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Vanessa/Ness|21|She/They|Bisexual|INTP|Neutral Good just the loch ness monster in a trenchcoat, nothin to see here
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dracoj

what they dont tell you about adulthood is that it’s startlingly easy to go long periods of time without having any fun at all not even a little bit. btw this causes ur brain to try to kill you with knives and hammers.

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(2012 minecraft parody voice) I am mining... there are no blocks of sand.... you are digging down with me.... hand in unbreakable hand... and I hope we mine.... I hope we both mine.......

No Creepers

I hope that our few remaining friends

Give up on trying to play with us

I hope we come up with a redstone trap

To blow up the dumb few that forgave us

I hope the pickaxe we crafted

Despawns after you meet your fate

And I hope our carts roll past the far lands

I hope it's already too late

And I hope the base built a few blocks from here

Someday blows up

And I hope the explosion carries me far away

And I never join back to this world again

In my life

I hope I lie

And tell everyone you were herobrine

And I hope you mine

I hope we both mine

I hope I fall in lava mining tomorrow

I hope I lose all my tools

Our friends say most mobs spawn before the sun rises

We're pretty sure they're all fools

I hope you look at an enderman

I hope the night is forever

And I hope your dog dies when I do

I hope I don't leave the nether

And I hope when you play minecraft years down the line

You can't find one good world to play

And I'd hope that if I had a pick to dig out

You'd never join back to this game

I am mining

There are no blocks of sand

You are digging down with me

Hand in unbreakable hand

And I hope you mine

I hope we both mine

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thewuzzy

i’m obsessed with the mum from ponyo. driving single lane on a cliff edge? drift those turns in your nissan cube. husband has to work an extra shift? tell him to fuck off in morse code. pet fish turned into a child on your driveway? adopt her. town drowned in a tsunami? leave your 5 year old in charge, he’s the man of the house now

ideal woman to me and i am not kidding

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jesterbots

"ohh what if my kid starts identifying as a CAT because of the trans agenda we have to prote—" well they've always done that. do you remember the psychological effects of h2o on young girls. of warrior cats on autistic children. i believed i was a demigod because of percy jackson. twilight came out and kids were telling their friends they were secretly vampires. this is just a thing kids do. worry less

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New post because the situation has changed once more...

Tl;dr for the previous posts I made. My cat had to be put down and that devastated me financially. I still need money for groceries, gas, bills, and repairs to my car and house.

Some friends are in desperate need of housing so we'll be supporting them through that. We'll be moving them from Alabama (most transphobic state in the U.S. and all three of us are trans...) up to my state, which will be a huge transition for all of us.

I'll probably setup a gofundme but for now I'm asking anyone who can donate to send it to my Paying of the Pals (sallenj276@yahoo.com). Thank you. Even if you can't donate, please reblog.

I also have writing comms open on my other blog @obscure-imaginations if anyone is interested in that. Prices will need to be updated but feel free to send a message here or there.

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New post because the situation has changed once more...

Tl;dr for the previous posts I made. My cat had to be put down and that devastated me financially. I still need money for groceries, gas, bills, and repairs to my car and house.

Some friends are in desperate need of housing so we'll be supporting them through that. We'll be moving them from Alabama (most transphobic state in the U.S. and all three of us are trans...) up to my state, which will be a huge transition for all of us.

I'll probably setup a gofundme but for now I'm asking anyone who can donate to send it to my Paying of the Pals (sallenj276@yahoo.com). Thank you. Even if you can't donate, please reblog.

I also have writing comms open on my other blog @obscure-imaginations if anyone is interested in that. Prices will need to be updated but feel free to send a message here or there.

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we ended up having to put my cat down. it decimated all my finances now i need money to survive the coming weeks (groceries, gas, bills, etc) since my hours at work have been slashed and i can hardly do anything due to grief.

p.ayp.al: sallenj276@yahoo .com

Chara, 2014-2023. Furever in my heart.

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as a certified mountain goats girlie i’m here to tell you that we’ve done enough circulating of “i hope you die / i hope we both die” from no children & now it’s time to circulate these lyrics from you were cool instead

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