Fuck you

worst post ive ever seen anywhere ever

If I lose, you lose.

"Look, I didn't want to be a half-blood." (Teaser)

You can tell me something and I'll forget about it in 10 minutes. Who are these mysterious people remembering things for an entire day?

she’s an icon, she’s a legend and she is the moment

Does anyone know which book the first one if from?

Pointless LOTR headcanon of the day: Frodo & Merry both take after their mothers, meaning Frodo looks more like a Brandybuck than a Baggins and Merry looks more like a Took. This is a constant source of petty contention.

(Pippin meanwhile absolutely takes after his father & is the most Tookish looking)

Merry: call me a Took one more time

Gandalf: if it looks like a Took and acts like a Took it’s a Took

Merry: I will END you

Gandalf is the only nonhobbit in the fellowship who understands the minutiae of Took Vs Brandybuck Vs Baggins rivalry & he delights in it, everyone else baffled

Frodo: look it’s perfectly simple. The Brandybucks don’t like the Tooks because they play golf and think they’re better than everyone because they occasionally go on adventures. The Tooks don’t like the Brandybucks because they live on the wrong side of the river and like boats. And nobody likes the Bagginses because they’re annoying.

Aragorn: are you… Including yourself in that

Frodo: I said what I said.

Frodo: now the Bagginses don’t like the Brandybucks OR the Tooks because they’re highly disrepectable but also richer than they are. And as far as a lot of the Bagginses are concerned I’m a Brandybuck because I grew up in Buckland and I have the Brandybuck Profile

Merry: which just means he’s not pug-ugly

Frodo: quite.

Aragorn: this is all ridiculous. Keep going.

Gandalf: Hm now I wouldn’t say UGLY but… every Baggins I’ve ever met has been perfectly Round or perfectly Square… There is no middle ground.

Gimli, baffled: Frodo isn’t round OR square

Merry: that’s because he has the Brandybuck profile

Gimli: so… Is he a Brandybuck…

Merry: ABSOLUTE not

Frodo: slander!! I’m a Baggins how dare you

Pippin: was your father a Round Baggins or a Square Baggins

Frodo: my father… Was the ROUNDEST Baggins who ever lived… A perfect Sphere of hobbit…

frodo: my father was an absolute UNIT

Meanwhile Sam is sitting by the camp fire going: Don’t look at me, this is all gentlehobbit nonsense. My folks have sense

—wheezing— @north-peach

Aragorn: And Bilbo Baggins is…?

Frodo: The hobbit who went on a year long journey with dwarven royalty to chase a dragon from a pile of shiny rocks.

Pippin: His Tookishness was so oppressed for over half his life, that when it finally overcame his Bagginsness it reached levels of Took never seen before.

Gimli: Bilbo Baggins??? The BURGLAR??  

@queenaelinwildfire Have you seen this?!

I have! A couple years ago though so there’s been new tasty stuff added since then

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I just ordered the bisexual and demisexual ones! These are amazing!

Happy pride month!

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These are gorgeous. And I don't even know what all of them are.

But can we get some bisexual and demisexual love? I'm both bisexual and demisexual. There are individual bi and demi ones, and a demiromantic bi, But not one for bisexual and demisexual.

Here’s something else I made, Reblog if you are anti maps

I’m pretty sure MAP is pedophilia so I’m putting this on my blog for safety if it means something else please do tell me.

FYI: a MAP is the name p*dos came up with to sound more acceptable. It means ‘Minor Attracted Person.’ If you see a MAP, it’s okay to punch/castrate them

Go away p*dos, this acronym belongs to Multi Animator Project.

Oh definitely, not on this blog. Don’t mess with my fucking kid I ain’t playing.

yell hea

i stfg if you support p*dos you can fuck off this blog

Howl’s Moving Castle (2004)

i just now realized the connection these scenes have omg im dumb XD

@cherrycreamfairy1997 SAME! and I just watched it a couple weeks ago! The scenes are so far apart in the movie I forget what exactly he said when he first shows up watching the second scene to make the connection!

hi i really missed one william andrew solace

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Will: If I had a nickel for every time my boyfriend turned into a plant, I'd have two nickels, which isnt a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

Apollo: *tearing up* He's just like his father...