yeah, I know.
freedom felt like summer | joel miller
Summary | Weeks of flirting back and forth with your neighbour Joel all comes to a head when he makes sure every inch of you in covered in suncream.
Pairing | Joel Miller x F!Reader
Word Count | 2.6K
Warnings | Explicit - reader wears a bikini and uses sun cream but is otherwise a blank slate. Alcohol consumption. Swearing, flirting, and dirty talk. Explicit smut - oral (f receiving), fingering, unprotected PiV smut, creampie. No outbreak au and no use of y/n.
Authors Note | We've had a slither of sun in the UK and this is what happens. Big thanks to @undercoverpena for the shorts idea ;) I hope you enjoy! If you do, please consider reblogging, leaving comments or leaving a tip via my Ko-Fi.
Divider by the wonderful @saradika
Thereβs nothing quite like an Austin summer. Hot sun beating down, but with the new pool your parents had built when youβd moved out and their fully stocked fridge of soda and ice, it wasnβt too bad at all.
But Daddy I Love Him
summary:Β You and Joel shouldn't be together. According to the people in Jackson, he's a bad, cruel, crazy man, and yet... he's all you ever wanted.
Warnings:Β smut (unprotected p in v), angst, blood, physical fight (?), happy ending (cause of course)
a/n:Β iveΒ been obsessed with this song since it came out, please just go listen to it
Now I'm runnin' with my dress unbuttoned Screamin', "But, Daddy, I love him I'm havin' his baby" No, I'm not, but you should see your faces I'm tellin' him to floor it through the fences No, I'm not coming to my senses I know he's crazy, but he's the one I want
β β β
"fuck"
"god"
His breath, his hands, his beard, his mouth, his cock
Him
Pedro Pascal - TUWOMT (2022) Deleted Scene "Chit Chat"
Joel Miller would eat fat pussy like it was a whole full course meal, a whole delicacy, the last piece of exquisite meat in the whole world.
πππππ
Kiss to Kiss
Pairing: Joel Miller x female reader
Word Count: 855
Summary: Joel is grumpier than usual and the only way to make it better is YOU.
Author's Note: This is a completely self-indulgent fic focused on his neck because not unknown to you all I'm obsessed with it and I could spend the rest of forever kissing his neck. Thank you all so much for reading! Much love always! β€οΈβ€οΈβ€οΈDivider by the lovely @firefly-graphics thank you Daisy! π₯°
Warnings: soft and sweet fluff with LOTS of kisses, especially neck kiss
PS if you're looking for some yummy posts check out @iamasaddie post HERE. She has so many goodies! Thanks for the inspo sweets!
PPS I sprinkled a couple of yummy gifs in there too just bc π«
When the front door of your small house creaks open and then slams shut with a bang you turn off the oven and brush off your hands.
βJoel?β
The only response you get is in the form of an acknowledging grunt.
Heβs standing in the hallway, one hand on his hip and the other rubbing his jaw. He looks lost in thought.
βWhat happened?β you ask quietly as you approach.
His brown eyes look up and you can see the lines on his forehead soften at the sight of you. He doesnβt answer and just tracks your movement until you reach him and press yourself closer.
Your fingertips lightly trace his jaw as you study his face.
βCome here,β you tell him before grabbing his hand and pulling him toward the couch.
ππππ i need him
Mutual | Lucien Flores x f!Reader
summary: you and lucien have both been invited to this dinner with explicit instructions: play nice. but it's kind of hard when you can't stand each other. even harder when the meaning begins to blur with his hands on you.
pairing: lucien flores x f!reader
ratings/warnings: 18+, MDNI. smoking, drinking. idk, hate fucking essentially. misuse of a champagne bottle, edging?, sexual tension, f!masturbation, unprotected p in v (you know what to do, and it's not this), oral (f!receiving). reader wears a dress and is implied to be shorter than lucien, but is otherwise undescribed.
wc: 4.8k
an: i succumbed.
yeah, I know.
Forgot to add these two hehe πΆβπ«οΈ
happy fucking birthday oscar isaac aka dilf of the millennium
Iβm literally running out of angst to read. WITHOUT smut. Please I want my heart broken in the best way.
pls
never arguing with a man with a curly hair and big brown eyes whatever you say beautiful π
How is this the same man?