Why do motorcycles sound like that?? Like we get it you’re a motorcycle

I opened the door and only Arthur came inside. It’s raining. I couldn’t find the other cat. She’s usually the first to come through the door, so I got slightly worried.

Until

is there anything cuter than a sleepy girl??? i think not

two sleepy girls cuddledozing together

i was a fool. an absolute buffoon. you are, of course, correct.

Have you seen Rey’s new outfit yet because I hadn’t

probably the biggest realisation I had growing up was that parents are not always right and that’s honestly vital to maturing and becoming ur own person

#everyone at catco: there she go again bein weird outside

UNMUTE THIS

my favorite thing about game of thrones is that the editing team forgot to crop jaime lannister’s coffee cup out and this frame actually made it to hbo 

I don’t watch this show but this is fuckin funny y'all

Daenerys at the Field of Fire

facts

lana gays = tops

grimes gays = vers bottoms

marina gays = powerbottoms

fka twigs gays = sub tops

beyonce gays = true vers

gaga gays = zygotic gays. can be any gay

taylor swift gays =  basic bottoms

cupcakke gays = vers tops

lorde gays = sub tops and powerbottoms

carly gays = bottoms

sia gays = zygotic gays. can be any gay

britney gays = bottoms

cher gays = daddy doms

madonna gays = daddy subs

bjork gays = weird feitsh gays

as i said before lana gays are DEFINITELY power bottoms. but the rest of this list is solid 

there is no way lana gays are anything but tops. how can any gay listen to lana and not want to top? it doesnt add up. as a lana gay who identifies as a vers top i feel that this is an affront to everything lana stands for

your first mistake was admitting that you are, in fact, a lana gay, thus showing your bias. no singular person has listened to lanas music and wanted to top as a result. lanas entire aesthetic is about doing controlling the situation while letting her partner believe they have the control and rewarding her for it. her gays can be nothing else but power bottoms

a lot of what you said is true but it must be taken into consideration that lanas songs are typically directed at the listener, lana feeds into the top narrative of control and  having someone take your all. this is why lana gays must be tops. because while lana says things a powerbottom might say and be about, it is directed at the listener, who is a top.

a listener engages with a song to project themselves into the positions of the singer. lana sings about her exploits with manipulating her many sugar daddies and her desire to seek out more material things from them, and it is this message that isolates any top who may listen, since they cannot relate to it. the only gays who could understand lanas experience enough to stan her are power bottoms

this is why gay and pop culture is so messy

anyways,,,  lesbian is such a pretty word 

a golden rose on a green field

a bunch of kids are playing out side my house and they have a really intense story going on and i just heard a 6 year old say, panting, in pretend agony “I should have killed you when i had the chance” 

Arise.