A Veiled System

today’s date is the 3rd? what’s next, the 4th? the 5th? the minor fall, the major lift? 

now who are your parents, child?

No more apologizing for being horny on main. No more horny jail. We’re horny prison abolitionists. No gods, no masters! Wait. Okay maybe a few masters. Alright but no bars will hold us! No whips and chains will — fuck, hang on, let me start again.

i was thinking about how vampires are often surrounded by candles for aesthetic reasons but then i considered that they might also light candles because it's the closest they can get to experiencing the warmth and light of the sun and got so upset that i had to go outside and stare off into the distance with my hands behind my back for a while

And the waxplay

"at least biden is better on palestine than a republican president would be" lol fr? biden, the self-described zionist who proudly announced the largest aid package to israel in history? can you identify any policy he's endorsed that distinguishes him from his republican predecessors? the man won't even reverse trump's recognition of jerusalem as the capital of israel, be serious

Old, but still relevant

this appears in the upper right corner when you load up halo infinite and it makes me laugh every time i see it

reasons we need video game cheat codes back:

- funny big head weird gravity play as a weird character etc etc

- becoming invincible is an accessibility feature. look i know being good at games is very important to people who are good at games but if youre missing out on the story of the game because youve been stuck on the same level or fight for a week that kind of sucks ngl. i say this on behalf of both the people with physical disabilities and the people who just arent very good at video games

...well if any of my posts are gonna breach containment it might as well be one where im objectively right

im glad this post resonates but im not used to being seen

dana akdjfjckfjfm

On a scale of this to Barnyard Dick Tits Song how are you handling your cartoon being canceled?

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I was originally just gonna reblog because of the top tart of the post, but the clip is legitimately funnier than any stand up I've even heard, i actively cannot breathe i can't let anybody notice me laughing, lest they ask what I'm laughing about

Hey, reminder that one of the reasons humanity has been able to flourish is because we formed societies and helped support each other. Complete independence and self reliance is a myth to try to get you to buy more things. Please reach out. Please connect yourself. There is no reason you have to do things alone.

As the person who got their R keyboard broken and the world mocked me for being forced to use the uwu language as replacement

My condolences

put that back

me when i meet the person who created webp files

"omg you're an arab CHRISTIAN??!?" girl where do you think jesus and his bois were from?? fuckin new jersey?

"wait, there are Jewish Arabs?!?!?!?!" dude jesus was literally born a Palestinian Jewish man to Palestinian Jewish parents.

Southwest Asia and North Africa (SWANA) is one of, if not the, most religiously diverse regions in the world; with governments and communities made up of every major faith as well as Indigenous ones like the Amazigh. In Western media, the region tends to be homogenised as Islamic to fuel Islamophobia and racism that justifies Western imperialism in the region. I am begging people to be more aware of propaganda that homogenises, dehumanises, and oversimplifies SWANA people.