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are they at claires

A hospital gift shop but same energy tho

cardinal truths:

-women be shoppin

-men get pegged

-cops are bastards

-shrimpin ain’t easy

My ghostcat

god made me bisexual as a gift to all of you, so maybe you should start acting a little more thankful

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women have every reason to become insane and unhinged. men have zero (0) reasons. and yet they all are 

LIL NAS X - Panini (2019) dir. Mike Diva

If ya’ll don’t treat him like the gay icon ya’ll treated every straight white girl as I s2g

the rapture of marge simpson

Outfit idea

please stop buying tickets to marvel movies. please. all the theaters are playing the avengers movies all the time. i just want to see other movies on the “big screen” please fucking wake up. there’s been like 25 avengers movies already. it’s supposed to be over by now. i was supposed to stop hearing your tony stark hot takes. it was supposed to get stale after 10 years. when will you stop buying tickets. when does the cultural nightmare end 

ladies, i dont wanna secure the bag anymore. i dont want to get this bread. im tired of the grind! i'd like to be steamrolled into the earth