people born in 2000 should be like 12-14 now. but they’re not. that’s how fucked up our world is now
The older this post gets the funnier it becomes
My cousin born in 2000 is a licensed psychologist.
that’s how fucked up our world is now
“Circe?”
“Yes Odysseus?”
“Where’s my crew?”
Sir please thats my emotional support stack of books that i havent read
persimmon 🧡
going through the horrors (sunday evening)
My dearest love(AO3) has gone of to war(server maintenance), and I fear I shall never see them again(it’ll be up again in a few hours)
baseball?? that game from twilight?
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cat inspecting a fallen star outside in the garden
Just kinda wanna be braless and eat fruit in peace tbh
So did Eve and look where that got her
I don’t know about you, but there are days when I could go for being braless, eating fruit and bringing about the downfall of man.
Reblog if all you want to do is be braless and eat fruit and bring about the downfall of man.
sometimes you just gotta read something and say “i literally don’t care” aloud and move on
This is an incredibly valuable skill. I've noticed an increase in my personal happiness by doing this.
Your daily dose of cat memes
look at him. if you even care btw
Reblog to put one of these in your mutuals’ pocket when they’re not looking
KARMA IS MY BOYFRIEND. KARMA IS A GOD. KARMA IS THE BREEZE IN MY HAIR ON THE WEEKEND. KARMAS A RELAXING THOUGHT, ARENT YOU ENVIOUS THAT FOR YOU ITS NOT? SWEET LIKE HONEY. KARMA IS A CAT. PURRING IN MY LAP CAUSE IT LOVES ME. FLEXING LIKE A GODDAMN ACROBAT. ME AND KARMA VIBE LIKE THAT
