me trying not to act high when my dad is home

which one is which

Me, when I buy 24 roombas and an amazon alexa

Me: Alexa, unleash the roombas

*24 roombas emerge slowly from under my bed, consuming everything in their path*

listen if you think someone is cool and you dig their energy you just have to tell them, because that’s the kind of stuff you remember a thousand times longer than somebody complimenting your hair or whatever. tonight I told a girl from my theory class that I like her analytical approach and she bounced back at me saying she digs my feminine energy and how she gets the vibe that, to my core, I exist to uplift women and I damn near cried. tell people what resonates about them. be real. help each other feel seen.

“Each dot represents 5,000 hogs.” World Geography. 1948. 

untapped infinite hog supply in the ocean

Each state is lined with an impenetrable wall.of swine. We are trapped

We’ve lost canada and mexico to the hogs already

Mariana Sarraute (Argentinian, b. 1971), El nacimiento de una bestiola [The Birth of a Beast], 2015. Acrylic on canvas, 195 x 186 cm.

via mrkiki

You know when you’re going to sleep and it feels like you’re about to fall, so you wake up? What if you never woke up? Where would you fall? And that was kind of the most harrowing idea to me. And as I’m writing it becomes clear that the sunken place is this metaphor for the system that is suppressing the freedom of black people, of many outsiders, many minorities. There’s lots of different sunken places. But this one specifically became a metaphor for the prison-industrial complex, the lack of representation of black people in film, in genre. The reason Chris in the film is falling into this place, being forced to watch this screen, that no matter how hard he screams at the screen he can’t get agency across. He’s not represented. And that, to me, was this metaphor for the black horror audience, a very loyal fan base who comes to these movies, and we’re the ones that are going to die first. So the movie for me became almost about representation within the genre, within itself, in a weird way. — Jordan Peele

Carl Jung (via vojniksrece)

geez louise chloe you can’t just double dare someone to kiss you and not expect them to do it

The world isn’t simple enough to explain in words. - Hayao Miyazaki

yall need to stop acting surprised when some shit gets popular and some of the people who like it do some shitty stuff and then being like “the fandom ruined this thing”, like yeah im sure theres some serial killers who really liked the beatles but does that mean they ruined the beatles? no. the beatles already fucking suck

Ballet studio | dilltea

productivating: when you procrastinate by doing other productive things, but you’re actually just avoiding that One Thing you really don’t want to do

why am i attacked like this