Mads Mikkelsen by Markus Nass

french recipes: if you’re not making this in paris then what’s the point. fuck you

italian recipes: use the left leg meat of a pig from one of three farms in this specific area of tuscany, or from this day my grandmother will begin manifesting physically in your house

american recipes: buy these three cans of stuff and put them in a pan congrats you cooked

chinese recipes, as handed down from mother to child: season it with a pinch of this and some of that. you want to know the exact amount? feel it in your heart. ask the stars. yell into the void. 

English recipes: boil and salt it. Okay that’s it enjoy

Greek recipes: You followed all the right steps but this isn’t quite right. I don’t know what to tell you.

Australia recipes: chuck it on the barbie

Latinx recipes: you will never make it better than your abuela, face the facts

Scottish recipes: whatever it is, deep fry it

hawaiian recipes: spam

hawaiian recipes 2: everything’s good with a side of mac salad and two scoops rice. especially spam.

hawaiian recipes 3:  your choices are: a) li hing powder b) furikake

minnesota recipes: layer it in a pyrex and bake at 350 for 30 minutes.

it doesn’t matter what it is. shredded truck tires and sea snails? no problem. layer it in a pyrex. 350/30. it will turn into mediocre but comforting lutheran church basement lunch via the alchemy of hotdish.

vietnamese recipes: I hope you like stirring a single pot for eighteen hours

@danceswithchemicals Minnesota recipes 😂

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Finally, a worthy heir to the distinguished legacy of None Pizza With Left Beef

@elkhart007 ! None pizza with left beef!!! God I forgot about that. HAHAHAHA

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@academla inspired me again :)

To accompany Whenever You Go from TWMLLO universe

Make Me Little

I don’t want to be an adult. I need to go to my safe place. 

Take off my adult clothes for me. Take them off slowly, help me get into the mindset. Put my favorite pajamas on me. Talk to me as you’re doing it. 

You’re so precious in your jammies baby.

Put on my favorite little time movie and cover me up with my blankie. Put my drink in a sippy cup.

You’re too little for a big kid cup. You need a baby cup.

Get out my paci and make me ask for it.

Ask nicely for it baby. Use your big words. 

It’s hard sometimes to get into little mode. I can feel embarrassed or feel that I’m annoying. Help me know that you love it. That you need me to be little. That you need it just as much as I do.

Yess🙈💕

Original comic by yours truly, created using the lyrics from the song “Everyone is Gay” by A Great Big World. 

/All art original by me! ❤️❤️❤️ Reblogs and follows are appreciated, but please don’t repost! 

“I understand,” Jyn said. And this time, of course, she didn’t understand. What eight-year-old could? Galen heard his own foolishness, his ego echoed by her voice. He wrapped her in his arms, felt her slender, warm body against him, and knew a better memory to leave her with. 

“I love you, Stardust.” 

“I love you, too, Papa.”

(Rogue One: A Star Wars Story, Alexander Freed)

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name | Erica Jean nicknames | Jeanie, EJ zodiac sign | Pisces Height | 5'7 ish Orientation | pan/bi/demisexual Nationality | American. Favorite fruit | pineapples and mandarin oranges Favorite season| autumn Favorite book | of all time? How am I supposed to pick just one?! 1984, I suppose. It has steadfastly been on the top 10 list. Favorite flower | daisies Favorite scent | patchouli and lavender with a tiny hint of vanilla. Honeysuckle. New books. New crayons. Favorite color | soft and desaturated pink and most shades of green. Favorite animals | bees Coffee, tea or hot cocoa | coffee Average sleep hours | 5-6 Cats or dogs | cats. Favorite fictional characters | Hannibal and Will. Sherlock and John. Lee Fallon. Number of blankets you sleep with | I have a blankie and I have the regular comforter. Sometimes I might have more blankies. XD Dream trip | New Orleans. All over Europe. Chile. ;) Blog created | I don’t know. 6 months or so ago? Followers | probably like 5. Lol. I should get on this more.

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