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jaded

@olympiclambarchive / olympiclambarchive.tumblr.com

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ind. priv. sel. ISABELLA SWAN of the twilight sagapenned by hales
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i wanted to be stupid and reckless and I wanted to break promises. why stop at one?
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ok . i fucking want dark plots. 

  • we just fucking murdered your neighbor and you look hot with blood splattered on your face and whoops now we’re on a killing spree because i can’t stop the bloodlust. the cops are trying to find us but we’re always one step ahead. we’ll never fucking look back baby they’ll never fucking know we did it. like a literal serial killer duo who knows what the FUCK they r doing 
  • ur a vampire who i met at a club and was dancing on and i woke up in ur bed with marks all over my neck and i’m terrified but also kinda fucking turned on and i don’t know what to do
  • i’ve been stalking you and i think it’s about time you know just how much i love you. we’re meant to be together. let me fucking kIDNAP you and try to do that whole stockholm syndrome thing and what do you fucking mean it’s not working we’re meant to be. you’re gonna fucking love me or you’re gonna fucking die . 
  • we’re both fucking crazy i burned your shit last week you fucked my best friend to spite me i released your nudes you told my mom about the time i got arrested we have a sex tape and we’re never leaving each other because we tear each other apart but we don’t know how to live otherwise
  • we were in rival gangs and i started dating you to get information for mine and i got caught but i only realized i was in love with you when you were jamming your knife into my stomach. 
  • anything fucking dark and stomach twisting like literal fucking sketch ass aus 
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                     ❝ so in order to keep up from being turned into human juice pouches , his plan was to make us popsicles instead ? ❞ she swears she can see her breath as she mutters such a statement , arms crossing against petite form in an effort to conserve what little warmth was left in her limbs . perhaps she shouldn’t complain , given their current predicament and the fact that whining won’t change the fact they were stuck in the middle of nowhere in a certifiable blizzard , but alas . ❝ —— i will personally kick this army’s ass if it gets me a cappuccino and a bubble bath . ❞ 
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bella hated the cold. she dreaded getting out of the shower in the morning because she knew the temperature difference was going to make her freeze. so, of course, that meant edward had to bring them all the way up to the tip-top of the mountain to escape the newborns. how ridiculous. she was shivering, and pulling a blanket tighter around herself. ❝ i’ll help you. i’d love nothing more than to climb into the cullen’s hot tub right now. that is my destination as soon as this is over. ❞ teeth knocked against each other as she sat, thinking of warmer places, hoping to trick her brain into thinking they were warm. she scoots closer to her sister, and grabs one of her hands, rubbing them together, giving her sister as much warmth as she can. ❝ hopefully this will be over soon. ❞
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oh gosh, here we go. i absolute HATE doing this, but i have no other choice. as some of you know, i was sexually assaulted in october. i decided to press charges, and because of this i have some legal fees that i need to pay. i tried to move out to save money, but my roommate asked me to wait until the end of the summer to leave as she is also trying to save money. on top of this, my job has been cutting my shifts and so i am not making as much money as i can.

i haven’t been grocery shopping in about six weeks, so the only time i eat is at work where i don’t have to pay for it. i am really struggling here, and my family can’t help me. i started a gofundme, which is found HERE, and if you could donate or at least help spread this around, i would be eternally grateful. again, i’ve never done anything like this before and this is a complete last resort, but i’m desperate. thank you so much in advance and i love you all!

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