hello!

seems reasonable

still thinking about this youtube comment i screenshotted ages ago

Why do ofmd fans act like there have never been gays on tv before

They act like blackbeard threw the first brick at stonewall in real life

what's ofmd?

It's okay go back to sleep

i'm literally the priest's favorite sacrificial lamb because i am so docile and sweet and i hold very still when they put the rope around my neck and i trot along so happily while they lead me to the altar and they do not even have to tie me down because i lie so very still and only bleat once or twice in my lovely lamb voice and when the knife comes down it cuts through me like butter and i offer no resistance and i bleed so prettily all over my new white wool and my guts all unspool like the most beautiful shining yarn and my eyes are animal and dumb and hold no accusation and every time i die i come right back as another little lamb because the priest loves me so so much and he always chooses me for the sacrifice every time and he always places one hand on my small and twitching nose to calm me while he lifts the knife and he doesn't do it for the other lambs only me because i'm his favorite

- Agustín Gómez-Arcos, from “The Carnivorous Lamb", originally published 1975, tr. William Rodarmor.

Hoppen og føllet (1841) by Andreas Flinch (1813–1872) after Johan Thomas Lundbye (1818-1841), from the National Gallery of Denmark collection.

(Picture source for Hoppen og føllet)

in my experience nobody stops having a favorite animal when they grow up but people DO stop asking. well now i'm asking. what's everyone's favorite animal mine is the noble manatee

if hello kitty was real we would be bestfriends

me n u or u n hello kitty ?

me and you

18th century ottoman and indian daggers with sheaths

behind the hatred, there lies a murderous desire for love

Oh there is something so deeply and horrendously ironic about the fact that Shiv couldn’t be CEO. She couldn’t inherit her father’s kingdom. Her husband had to. The only way she can have it is by being a wife and a mother. Because that’s the only way a woman can have any power in the world her father created.

You have to be a killer

jamisonrivv

Attempting to get my students to fucking come to class

Good news!!!! Had an average of 17/24 students in both classes show up to the review!! That’s 71% of the class! This is compared to an average 11/24 in previous semesters.

Bird worked

Also for everyone in the notes who wanted to see the Bird: I've got these pics pinned on my blog too but here is The Boy

It’s even funnier when you realize he was talking to Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez

legend 🙌

hey man.