If it was possible that statement seemed to make her frown and glare even harder than before. "I don't smile. The last time I smiled was eons ago and I was a different person than. I don't smile." She spoke those last words with a little more force.

The one thing about Pim was he didn’t give up easily or without a fight. So either he was going to make her smile or end up in a bad headspace again. “Oh please, just give me a chance miss!”

"Ugh fuck you're annoying." She groaned as she ran a hand over her face. "First off my name's petal and secondly I'll make you a deal." She said crossing her arms over her chest. "I'll give you twenty four hours to make me smile and if you fail which I know you will you fuck off and leave me alone forever." It was then she offered her hand for him to shake. "Sound fair?"

"Alright enlighten me. What exactly do you think I need help with?"

“To smile!” He exclaimed in a rather enthusiastic tone.

If it was possible that statement seemed to make her frown and glare even harder than before. "I don't smile. The last time I smiled was eons ago and I was a different person than. I don't smile." She spoke those last words with a little more force.

"With absolutely no respect fuck off."

“But miss… I’m only trying to help you!”

"Alright enlighten me. What exactly do you think I need help with?"

text: Ugh I don't even wanna think about his dick. Fucking gross! 🤮

text: I mean I have no complaints. Honestly you're such a smug bastard it pissing me off sometimes how good you are in bed 😒

text: Unless morty was like his dad back then I can't imagine not liking him but I bet his life was boring as shit before you came along.

text: I mean he barely has friends now so he must've been lonely as fuck back then.

text: 🙄Don't know what use I could ever have for it. In my experience shit in the past is better left in the last.

text: I probably wouldn't have told morty all I did if it hadn't been for me losing my memories. Goddamn rejuvenator. So glad he killed the gem who hit me with that damn weapon.

text: Yeah fine I won't. Not itching to get on the kids bad side. Besides wouldn't kill her unless I had a reason to. As long as she's not prying into my personal shit.

[text] At least you don't have to SEE his dick. Some of us aren't that fucking lucky😒

[text] Hell yeah, baby 😎 What can I say? I'm a man of many talents. And I happen to have the right ones to make even the people who hate me want me😜But hey, glad that they work on you, because we always have a fucking good time (pun intended)

[text] Alright, he wasn't THAT bad. And thank fuck for that, no way I'd ever choose someone similar to Jerry as my adventure partner. Fuck no. He was a little whiny loser with a shit ton of hunger issues. I fixed the little bitch part, but the other thing...yeah, not touching that shit. That's what Purge planets are for

[text] I theoretically agree with you, but that's the thing. The past always comes back to bite you in the ass, no matter how much you try to ignore it. So, I say fuck it, I'm going to bite its fucking ass first

[text] Yeah, the little freak went nuts for a moment there. Again, anger issues and all that shit

[text] ...You do realise that if you ever had a session with her, prying into your personal stuff would be the whole point of the thing, right?

text: Yeah I’d literally rather die thanks🤮💀

text: You see this is why I don’t compliment you much 🙄 damn smug bastard. Bet you were just eating up the attention rejuvenated me was giving you

text: Hell I encourage those anger issues. That’s something me and the kid could bond over. Oh maybe I can take him to purge planet 🤔

text: Literally did with me. If it wasn’t for me losing my memories you guys wouldn’t know shit about my past.

text: Hell I didn’t even technically tell morty. Not current me anyway. I just let him inside my pocket dimension inside my gem. So he basically traveled through my memories and talked to past versions of me. It was a whole thing.

text: Exactly why I say fuck therapy. Only way I’d agree to it is if the kids really wanted me too. I can’t say no to them which sometimes I really pisses me off 😤

text: If she asks me some really personal shit on the first day I’m either walking out or breaking some shit in her office.

text: You'd think almost losing his dick would be a wakeup call.

text: I mean you humans only get one of those.

text: Except you. If someone chopped off your dick you could probably clone a new one or build a robo dick. Some shit like that.

text: Ugh I really can't believe that pussy is partly responsible for creating one of my favorite people. Must've gotten all the shit good about him from beth.

text: You see shit like that is why I don't go to therapy. I already know I'm fucked up and now morty does too. That's enough people knowing how screwed up I am.

text: Plus I'm pretty sure if I did go I'd try to kill my therapist.

text: I've tried killing bitches for a lot less.

[text] Well, they offered him to replace it with something cooler, but he chose to stick with his lame, average one

[text] Fucking dumbass. Evn Beth was on board with the switch. And I can't blame her for that

[text] I could replace my dick, if I wanted, but I'm pretty fucking satisfied with the original model, so no one gets to touch it...unless we're talking in a sexy way 😜

[text] Yeah, it's fucking hard to believe it. But you should thank ME, because the kid was much lamer when I met him...but he's been growing up fine. Better than his mother, but don't tell her I said that

[text] ...I mean, shit, yeah, therapy is crap and I don't believe in it, but...it's not that bad. It has his uses. Just saying. And Dr Wong isn't like most therapists. Maybe you should meet her, even just once

[text] But don't fucking kill her. Not because I care, but Morty and Sum-Sum do

text: Ugh I don't even wanna think about his dick. Fucking gross! 🤮

text: I mean I have no complaints. Honestly you're such a smug bastard it pissing me off sometimes how good you are in bed 😒

text: Unless morty was like his dad back then I can't imagine not liking him but I bet his life was boring as shit before you came along.

text: I mean he barely has friends now so he must've been lonely as fuck back then.

text: 🙄Don't know what use I could ever have for it. In my experience shit in the past is better left in the last.

text: I probably wouldn't have told morty all I did if it hadn't been for me losing my memories. Goddamn rejuvenator. So glad he killed the gem who hit me with that damn weapon.

text: Yeah fine I won't. Not itching to get on the kids bad side. Besides wouldn't kill her unless I had a reason to. As long as she's not prying into my personal shit.