Immortal Rabbit

@rabbitbythemoon / rabbitbythemoon.tumblr.com

Indie. | OC | Fandom Verses Available
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captainkirkk

I want to see characters being taken care of in an explicit and worshipful way. Home-cooked meals. Hair brushed and braided by gentle hands. Little gifts just because.

I want to read about characters who are not used to kindness being bombarded by acts of service. This trope works romantically and platonically. Give me found family and acts of service - all the ways a character is wrapped up in wordless, explicit care after years of cruelty and having no idea how to handle. I need it.

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damnation-if

Tumblr Community Labels PSA

hey guys, just a quick PSA message to let you all know… tumblr has released a new feature called “community labels” where you can label your posts as mature so that people can voluntarily filter or blur posts that contain certain subjects… however while your first encounter with it will likely be while posting, it’s also Already affecting your settings. if you go into your dashboard settings you’ll see a new section that looks like this…

THESE ARE ALL SET TO “HIDE” BY DEFAULT.

tumblr is currently hiding all flagged mature content from you unless you manually turn it on lmao. just thought i’d let you all know!

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HOW TO TRIM YOUR POSTS USING THE BETA TEXT EDITOR!!

as many of you know, a lot of us in the rpc on here are struggling to actually do what we want on here ( which is roleplay ) due to the recent events of the staff forcing us to use the beta text editor. now while the beta text editor does have some rather nifty features ( such as adding color to our text now ), there isn't a way to outright cut our posts making it nothing short of tedious and annoying. that's why i'm making this post right now.

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❰❰ ALMOST ❱❱ our muses almost kiss but don’t or are interrupted before they do

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Indulgent memes

The night air was cool after the spring heat of the day. Moonlight dappled the ground as the two walked the familiar path without much purpose other than to enjoy the nightly quiet and the presence of each other at their sides. A deep breath brought the fresh air flooding the immortal's senses, causing a small smile to cross his face. His eyes opened and Lapen looked up as he felt the gentle nudge of the hound's arm to find him glancing down at him. Amusement filled the blue eyes as his hand found the taller's to lace their fingers gently. Yet the gentle touch didn't seem to be what the sometimes pensive hound was after. He watched curiously as the amber eyes glanced away and the larger hand gripped his own only for a thought to strike him. "Val, hold a moment-" There was a smile in his voice as he stopped and gently tugged the other to do the same. His words drew the man's attention back down to him and he stepped forward and reached up to gently pull his face towards his own. But before he could give him his kiss a loud screech sounded in the bushes nearby. Causing the rabbit to jump and nearly smash his head into Valrun's. A hand covered his fluttering heart as the hound scratched the back of his head and glanced into the bushes as a fox darted away. "I'm guessing that's what you were distracted by-?"

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marichive

An Extremely Self-Indulgent Meme

Physical prompts based around some of my favorite tropes / physical actions in threads. Send this   + reverse   to change which muse does which action.

tw for implied violence in some
  • ❰❰ PIN ❱❱ sender pins receiver during a fight/training
  • ❰❰ HURT ❱❱ sender is hurt protecting receiver
  • ❰❰ CARRY ❱❱ sender carries receiver bridal style
  • ❰❰ LIFT ❱❱ sender carries receiver over their shoulder
  • ❰❰ MEDIC ❱❱ sender bandages receiver’s wounds
  • ❰❰ SUPPORT ❱❱ sender comforts receiver after a loss / traumatic event
  • ❰❰ THREAT ❱❱ sender holds a weapon up to receiver as a threat
  • ❰❰ SAVE ❱❱ sender saves receiver’s life
  • ❰❰ CRY ❱❱ sender cries in front of receiver
  • ❰❰ DANCE ❱❱ sender invites receiver to slow dance
  • ❰❰ HAND KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the hand or wrist
  • ❰❰ CHEEK KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the cheek
  • ❰❰ HEAD KISS ❱❱ sender kisses receiver on the forehead
  • ❰❰ EMBRACE ❱❱ sender embraces receiver
  • ❰❰ HANDS ❱❱ sender’s fingers graze the receiver’s fingers
  • ❰❰ CUDDLE ❱❱ our muses cuddle
  • ❰❰ BED ❱❱ our muses share a bed
  • ❰❰ BRUSH ❱❱ sender plays with / brushes receiver’s hair
  • ❰❰ GAZE ❱❱ our muses make extended eye contact
  • ❰❰ ALMOST ❱❱ our muses almost kiss but don’t or are interrupted before they do
  • ❰❰ ARGUE ❱❱ sender ends an argument with receiver with a kiss
  • ❰❰ ARM ❱❱ sender puts their arm around receiver
  • ❰❰ PULL ❱❱ sender pulls receiver close to them
  • ❰❰ BACK ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the back
  • ❰❰ SHOULDER ❱❱ sender touches receiver on the shoulder
  • ❰❰ LEAN ❱❱ sender leans against receiver
  • ❰❰ CARESS ❱❱ sender caresses the receiver’s cheek
  • ❰❰ HAIR ❱❱ sender pushes receiver’s hair away from their face
  • ❰❰ TILT ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their hand
  • ❰❰ CHIN ❱❱ sender tilts the receiver’s chin with their weapon
  • ❰❰ LEG ❱❱ sender’s leg touches the receiver’s leg under the table
  • ❰❰ FOOD ❱❱ sender feeds the receiver
  • ❰❰ WALL ❱❱ sender pushes the receiver against a wall
  • ❰❰ FREE ❱❱ sender frees the receiver from restraints
  • ❰❰ TACKLE ❱❱ sender hugs the receiver so hard they almost fall over / do fall over
  • ❰❰ DYING ❱❱ sender finds the receiver near death
  • ❰❰ PANIC ❱❱ sender comforts the receiver as they have a panic attack or get overstimulated
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doodlemancy

it’s time to yell at Discord before they help destroy the planet

Discord’s CEO is on twitter hinting about their apparent future involvement with NFTs/crypto.

In case you aren’t already aware, cryptocurrency is digital currency that sucks because it consumes an absurd amount of energy and computer parts, and NFTs are a way of creating false scarcity for digital items, which are bought and sold with crypto currency, and also suck. Here is an article about why that shit sucks. The article has additional information. Here is a twitter account that also documents NFT thefts & scams (NFTs are often stolen art sold without permission).

HERE IS WHAT YOU SHOULD DO ASAP:

1. CANCEL NITRO. Don’t wait around for them to reverse course or apologize. Cancel it now, choose “other” when it asks why you’re canceling and write in your answer. They need to see the financial backlash right now. You can always re-sub if they backpedal, but right now they need the impetus to do the backpedaling.

2. GO HERE to their feedback forum. make a thread and tell them you cancelled nitro and don’t want them involved with crypto garbage. contribute to other threads if you see one that piques your interest. EXTRA CREDIT: downvote this thread, boo them, downvote the crypto dingdongs in the comments.

3. If you have twitter, tweet at them. tweet at @discord and reply to Jason’s tweet with whatever dunking and booing you feel like.

4. PASS IT AROUND. Tell your friends with nitro. Tell your favorite group chats and servers. Encourage them to do the same.

This is one of those situations where we need massive and decisive backlash RIGHT NOW to nip it in the bud. Your input really does matter right now. Shouting down shit like this has gotten even companies like Patreon to reverse course on bad decisions. Even the stupidest tech bros do respond to enough screaming. So SCREAM. Remind them where their real money comes from, and scare them away from the planet-destroying fake money.

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Hello Silence | Accepting | @ofdeathandfear

Dull rumbles of a distant storm reached through the steady patter of rain against the window panes. Lapen stirred slightly, blinking blearily in the dark room. He squinted at the clock on the side table but decided that whatever it read was still too early. He yawned and shifted to tuck his face into his pillow, paying little mind to the other moving beside him. A gently annoyed huff left him as Valrun’s weight rolled on top of him. He reached back to lazily push the other back only for a startled gasp to leave him as teeth connected with the skin of his neck. The smaller squirmed, fingers gripping at the red strands by his face, but his mild resistance did little but earn a playful growl deep in the taller’s chest. With a huff, the rabbit let his hand fall to the pillow as an eye opened to look back at him, catching his eyes watching him through his bangs. 

“You owe me a damn good breakfast for waking me at this hour.”

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𝐋𝐎𝐔𝐃  &  𝐃𝐄𝐀𝐅𝐄𝐍𝐈𝐍𝐆 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄    (a  series  of  nonverbal  prompts .   mature  themes  present ,   ‘ my ’  muse  belongs  to  the  one who  posted  the  meme  -  send   “ + REVERSE ”   to  reverse  the  prompts .)

→     𝐈 .    GENERAL

❛   hush .   raise  a  finger  in  a  gesture  to  silence  my  muse . ❛   sit .   gesture  for  my  muse  to  sit  down . ❛   door .   hold  a  door  open  for  my  muse . ❛   tap .   tap  my  muse  on  the  shoulder  to  garner  their  attention . ❛   hunger .   give  my  muse  something  to  eat  /  drink . ❛   cook .   present  my  muse  with  home - cooked  food . ❛   brush .   work  a  brush  /  comb  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   read .   silently  read  a  book  alongside  my  muse . ❛   hand .   hold  out  a  hand  for  my  muse  to  take . ❛   dressed .   help  my  muse  put  on  an  article  of  clothing . ❛   note .   give  my  muse  a  note  saying :   [ content ] . ❛   amplify .   turn  up  the  music  in  the  car .

→     𝐈𝐈 .    ANGST

❛   patch .   help  my  muse  patch  up  a  wound . ❛   night terrors .   hold  my  muse  after  they  wake  up  from  a  nightmare . ❛   company .   silently  sit  with  my  muse  to  comfort  them. ❛   hospital .   my  muse  is  told  that  yours  is  in  the  hospital . ❛   revelation .   show  my  muse  evidence  of  a  lie  they  told . ❛   indulge .   find  my  muse  drinking  to  cope . ❛   downfall .   find  my  muse  collapsed  on  the  ground . ❛   console .   comfort  my  muse  as  they  cry . ❛   nurse .   give  my  muse  company  in  the  hospital .

→     𝐈𝐈 .    AFFECTIONATE

❛   wink .   wink  at  my  muse .  ❛   wrap .   wrap  an  arm  around  my  muse’s  [ shoulders  /  waist ] . ❛   caress .   gently  caress  my  muse’s  face . ❛   tousle .   mess  playfully  with  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   chest .   place  your  head  on  my  muse’s  chest .    ❛   comb .   comb  fingers  through  my  muse’s  hair . ❛   grasp .   run  to  my  muse  &  jump  into  their  arms . ❛   lean .   lean  on  my  muse’s  shoulder . ❛   tender .   kiss  my  muse  on  the  [ forehead  /  cheek  /  nose ] . ❛   abrupt .   kiss  my  muse  out  of  the  blue . ❛   chaste .   chastely  kiss  my  muse . ❛   good morning .   kiss  my  muse  the  morning  after . ❛   volumes .   gaze  at  my  muse  in  a  way  that  silently  says  ‘i love you’ .

→     𝐈𝐈𝐈 .    VIOLENT

❛   strike .   [ slap / punch ]  my muse in the face . ❛   gun .   wield  a  gun  at  my  muse . ❛   twist .   twist  my  muse’s  arm  behind  their  back . ❛   throttle .   aggressively  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   parch .   burn  my  muse  with  a  hot  object . ❛   take down .   forcefully  bring  my  muse  to  the  ground . ❛   gouge .   wield  a  sharp  object  at  my  muse . ❛  shunt .   shove  my  muse  backwards . ❛  stickup .   yell  at  my  muse  to  put  their  hands  in  the  air. ❛  shoot .   [ fatally  /  non-fatally ]   shoot  my  muse . ❛  stab .   stab  my  muse with a  [ knife / other object ].

→     𝐈𝐈𝐈 .    NSFW

❛   surprise .   send  an  unexpected  nsfw  image  to  my  muse . ❛   pin .   push  my  muse  against  a  [ wall,  table,  other ] . ❛   go down .   go  down  on  my  muse . ❛   choke .   intimately  wrap  your  hands  around  my  muse’s  throat . ❛   belt loops .   pull  my  muse  closer  by  their  belt loops . ❛   skinny dipping .   go  skinny  dipping  with  my  muse . ❛   rip .   tear  a  piece  of  clothing  from  my  muse’s  body . ❛   mark .   leave  a  mark  on  my  muse’s  body  [ specify where ] .

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There were tears pricking at the corners of his eyes. A side affect of his anger, fear, and worry threatening to overthrow his small frame. Venomous remarks danced at the edge of his tongue at the other’s apology but they died there as the red-head’s arms wound around him. Lapen drew in a shaky breath and pinched the underside of the other’s arm before wrapping his own around the taller with his face pressed into his chest. 

“Don’t scare me like that again..” He muttered against Valrun, his fingers gripping the back of his shirt, “I don’t know what I’d do if you went where I couldn’t follow...” 

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I am always wanting to write Rated R material threads but I’m never sure of who would be comfortable doing so. Can roleplayers please reblog this post if you are fully comfortable writing mature subjects in your threads? { Blood, gore, murder, alcohol and drug use, hack&slash etc. } I’d like to find out by this post who IS comfortable with these types of roleplays rather than making someone uncomfortable just by asking. Thank you!
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Get  to  know  the  mun!    Repost,  don’t  reblog.

(PEN)NAME  :  Mionna/Mion

PRONOUNS  :  She/her , They/Them

ZODIAC  SIGN  :  Virgo

TAKEN  OR  SINGLE  :  Seeing someone

———  THREE  FACTS  ! ♡

I love playing games. Everything from story based rpgs, mmos, to games like overwatch and tf2. Games that let me play with friends are even better! Recently I got into the mobile game Sky and I can’t wait for it to come out on switch!!

I’ve discovered recently that my dream job, whatever it’ll end up being, will probably involve helping people in some way. The job I just left was too much of helping people only if they wanted a particular item which is just Not for me.

I’m horrible at talking about myself because nothing seems interesting- despite the fact I have a library of random knowledge.  

———  EXPERIENCE  !  ♡

I’ve been roleplaying for years- Starting off on gaiaonline back in middle school. (don’t ask what year i don’t remember) I followed a friend from gaia to tumblr and gradually wormed my way into different rpcs. Most of which fell dead in the water. My longest muse is a tie between Lapen here and Arthit. I love both of them to pieces and both have changed so much since I made them. 

———  MUSE  PREFERENCE  !  ♡

I’ve noticed I have a preference for wanderers and people looking for a place to belong. As well as people that fall easily into found families. I also notice I lean towards males verses other genders- though I am trying to branch out more! I love playing women as well and Cansu is one of my favorite muses thus far and I haven’t done her near enough justice.

———  FLUFF  /  ANGST  /  SMUT  !  ♡    

FLUFF  /  ANGST  :  

I have a love of Both in equal quantities. Though some friends would argue I lean towards angst. (you know who you are) I do try and keep it even between the two. Taking a character through different highs and lows really helps me get to know them and learn with them.

SMUT  :  

I am Horrible at this and it makes me admittedly uncomfortable. Though I will say I’m fine with exploring habits and situations between two characters. While I’m ace a number of my muses are Not.

PLOT  /  MEMES  :  

Again i love BOTH- Memes can lead to plots and plots can inspire meme responses. Plotting even loosely gives me an idea of what direction my partner is interested in going. Memes are fun ways to explore possible dynamic between characters that may still be up in the air, or even how their dynamic might change if something else happened.

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The Last Unicorn (1982) starters.

  • ❛  I dislike the feel of these woods.  ❜
  • ❛  Unicorns? I thought they only existed in fairytales.  ❜
  • ❛  This is a forest like any other. Isn’t it ?  ❜
  • ❛  Let’s turn around. Hunt somewhere else.  ❜
  • ❛  This is no world for you.  ❜
  • ❛  Good luck to you, for you are the last.  ❜
  • ❛  What do men know ?  ❜
  • ❛  We are as old as the sky, old as the moon.  ❜
  • ❛  We can be hunted, we can be trapped, we can even be killed but we do not vanish !  ❜
  • ❛  Have you traveled very far ?  ❜
  • ❛  Be a little respectful, do you know who I am ?  ❜
  • ❛  Your name is a golden bell, hung in my heart.  ❜
  • ❛  I would break my body to pieces to call you once by your name.  ❜
  • ❛  In all your wanderings, have you seen others like me ?  ❜
  • ❛  Have you seen the others? Where have they gone? Tell me which way I must go to find them.  ❜
  • ❛  No, no, listen ! Don’t listen to me, listen !  ❜
  • ❛  You can find the others if you are brave.  ❜
  • ❛  What if they’re waiting for me ? In need of my help ?  ❜
  • ❛  Well hello there little one !  ❜
  • ❛  And just who might you belong to ? a pretty little thing like you ?  ❜
  • ❛  In my heart I carry such a heavy load.  ❜
  • ❛  And here I thought I’d seen the last of them !  ❜
  • ❛  I know you. If I were blind I would know what you are.  ❜
  • ❛  You wouldn’t have heard of me.  ❜
  • ❛  It’s not much of a job for a real magician, but I’ve had worse.  ❜
  • ❛  You’re mine. If you kill me, you’re still mine.  ❜
  • ❛  Your death sits in that cage and she hears you.  ❜
  • ❛  She’ll kill me one day or another, but she will remember forever that I caught her, that I held her prisoner. So there’s my immortality.  ❜
  • ❛  You were out on the road hunting for your own death !  ❜
  • ❛  He’ll not have you ! You belong to me.  ❜
  • ❛  We are two sides of the same magic.  ❜
  • ❛  You are safer here. You should thank me for protecting you.  ❜
  • ❛  There has never been a spell on me before.  ❜
  • ❛  It’s a very rare person who is taken for what he truly is.  ❜
  • ❛  Will you help me ?  ❜
  • ❛  You’re my last chance.  ❜
  • ❛  Can you truly set me free ?  ❜
  • ❛  I asked him a riddle and it always takes that lout all night to solve riddles.  ❜
  • ❛  the spell was wrong but there was true magic in it ! try again.  ❜
  • ❛  My dear you deserve the services of a great wizard but I’m afraid you’ll have to be glad of the aide of a second rate pickpocket.  ❜
  • ❛  Okay, (name), I give up. Why is a raven like a writing desk ?  ❜
  • ❛  She’ll kill you if you set her free !  ❜
  • ❛  Don’t look back, and don’t run.  ❜
  • ❛  You must never run from anything immortal, it attracts their attention.  ❜
  • ❛  She chose her death long ago. It was the fate she wanted.  ❜
  • ❛  You have no regrets as I do ?  ❜
  • ❛  I’ve never seen anyone like you. Not while I was awake, anyway.  ❜
  • ❛  I’m going where they are, to learn whatever they know.  ❜
  • ❛  Take me with you ! for luck, for laughs, for the unknown.  ❜
  • ❛  You could never have granted my true wish.  ❜
  • ❛  I cannot turn you into something you are not.  ❜
  • ❛  Hide yourself ! We’ll find each other later.  ❜
  • ❛  Mind your heads now, it’s raining ninnies !  ❜
  • ❛  Put me down you fool !  ❜
  • ❛  I don’t like the look of him.  ❜
  • ❛  That’s only (name)’s way, but she has a good heart.  ❜
  • ❛  This is not happening.  ❜
  • ❛  We’ll both be gentlemen of leisure in a months time.  ❜
  • ❛  Oh, I love you.  ❜
  • ❛  She shall never have you !  ❜
  • ❛  We will perish together.  ❜
  • ❛  Did you see me ? Were you watching ?  ❜
  • ❛  Did you see what I made ?  ❜
  • ❛  It’s gone now, but I had it !  ❜
  • ❛  Where have you been ? Where have you been ! ?  ❜
  • ❛  Where were you when I was new ?  ❜
  • ❛  How dare you come to me now when I am this !  ❜
  • ❛  It’s alright, I forgive you.  ❜
  • ❛  You can’t come with us ! we’re on a quest !  ❜
  • ❛  Well, you’re going the wrong way.  ❜
  • ❛  You have all the power you need if you dare to look for it.  ❜
  • ❛  What have you done ! ?  ❜
  • ❛  The power will come to me whenever I need it, and one day! One day it will come to me when I call !  ❜
  • ❛  You are an idiot !  ❜
  • ❛  Don’t ! Don’t you hurt yourself !  ❜
  • ❛  I can feel this body dying all around me !  ❜
  • ❛  You are losing my interest, and that is very dangerous.  ❜
  • ❛  I will keep nothing near me that does not make me happy.  ❜
  • ❛  How would you know ?  ❜
  • ❛  Well, just look at you !  ❜
  • ❛  Come on, I’ll write you a reference.  ❜
  • ❛  You have let your doom in by the front door !  ❜
  • ❛  What are you looking at ?  ❜
  • ❛  What is the matter with your eyes ?  ❜
  • ❛  You may come and go as you please.  ❜
  • ❛  My secrets guard themselves, may yours do the same.  ❜
  • ❛  Please, let me help you. What can I do for you ?  ❜
  • ❛  And then she looked at me and I was sorry I had killed the thing.  ❜
  • ❛  For her sake I’ve become a hero but my great deeds mean nothing to her !  ❜
  • ❛  I wish to be whatever she has most need of.  ❜
  • ❛  You are cruel to him.  ❜
  • ❛  He only wishes you to think of him.  ❜
  • ❛  Who am I ? Why am I here ?  ❜
  • ❛  I knew a moment ago, but I have forgotten.  ❜
  • ❛  I was innocent and wise and full of pain.  ❜
  • ❛  Now that I’m a woman, everything has changed.  ❜
  • ❛  Why won’t you help me ? Why must you always speak in riddles ?  ❜
  • ❛  I would tell you what you want to know if I could.  ❜
  • ❛  I am always dreaming, even when I am awake. It is never finished.  ❜
  • ❛  I would court you with more grace if I knew how.  ❜
  • ❛  Drown out my dreams. Keep me from remembering whatever wants me to remember it.  ❜
  • ❛  Words are always getting in my way.  ❜
  • ❛  That’s all I have to tell you. That’s all I’ve got to say.  ❜
  • ❛  I’m not a man of poetry. Music isn’t one with me.  ❜
  • ❛  As if I didn’t have enough troubles.  ❜
  • ❛  Well of course you’re of noble birth, anyone could see that.  ❜
  • ❛  Love is slowing you down, my lady.  ❜
  • ❛  It was pleasant enough at first, but it died quickly.  ❜
  • ❛  There is nothing of yours that I desire.  ❜
  • ❛  There is no movement of yours that has not betrayed you.  ❜
  • ❛  I like to watch them. They fill me with joy.  ❜
  • ❛  The first time I felt it, I thought I was going to die.  ❜
  • ❛  Do you dare still pretend to be human ?  ❜
  • ❛  It makes no difference. The end will be the same. I can wait.  ❜
  • ❛  Shut up you pretentious kneecap !  ❜
  • ❛  How would you like a punch in the eye ?  ❜
  • ❛  It’s so nice to have someone to play with.  ❜
  • ❛  Try me tomorrow. Maybe I’ll tell you tomorrow.  ❜
  • ❛  Give it to me if you don’t want it but don’t throw it away !  ❜
  • ❛  Give me the wine !  ❜
  • ❛  You would have gone without me ?  ❜
  • ❛  No name you could give her would surprise or frighten me.  ❜
  • ❛  I love whom I love.  ❜
  • ❛  I will go no further.  ❜
  • ❛  Everything dies. I want to die when you die.  ❜
  • ❛  Yes, that is my wish.  ❜
  • ❛  I am a hero, and heroes know that things must happen when it is time for them to happen.  ❜
  • ❛  A quest may not simply be abandoned.  ❜
  • ❛  A happy ending cannot come in the middle of the story.  ❜
  • ❛  What if there isn’t a happy ending at all ?  ❜
  • ❛  There are no happy endings, because nothing ends.  ❜
  • ❛  Do something ! You have the power ! I will kill you if you don’t do something !  ❜
  • ❛  That’s what heroes are for.  ❜
  • ❛  I’ve never had any friends before.  ❜
  • ❛  Men don’t always know when they’re happy.  ❜
  • ❛  I’m sorry. I have done you evil and I cannot undo it.  ❜
  • ❛  No sorrow will live in me as long as that joy.  ❜
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