kind of a hot rat

i have finally watched episode 94! welcome back hot boy 💜

y'all might know that i am a staunch supporter of short haired Essek, so when i learned about his new hairstyle i went mmmmm not sure about that! but it took me like. two and a half hours to change my mind. it's cool to experiment with your appearance! the dude deserves some cute fancy curls, as a treat. also zmeess you've been growing out your hair from a buzz cut for years, now he's just like you fr or whatever the kids say.

so yeah, i support you man, you go and dazzle everyone with your fabulous Xhorhassian looks

tip jar!

p.s. haven't watched eps 95 and 96 yet, please no spoilers! \o/

On my third listen of TAZ balance, captivated uniquely this time by the lovely Lucretia. I understand you babygirl

[Image description: art of Lucretia from The Adventure Zone. She's a Black woman with dark brown skin and short white hair, seen from the shoulders up. She's holding her white oak staff with a slight frown, and she wears a dark purplish-blue cloak. End ID.]

sizzle it up with taako...and lup!

(ID: A full drawing of Taako and Lup from The Adventure Zone standing in a messy kitchen in aprons and clinking drinks together: Taako's is sparkling with a little bit of purple smoke and Lup's drink has a little flame appearing from it. Lup is a thin freckled elf with tan skin and short blonde hair. She has lined flame tattoos on one arm and is dressed in shorts and a pink kiss the cook apron. Taako is an elf with long blonde hair, a floppy purple hat, and a starry blue apron. There are an assortment of photographs and plants behind them and food, some cooking utensils, and recipe papers scattered about. The bright orange light from behind illuminates their figures.)

[Plain text: "sizzle it up with taako…and lup!" End PT.]

What a guy! Taako that guy!! put his ass in the GLUE TRAP

(again trying alt captions, idk if im doing it ok enough so feedback appreciated there if u wanna)

im slowly learning how tumblr works ig.. how do u make friends on here? do i just spam taako until something happens? that's my current strategy :3

ALSO if u commented (replied?? idk) on my art before tysm i rlly appreciate it but the app isn't letting me respond for some reason:((((( also my dms are broken???

[id: a digital drawing of adaine abernant and fig faeth from fantasy high in swapped outfits. adaine rests her head on top of fig's, making horns with her fingers, while fig tries on adaine's glasses, confused. /end id]

piece for fiendish prophecies !!! the zine is pay what you want & all proceeds will be donated to the pcrf, pls check it out !!

MY BOY ANGO MCDONALD

[Image description: digital art of Angus from The Adventure Zone. He has a skinny build, medium-dark brown skin, and very short black hair. He’s wearing glasses and a green sweater vest, smiling up and pointing up one finger. End ID.]

crossbow cupid 🌼

[ID: A watercolour painting of veth from critical role: veth is a fat halfling woman with brown skin, straight black hair and dimples. She’s lounging casually on a wooden floor, leaning on one hand while the other rests on her knee, holding a crossbow bolt. She’s wearing a yellow dress with an unfastened belt, a ‘chaos crew’ tattoo is visible on her shoulder, and a single daisy is tucked into her cleavage. She’s looking off to the side with a calm smile. end ID]

By MY sacrifice, our town is made safe.

[ID: A digital painting of Roswell from The Adventure Zone, set in a canyon-like setting on a sunny day.

Roswell is a vermilion flycatcher in adult male plumage: a small, bright red songbird with a dark gray mask that extends all the way to their nape, back, wings and tail. They have a silver band around one of their ankles, which has a “spur” on it: a coin with a silver star.

They are perched upon one of the branches of a young tree with a twisting gray trunk and bright greenery. That tree is planted within Roswell’s now lifeless armor, which is shown in a state of partial destruction. There are many holes blasted into its cuirass and helmet, and the remaining clay of their arm has been baked. Nonetheless, the flycatcher stands almost triumphant, with their crown of red feathers raised. End description.]

ROSWELLLLLLL 🗣️🗣️🗣️🗣️

because this dress was meant for her

[image: an illustration of Lucretia, a woman with dark brown skin and short white hair. She’s standing in profile, arms crossed over her chest and chin raised toward the sky, eyes closed. She’s wearing a very beautiful and ornate blue gown, with a shimmering cape that drapes dramatically around her and is covered with little stars.]

Yasha, The Orphanmaker

quick sketch of Madam Director ✨

[image description: a realistic grayscale drawing of Lucretia from the shoulders up in front of a blue background. She’s a dark-complexioned older woman with very short white hair. She’s wearing white robes and dangly, shiny earrings and she’s looking off to the side with a small smile.]

Beau strikes me as the kind of person to be like “I hate kids” even while being in denial about having like. Eight of them. The Cobalt Soul library puts her in charge of the kids reading hour and she complains VICIOUSLY and then they try to replace her and she’s like “NO.” A kid complains about their parents ONCE and they end up sleeping at her and Yasha’s more often than their house. Veth asks her to do a lesson at the camp and she’s like “UGH do I have to? I hate children” while she’s holding a baby and correcting a teenager’s math homework and letting a giggly toddler hide under the long part of her robes and interrupting herself mid-argument to go “Hey, TJ, put that sword down, Mom said no blades until you’re 12, okay!”

[ID: a screenshot of tags that read #cr spoilers #not to suddenly become serious on your funny post #but beau definitely strikes me as the person who knows what its like to be neglected #and refuses to do that to other kids #so she knows how much effort it takes to do right by kids when they’re missing out at home #because it was her once before and she knows how much she needed #so she hates kids because they take so much effort and she is incapable of not giving it to them #she goes either 100 or nothing and all it takes is for the kid to be near her and sad for her to suddenly be going 100 #She doesn’t hate kids. She hates how many neglected kids there are and the fact that she cant help all of them. End ID]

@professor-rye Go ahead, please do suddenly become serious on my funny post, because this is exactly what I was talking about even though we framed it through different lenses!

finished my taz balance relisten (again) so here's Lup

[Image description: red-toned digital art of Lup from The Adventure Zone. She's a slender elf with dark skin and long, straight hair, wearing a striped sleeveless top. In the first image, she sits on a throne with her legs crossed casually, her eyes in shadow. She stares at the silhouette of Edward, who lies on the ground, and she asks him: "Are you the one who's been hurting my brother out there?"

In the second image, she stands, and her hair erupts into flames. With one eye open, glowing orange, she declares: "I'm gonna fucking kill you now." End ID.]

i love morelull so much, theyre such little guys

[image description, from alt: pokemon fanart of morelull, a small walking mushroom. a line of four morelull are climbing down a moss-covered rock on the forest floor. one has fallen down onto its face. the leader looks back with concern while the other two look down from the rock. small glowing motes float in the air, giving it a whimsical feeling. end description.]

Portraits of the bad kids

"there's something about the dying that feels familiar" fucking unbelievably metal thing to be told. you die and you could swear you've been here before. the last thing you feel before your breath leaves your body is intense deja vu. you've never died before but somehow you know how this goes. you have an uncanny feeling being dead is a temporary gig for you, but you have no idea what gives you that impression. and then you're alive again. and you remember dying. and all you remember is that there was something about it that felt familiar.

its your sweet baby sister, lucretia mcelroy

[Image description: digital art of Lucretia from The Adventure Zone. She’s a slender Black woman with dark brown skin and a short white afro, wearing a light blue dress with gold accents and sitting upon a white throne. Her posture looks regal as she holds up a hand, with a white sphere levitating above it, and some mist or static emanates out that conceals her eyes. End description.]