Masterlist

Started: 8/11/20

Last Updated: 11/23/20

Teen Wolf-The Auchimalgen Series

Stlies Stilinski x Black Female OFC

Summary- Melanie “Mel” Forrester is just trying to get through her sophomore year, alongside her best friend, Lydia Martin. However, she didn’t expect for strange occurences to begin taking place around her, nor developing a crush on her classmate, Stiles Stilinski. As time goes on, things come to a head, and a few pairs of claws leave Mel forever changed. As in, a  moon goddess decides to take up residency in her body, granting her strange new powers and the responsibilities that come with them. Fortunately for her, a werewolf, his adorable best friend, and a redhaired Banshee are along for the ride as well. And Mel thought Algebra would be the least of her problems…

Book 1- (Follows Season 1) Coming soon!!!

Book 2-(Follows Season 2) Coming soon!!!

The Mandalorian-Violent Delights

Din Djarin x Black Female OFC

Summary- Kiara “Kia” Karga just wants to be the best bounty hunter she can be. Being Greef Karga’s daughter, the bounty hunter life is all she knows. She often partners up with the Mandalorian, as he favors her talents for piloting and mechanics.  Things change when the duo take a job to collect an asset on Arvala-7 and Kia crosses paths with a mysterious woman with a message for Kia’s father. When things take a turn, the Mandalorian and Kia find themselves as the protectors of a mysterious creature and discover more clues that uncover Kia’s past.

Chapter 1

Chapter 2

Chapter 3

Chapter 4

Chapter 5

Chapter 6

Chapter 7

Chapter 8

Triple Frontier-The Incident

Frankie Morales x Female Reader

Summary-Reader/You are a lonely coffee barista who is dreading the upcoming Christmas season. That is until your crush/regular customer gets hit by a truck and falls into a coma. Due to a miscommunication, now he and his ‘adopted’ family believe that you are now his fiance. (Sort of ) Fake Fiance trope, family bonding, Christmas magic, and pining, fluff, AND smut.

Chapter 1

Masterlist updated!!!

Texas Heat | A Joel x Reader Series

Summary: You've just finished a Masters back home in England, and, with little idea of what you want to do next, decide to spend the summer in Texas, staying with your mum's cousins, the Adlers. What you didn't bank on was living next door to Joel. The two of you strike up a friendship, and then something more, as the Texan summer heats up.

Tags/warnings: slow burn, eventual smut, age difference (reader is 25, Joel is 37), AU! no outbreak, porn with plot.

Chapter 1 You've just finished a Masters back home in England, and, with little idea of what you want to do next, decide to spend the summer in Texas, staying with your mum's cousins, the Adlers. But its not the Adlers who pick you up from the airport: it's their handsome neighbour, Joel.

Chapter 2 Your first tutoring session with Sarah goes as expected, until Joel gets home and sends your head spinning.

Chapter 3 You get a job at a coffee shop. It just happens to be across the street from where Joel's working a construction job.

Chapter 4

Saturday brings a barbeque, a whole lot of flirting, and a perfect storm of tension that might just push you and Joel to the brink of something new.

Chapter 5

Interlinked - Part 2

Part 1

It starts slow, with dinners here and there and small gifts exchanged. Cakes and sweets for artificial flowers, until soon enough you have a whole arrangement of them in a small vase on your bedside table. Eventually, K’s over almost every night and in time you’re able to coax him into talking more. You learn about his job as a Blade Runner, reading into the things he doesn’t say. It’s a hard job and more often than not he comes home banged up.

Like tonight. K shows up at your door freshly showered with a nasty purpling bruise on his jaw that extends up into his hairline. He lets you touch his cheek and fuss over him, jokingly promising it's worse than it looks. You offer him a frozen bag from your freezer that you kept for such an occasion, which he presses to his face while leaning against the counter to watch you cook. You tell him about your day and catch him watching you with that little half smile he’s taken to wearing around you.

“How was your day?” You ask him once you sit down. 

“It was a day,” he replies evenly, pushing around the rice on his plate. 

You know then he doesn’t want to talk about it and you switch to discussing a humorous incident today regarding one of the children of your employers. After dinner you split the lone cupcake you were allowed to take home, enjoying how his eyes close and he sighs as he savors the buttercream frosting. The cake itself is a little stale but it’s still sweet and rich on your tongue. 

LOSING MY RELIGION (Din Djarin x f!reader) Masterlist

(moodboard by @grogusmum)

FANDOM: The Mandalorian / Din Djarin

READER: Adult female. Former Jedi, current healer. Old enough to have been trained by the Order and survived Order 66. Reader is picked up in one chapter, but it is later explained/implied that Din is strong enough to hold you. No other physical descriptors, no use of y/n.

RATING: Mature (adult intimacy from chapter 8 on)

No Minors Please: My work is 18+. I will respectfully ask minors to turn away to protect themselves and me. Thank you.

SUMMARY: Set post season 2, a Mandalorian comes looking for you with an assignment from an old friend, sending you on a mission and a union that you both need. (Canon compliant through season 2, diverges from TBOBF and season 3).

NOTES: A romance built on strong mutual respect and kindred spirit. Reader is post-Order 66 Jedi (exploratory corps, non-knight). Each chapter takes a Din/you/Din POV format. This series is ongoing. 

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LOSING MY RELIGION

Chapter 1: The Healer Chapter 2: The Recruit Chapter 3: The Admirer Chapter 4: Resonance Chapter 5: The Attack Chapter 6: The Survivor Chapter 7: The Substitute Chapter 8: The Consort Chapter 9: Reunion Chapter 10: The Deception Chapter 11: Fusion Chapter 12: The Camp Chapter 13: The Exchange Chapter 14: (working on it)

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ONE SHOTS IN THE LMR UNIVERSE

Complication and Yearning: When Ahsoka Met Luke - a direct prequel to Losing My Religion

Din / Dance - Din doesn’t understand the point of dancing. You teach him what makes it worth doing.

A Rare Treat - a little drabble about braiding Din’s hair while he sleeps

Eyes Closed, Comm Open - Din communes with your heart. (Can be read as part of the LMR universe or alone)

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SIX SENTENCE FICLETS

Winktober 2022: Body Worship - Takes place any time after chapter 7 She Probably Gives You Butterflies - From Ahsoka’s POV, takes place during chapter 9 Winktober 2022: Pet Play - Takes place in the Tusken camp during chapters 12/13 Is Somebody Jealous - A possible meeting during chapter 13

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ARTWORK INSPIRED BY LOSING MY RELIGION

Shiari questions Din about his helmet - by @literallydontlook inspired by Chapter 6

Mala puts flowers in LB’s hair - by @literallydontlook inspired by Chapter 7

Din Djarin eats ribs at a festival  - by @mjpens inspired by Chapter 7

Din and Little Bird - by @mjpens inspired by Chapter 11

Easy there, Little Bird - by @littlemissskuld inspired by Chapter 5

Din and Little Bird - by @grogusmum inspired by Chapter 11

Moodboard - by @beskarandblasters

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COMMISSIONED ARTWORK

Din and Little Bird by @miranhas-art based on Chapter 11

PLEASE NOTE: I write my stories with myself in mind, but I try to keep them as reader characters as inclusive as possible. This art is not meant to represent all readers. Your reader is you. My reader is me, and when I commission artwork, I usually do so with myself as reference. I write what I yearn and yearn to see what I write, and I can’t do it myself, so I choose to support fanart artists. They do beautiful work and there’s no way I’m not going to share it with you!!! 

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If Only the Neighbors Knew | Neighbor!Robert "Bob" Floyd

Summary: A month of stolen kisses culminates in Robert hosting the HOA meeting and getting you on his couch. The ladies of the neighborhood may make him blush, but only you can make your sweet neighbor weak in the knees.

Word Count: 5.2k

Warnings + Notes: Robert "Bob" Floyd x f!reader, 18+ only folks, swearing, unprotected pinv, oral (f!receiving), self-indulgent as per usual, too many italics. Oh, I am blushing and humbled at all the love that Neighbor!Bob has received! It's exactly a month later and now he's back and making us collectively drop our panties again, as well as all the other women in the neighborhood! But don't worry, he's only got eyes for you ;) Happy Holidays, my dears, thanks for reading!

meet Robert From Next Door here

He’s setting up refreshments in the dining room. The perfect viewpoint to where you perch on his slate gray sectional, making small talk with the neighborhood. Knees primly crossed under your skirt, smile wide as you laugh about the neighbor kids’ shenanigans. And all he can think about was when you walked in, the soft flush in your cheeks when you said, “Hi, Robert,” and gave him the lightest peck on the cheek, as if you did it all the time. As if it didn’t make him weak in the knees.

The only perk of hosting the HOA meeting is that you’re in his home. The fact other people are also here? Not ideal. It’s been a month since he had you straddled on his lap, sweetly moaning into his mouth, and frankly he wants to send everyone home so he can try the same thing on his couch. 

Summary: Plagued by graphic dreams about the Munson boy, you decided to see if he can make them come true.

Word count: 10.3k

What to expect: Virgin!Eddie Munson. Smut/Lemon. (-18 kindly dni)

A/N: This was supposed to be something short, hot, and fun, but somehow turned into a therapy session. So this is for all my girlies who have suffered bad sex, been robbed of their O's, and made to feel like pleasing them was too much work. I’m very much a long fic kind of gal, so this is a bit of a different speed for me. Let me know if you enjoyed it!

Yes, that is a Selena song title.

It started with a dream where Eddie The Freak Munson made an appearance. You knew who he was. Everyone did. But you never paid him more than a glance or two until your unconscious mind conjured up a peculiar image of his face buried between your legs on top of O’Donell’s desk. At first you couldn’t quite place who it was until he withdrew from you. Even in sleep, you were lucid enough to be shocked that the freak was the one to turn your legs to jelly. He interrupted your thoughts by commanding you to roll on your belly and stick your ass in the air so he could fuck you full right in the middle of the empty math classroom.

Joseph Quinn / CinemaCon 2024

THE MANDALORIAN (2019–) 2.07 • "The Believer"

PEDRO PASCAL as Javi Gutierrez in THE UNBEARABLE WEIGHT OF MASSIVE TALENT 2022 — dir. Tom Gormican

Colin had asked me to marry him on Christmas Day. It was unpalatably cliche - unwrapping a box inside a box inside a box until I found the little black Zale’s one. It was the exact ring I had told him I wanted when he’d asked me what style I liked, and as him and our families huddled around me, eyes begging me to say ‘YES’ I decided to please them all and yelp with excitement and pulling in Colin for a kiss. I yelled Yes about 4 times before I think it really sunk in that Colin had just asked me to marry him.

Me: Okay, Brain. Think about what happens next in this chapter.

Brain: *Skips three chapters ahead*

Me: No, no. This one, this chapter, the one we are writing right now.

Brain:.......*47 scenes forward*

Me: NO

Black fic writers don’t get enough credit for what they contribute to fandoms and it’s insane.

I GOT A FUCKING RAISE THE POTATO WORKED WTF

This potato works. Every. Fucking. Time.

Reblogging because it’s a damn potato and I want to encourage people to assume potatoes are magical.

w-what if potato is actually lucky

“But if you forget to reblog Madame Zeroni, you and your family will be cursed for always and eternity.”

not even risking that shit

scrolled past this, re-evaluated my life, then SCROOOLLLED back up and hit the damn reblog button. 

Nope. I know better, have your reblog Madame Zeroni.

who the fuck is Madame Zeroni

Look at these stupid children who don’t know who Madame Zeroni is

Man lissen if you don’t know you better ask somebody AFTER you hit the reblog button

Idk who she is but I have an exam today so I’ll reblog her

idk who she is but i have an exam today so i’ll reblog her

^Haiku^bot^0.4. Sometimes I do stupid things (but I have improved with syllables!). Beep-boop!

Because wise, I am.

Oh fucks no she’s back lmao must reblog. I’m sorry guys

2 million people aren’t wrong

I’m mad I even got curious to look at this persons blog because why I feel trapped as soon as I seen this 💀😭