantaneous evaporate. i think i'm safe. *he sticks his hand in the fire to hold the pot. he looks ever so slightly uncomfortable, but is largely unaffected by the flames.*

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Anonymous asked:

trail of breadcrumbs

((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He sighs- Yeah… Gotta stay focused. I’m sure this is just some old footprint. If we came here to camp, then other people probably came camping here.

you’re probably right. we should get back to camp. you have enough sticks, right?

Probably, yeah. Let’s just go back.

okay, let’s go. *as they arrive back at camp, he can’t help but feel that someone has been here since they’ve left. he doesn’t see any disturbances, but he senses something… off. he decides to shake it off and proceed with the plan he gave to genji* okay, i’ll dig through my bag to get something to cut this log. you get the food out and start getting it ready for cooking.

Yup. yup, gotcha… -He rummages through what they have. Looked like a lot of instant noodles. He must have packed the food… Not really nutricious, but it was easy to make.-

*he finds a small saw in his bag. he looks up at the food that genji brought and he smiles* instant noodles? hold on i think i saw something in here that might be just the thing. *he rummages through his bag and reemerges with a few packets of seaweed and dehydrated vegetable and meat packets. he also pulls out a bottle of sriracha.* this should go well with that. *he hands the things over to genji and gets to sawing away a small piece of the wood.*

Haha… Don’t think I’ve had ramen for a pretty long time. -He digs around for a pot and sets it to the side with a bottle of water- Now we just need the fire.

*he finishes sawing off the piece of wood.* okay, just give me a second to make the pit. *he starts making a circle of stones near the center of the clearing. when he’s done, he sets the piece of log down in the center of the pit and uses the kindling and his lighter to start the fire* and there we go! a fire.

Yaaayyyy. We’re not gonna freeze to death now. Not that.. I think we would. There’s blankets and stuff.

oh yeah, we definitely won’t freeze to death. if anything, we have too many blankets. better that then not enough though, right? anyways, let’s start that ramen!

Yup. But let’s get cooking. -He fills the pot with water and hums- I think I might burn myself if I try to do this.

don't worry, i'll take over from here. i can still feel the heat, but it's not like the fire can melt metal.

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Anonymous asked:

trail of breadcrumbs

((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He sighs- Yeah… Gotta stay focused. I’m sure this is just some old footprint. If we came here to camp, then other people probably came camping here.

you’re probably right. we should get back to camp. you have enough sticks, right?

Probably, yeah. Let’s just go back.

okay, let’s go. *as they arrive back at camp, he can’t help but feel that someone has been here since they’ve left. he doesn’t see any disturbances, but he senses something… off. he decides to shake it off and proceed with the plan he gave to genji* okay, i’ll dig through my bag to get something to cut this log. you get the food out and start getting it ready for cooking.

Yup. yup, gotcha… -He rummages through what they have. Looked like a lot of instant noodles. He must have packed the food… Not really nutricious, but it was easy to make.-

*he finds a small saw in his bag. he looks up at the food that genji brought and he smiles* instant noodles? hold on i think i saw something in here that might be just the thing. *he rummages through his bag and reemerges with a few packets of seaweed and dehydrated vegetable and meat packets. he also pulls out a bottle of sriracha.* this should go well with that. *he hands the things over to genji and gets to sawing away a small piece of the wood.*

Haha… Don’t think I’ve had ramen for a pretty long time. -He digs around for a pot and sets it to the side with a bottle of water- Now we just need the fire.

*he finishes sawing off the piece of wood.* okay, just give me a second to make the pit. *he starts making a circle of stones near the center of the clearing. when he’s done, he sets the piece of log down in the center of the pit and uses the kindling and his lighter to start the fire* and there we go! a fire.

Yaaayyyy. We’re not gonna freeze to death now. Not that.. I think we would. There’s blankets and stuff.

oh yeah, we definitely won't freeze to death. if anything, we have too many blankets. better that then not enough though, right? anyways, let's start that ramen!

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Anonymous asked:

trail of breadcrumbs

((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He sighs- Yeah… Gotta stay focused. I’m sure this is just some old footprint. If we came here to camp, then other people probably came camping here.

you’re probably right. we should get back to camp. you have enough sticks, right?

Probably, yeah. Let’s just go back.

okay, let’s go. *as they arrive back at camp, he can’t help but feel that someone has been here since they’ve left. he doesn’t see any disturbances, but he senses something… off. he decides to shake it off and proceed with the plan he gave to genji* okay, i’ll dig through my bag to get something to cut this log. you get the food out and start getting it ready for cooking.

Yup. yup, gotcha… -He rummages through what they have. Looked like a lot of instant noodles. He must have packed the food… Not really nutricious, but it was easy to make.-

*he finds a small saw in his bag. he looks up at the food that genji brought and he smiles* instant noodles? hold on i think i saw something in here that might be just the thing. *he rummages through his bag and reemerges with a few packets of seaweed and dehydrated vegetable and meat packets. he also pulls out a bottle of sriracha.* this should go well with that. *he hands the things over to genji and gets to sawing away a small piece of the wood.*

Haha… Don’t think I’ve had ramen for a pretty long time. -He digs around for a pot and sets it to the side with a bottle of water- Now we just need the fire.

*he finishes sawing off the piece of wood.* okay, just give me a second to make the pit. *he starts making a circle of stones near the center of the clearing. when he's done, he sets the piece of log down in the center of the pit and uses the kindling and his lighter to start the fire* and there we go! a fire.

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Anonymous asked:

trail of breadcrumbs

((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He sighs- Yeah… Gotta stay focused. I’m sure this is just some old footprint. If we came here to camp, then other people probably came camping here.

you’re probably right. we should get back to camp. you have enough sticks, right?

Probably, yeah. Let’s just go back.

okay, let’s go. *as they arrive back at camp, he can’t help but feel that someone has been here since they’ve left. he doesn’t see any disturbances, but he senses something… off. he decides to shake it off and proceed with the plan he gave to genji* okay, i’ll dig through my bag to get something to cut this log. you get the food out and start getting it ready for cooking.

Yup. yup, gotcha… -He rummages through what they have. Looked like a lot of instant noodles. He must have packed the food… Not really nutricious, but it was easy to make.-

*he finds a small saw in his bag. he looks up at the food that genji brought and he smiles* instant noodles? hold on i think i saw something in here that might be just the thing. *he rummages through his bag and reemerges with a few packets of seaweed and dehydrated vegetable and meat packets. he also pulls out a bottle of sriracha.* this should go well with that. *he hands the things over to genji and gets to sawing away a small piece of the wood.*

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Anonymous asked:

trail of breadcrumbs

((your other ask omfg)) @ask-cvs-genjiOkay, call me crazy if I am, cause I just might be… But I feel like we’ve seen this exact same tree before. And that’s saying something when we’re.. surrounded by trees.

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-He sighs- Yeah… Gotta stay focused. I’m sure this is just some old footprint. If we came here to camp, then other people probably came camping here.

you’re probably right. we should get back to camp. you have enough sticks, right?

Probably, yeah. Let’s just go back.

okay, let's go. *as they arrive back at camp, he can't help but feel that someone has been here since they've left. he doesn't see any disturbances, but he senses something... off. he decides to shake it off and proceed with the plan he gave to genji* okay, i'll dig through my bag to get something to cut this log. you get the food out and start getting it ready for cooking.

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