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Gojo: I can’t mansplain manipulate manwhore my way out of this one, boys.

Gojo: Manslaughter it is.

[ID: Two screencaps with edited text of Iroh and Zuko from Avatar: The Last Airbender from the episode Bitter Work. Zuko and Iroh are sitting in an abandoned, broken down house after Azula hit Iroh with fire. Zuko has just given a cup of tea to Iroh.

Screencap 1: Iroh takes a sip of tea. He raises an eyebrow and tries to hide a disgusted expression. Iroh asks, “What kind of tea is this?”

Screencap 2: Zuko, sitting in front of Iroh with his own cup of tea, says, “Oh, I boiled some Gatorade.”

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sorry for not developing my employability skills i was too busy being sexy and fun

imagine saying this to your employer

alright i will

just got into bed. has anyone else tried this

why don’t you shut your fucking mouth and look at the wikipedia page for sucking cock???????????

alright one sec

hey it says i gotta have my mouth open for this one boss

new pronouns just dropped:

- “he” in the way you call an animal you don’t know the gender of “a little guy”

- “she” in the way sailors refer to their boats

- “they” in the way people say “they say that ___”, a faceless and all knowing collective. you are anything, you are everything.

To YOU its a ufo. I know what it is

so weird how in english some words are really just used in expressions and not otherwise… like has anyone said “havoc” when not using it in the phrase “wreaking havoc”? same goes for “wreaking” actually…

reply with more, i’m fascinated

these are called fossil words! here's a whole list

If I ever find out which evolutionary ancestor is responsible for the "scratching an insect bite produces the purest bliss you'll ever know for 0.57 seconds and then unleashes fiery agony immediately after" epidermal punishment loop I will find a time machine and commit homicide, I don't care if it means the human race never evolves, let the crabs take over if they want it so bad

Also I was looking at 2021 in paleontology and apparently this year we discovered this awful shark that is wider than it is long

why

I love this thing

can we pretend that airplanes in the night sky are like stupid sharks?

I could really use a fish right now

i love the concept presented here where sexualities come equipped with at least one slur provided upfront free of charge

*Hades voice* Do Not Limp Your Wrist at Me, Boy

This. This. So. Much.

sometimes this really weird thing happens to me where i am suddenly filled with the desire to have sex with a beautiful woman...does this happen to anybody else, or is it just me?