the self care industry will sell you face masks and teas and whatnot so i'm here to remind you not to forget the most important self care activity which is masturbation

if a girl is reading a really interesting book she shouldn't have to go to work. she's expanding her mind and bettering herself and her employers should understand that

The “oh I could definitely write this fanfic in under 5000 words and it really wouldn’t take me that long” voice in your head is actually the devil speaking

The more I get back into liking, loving and lusting on people, the more I'm reminded what a sanitized, segregated lie queers have been built into.

I've met the sweetest, prettiest queens who tell me "Well, I'm a transsexual. Sometimes I call myself a transman because both my trans self and my manhood are me."

New friends tell me about the sexcapades their closed polycule gets up to that they just watch because they're a kinky ace.

There's staunch lesbians who helped the love of their life transition as a transmasc, gay men begging to be topped by trans men with the fattest tits.

Older queers don't hesitate to shout "oh, like Prince!" when I tell them I'm androgyne. Vanilla questioning men will text me day after day before shyly confessing I'm their dream guy. Closeted trans women ask to kiss me because I'm their dream girl. Doms and subs who melt when they realize I'm both and neither, and they didn't know somebody like me existed.

There's vanilla lesbians on Grindr and acearos who have shown me love deeper than I thought possible and guydykes kissing girlfags and MtFtMtX elders and throuples that have so much affection that they just collectively parent babygays who got disowned.

Everybody is so beautiful! There is so much love! It is no wonder a cruel world has a vested interest in suppressing queerness when humanity is so expansive to us.

I also want to make it explicit that not only are these real people, but like. This is explicitly about people I know across the spectrum of race, ability, and more. Including me, a fat cripple!

Queerness is not the exclusive domain of the thin, the white, and the ablebodied. If you are any of those things and can only picture queer people like you? You need to ask yourself why.

That's why I'm making this addition. It is on me as a white person to make the room for queer BIPOC that is vehemently, violently denied. And I did not make that room in the original post.

Intersectional and lateral aggression kills. There's no "community" without U and I.

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

okay okay so so okay so wait but okay so

M-fucking-U *hoo-rah*

Pairings: college!hockeyplayer Ari Levinson x female!reader (only talked about- not present in fic) x rival hockey players Ransom Drysdale x Lloyd Hansen

Warnings: explicit language, explicit sexual language and talk of sexual acts, canon level violence for hockey (must be 18+)

Word Count: ~500

Not beta read. All mistakes are my own.

A/N: well look at me getting a little something written when I wasn’t sure I’d be up for it. Thank you for all the well wishes, lovelies! I appreciate all of you so much ❤️

This drabble won’t make sense unless you’ve read Levs x itty Bitty’s storyline.

Levs (Ari) x itty bitty: hockey AU

Lucky Charms: hockey AU

gAhd

also the nickname dewdrop reminds me of @agentofkrypton ‘s dewdrop au. deja vuwu

If a hot bi girl wanted to fix me I would let her

if a hot bi girl wanted to make me worse i would let her

I love that Viktor's coming out was essentially just

Viktor: I talked to Marcus

Five: you're an idiot, Vanya

Viktor: it's Viktor

Five: oh okay

Five: you're an idiot, Viktor

Avengers: Endgame (2019) + Letterboxd Reviews + Steve’s Ending

Ficbunny to subvert the common fic tropes of:

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– Trans omega Bucky transitions under the super serum

– And being trans, specifically, is actually what saved him; since the brainwashing was all predicated on destroying an identity he did not, in fact, have, and Hydra were too invested in their ideas of gender roles to notice or believe an omega could be the Soldier (being cis would actually have been the last nail in his coffin.)

– Instead of being raped his heat triggered a frenzy amongst the Hydra mooks, who all killed each other, allowing him to escape

– His arm wasn’t lost in a fall it was lost in heroic circumstances so Bucky is actually kinda proud about it and chooses not to cover up the prosthetic, even though he could – besides he shouldn’t have to. It’s part of his Look.

– And being disabled isn’t just a Terrible Thing That Happened to Him, it’s part of his identity; he has disabled friends. 

– And he isn’t Invisible because he’s disabled he gets plenty of offers; if anything the arm makes him even more attractive to people because to them it’s like solid proof of him being interesting and badass with a character-forging history. He’s like Furiosa but Soulful.

(Also, Steve is Bucky’s omega, and he is a big beefy subby bottom.)

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In conclusion:

BADASS AS FUCK DISABLED AS FUCK TRANS AS FUCK NOT-SUBBY, AND HOT AS FUCK OMEGA BUCKY.

can't believe frat guys actually have girlfriends. i thought they just fucked each other & invited girls to parties to be polite