Stan: Welcome to my shop. Everything’s free, until you buy something.
(Source: Legend of Mana)
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Stan: Welcome to my shop. Everything’s free, until you buy something.
(Source: Legend of Mana)
(Source: Sam & Cat)
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Bill: Qualifications?
Stan: Stampeding cattle.
Bill: That's not much of a crime.
Stan: Through the Vatican?
Bill: Kinky! Sign here.
Mabel: So, my last attempt at making slime... didn't go so well.
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Dipper: MABEL THAT IS NAPALM!
Ford: That is napalm Mabel! Be careful and please take this down!
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Wendy: God forbid women do anything.
Mr. Northwest: Pines, is this some kind of fun house?!
Stan: Why, are you having fun?
Ford, drinking a cup of coffee at 2am: Sleep is for the weak!
Fiddleford:You sayin' i'm weak?
Bill Cipher, changing someone's address just for funsies: Now you live on 16 Oak street! The person who lives there: But- But- I just ordered a pizza! Bill Cipher: Good luck getting it!
Source: Odd Squad
Ford: They're called Cheeze Its because Cheese It Is
Stan: has anyone ever cussed you out
source: tumblr
Ford: The shrimp didn’t fry this rice. I did. It was all me.The shrimp didn’t do a thing.
Bill: *speaks backward before he dies*
Stanley: Bless you. But you get no tissues!
Dipper: Mabel! You don't buy people puppies!
Mabel: See? This is why you're the bad cop.