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this is so funny

florida dad ur doing great sweetie 

k;sdl;ksdlsdk fuck it up!!!

BEAT👏ALL👏PEDOPHILES👏

My anxiety when a man experiences a minor setback and starts raising his voice and constantly insinuating he’s on the brink of a violent reaction:

No one breaks your heart more than you do by overthinking every goddamn little thing

….me

Straight girls: I’m in love with a woman

Me: omg is she coming out

Straight girls: MYSELF

Me:

Explains why I’m so fucking stupid

no, not like ‘stupid’ brain damage. your emotions become so stressful your brain starts getting a little numb to them. you start experiencing higher rates of apathy. you can also have further trouble with memory and problem-solving.

That Explains Why I’m So Fucking Stupid

my best quality is that i torture myself and not others

THIS IS HALLOWEEN! THIS IS HALLOWEEN!

When you’re trying to take your drunk friend home.

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— Adrienne Rich (via wnq-anonymous)

do u ever get like water hungry…

Thirsty?

water hungry

All my childhood friends got hot and I got mentally ill