alive and moving forward

“What happens when you have heated tile flooring”

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wish i could call in bitchy to work

sorry boss can’t work today. i woke up and i feel like a total cunt. can’t be trusted with customers

Has this one made it to tumblr yet

person #2 is labeled: filler baritone which nobody will here but adds gentle thiccness

it just keeps getting better

HE DOESN’T EVEN SOUND OUT OF PLACE WHAT THE FUCK

Of course he doesn’t sound out of place

He knows what he is doing

How dare u doubt him

Kermit was a famous pirate known for his tenacity and success.

@fanofrandomawesomeness

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to be a stressed adult male protagonist splashing water on his face in the bathroom

mentally im friends with a lot of u guys even if we dont talk or never have talked and probably will never talk directly. its ok. the warriors bond transcends words

Just checking.... We all pronounce Miette like My-TAY in our heads, right?

It's "mne-eeh-t." "Mne-eht" said with that soft tongue on the upper palette French sound or "mee-yet". I put the "n" because the pretty tongue roll on the "y" kinda sounds "n"-like to me.

I've been saying it Mee-yet in my head. Like the French word for "crumb."

autumntides

10h

"In the instance an employer makes an illegal request for a photograph as part of a job application, you may submit a complaint to the United States Equal Employment Opportunity Commission." Successful violation fee collections are paid partially to the one who suffered the violation, which in many cases exceeds a year of work at these shit jobs. There's only two weak points to a corporation, and those are in the budget and in the supply chain. Hit them where it hurts.

Fucking word.

Learn your rights!

AUTO REBLOG IN CASE YOU MISSED THIS THE 1ST TIME AROUND.  It is important to KNOW YOUR RIGHTS.

16th century ring that unfolds into an astronomical sphere

*For the people asking this ring is available HERE with free shipping

This is how I’m proposing to my partner in the future, I’m using this ring

I actually bought this and lemme tell you

It was the best decision of my life

Respectfully, fuck proposing. If I ever get this ring, it’s for me and me alone. It looks sick as fuck and I can fiddle with it and say My Precious just like Gollum.

My dude, I might not even want my businesses to run like a business, the way businesses have been run lately.

reblog to give warm bread to your mutuals

worlds most beautiful sentence was born recently

Gay & Lesbian Pride Parade, Seattle, Washington, 1991.

James May