linguine

amelia earhart isn’t dead shes on that island smoking fat blunts with the coconut crabs

these tags are so fucking funny like imagine someone sending out psychic vibes to amelia earhart

images from Black Cowboys by Andrea Robbins & Max Becher

Go sharty, it’s your squirt day

We’re gonna shitty farty like it’s your squirt day

allow me to introduce you the the backspace button on your keyboard

You can find me in the tub. Bottle full of cum.

love is stored in the museum gift shop

I need a bigger room

kickstarter to replace my uterus with something useful like a boombox or a fog machine

why they gotta play abba in grocery stores………………. what kind of cruel torment is that…………. you can’t just put me, a gay, in a public area where literally every single human has to visit … and play voulez-vous.. what am i meant to do?? NOT go berserk?? NOT give in to the most primal desires to dance and sing etched into my gay ass bones?? YOU EXPECT ME to sit here and browse tinned peaches with fucking ABBA playing through shitty tinny ass public speakers?? 

yes??? next question

favourite outfits -  young donna sheridan  

12 words… say it and I’m yours

Blessed Minecraft

My saviour who came to ruin my life.

The Handmaiden (2016) dir. Park Chan-wook

me: *bored for 0.5 seconds*

me:

Ancient Greek guy: *dreams*

Ancient Greek guy: oh SHITTTT I’m an oracle?? I’m a fucking oracle?? Oh shitttttt I’m an oracle

do NOT offer me a big spoon if you see me with a small one. i know what im fuckin doing

can i offer a smaller spoon?

absolutely! finally, someone with some sense around here

Ryan Reynolds deadpool is a big brother to Tom Holland’s Spider-Man but boyfriends with Andrew Garfield’s Spider-Man

He has a restraining order on Tobey McGuire's Spider-Man