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lo-55

Me: I should write something

me : … or I could spent 78 hours straight making a miniature library with a working LED chandelier

The lights are working now!

everyone look at my friend's tiny library she's so talented

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not to be that guy but if u vote and u want my undying gratitude plz reblog

To be a bit of a square here:

GO TO JURY DUTY!!!

I work for the public defenders office, and our clients live and die on the make-up of the jury.

You know who always goes to jury duty? Cops and cop-lovers.

Even civil cases can be incredibly important for the people involved.

Be a square - go to jury duty

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https://archiveofourown.org/works/27905779 The Odyssey by Penelope's point of view

https://archiveofourown.org/works/26047681 Penelope is a great woman and bends reality and makes me cry

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24162292 Odysseus wants Penelope, not Helen

https://archiveofourown.org/works/24003529 they have Han Solo Syndrome, your honor

https://archiveofourown.org/works/22865200 Telemachus has daddy issues

https://archiveofourown.org/works/20552240 honestly this woman is a saint I would've commitef murder if so mamy nosy bitches came to me

https://archiveofourown.org/works/17777750 tearbending at its finest

https://archiveofourown.org/works/6439561

https://archiveofourown.org/works/5812192

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1641122

https://archiveofourown.org/works/29405

https://archiveofourown.org/works/1093351 these two have too much to talk about

https://archiveofourown.org/works/13134261 Bromance but there's a clear lack of B

https://archiveofourown.org/works/14308278 Diomedian Compulsion or Cain instinct?

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30566642 this is surprisingly wholesome

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30876251 this man needs to quiet down his ass or the gods are not gonna leave him alone

https://archiveofourown.org/works/31285859 the lover of my lover is my lover in principle

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27188072

https://archiveofourown.org/works/37920250 mission impossible and (b)romance

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41162934 Odysseus, the ultimate blorbo of the gods

I literally went through the whole Diomedes/Odysseus AND the Penelope/Odysseus tag, but there might be some I missed. Hope you like these ones! I included some commentary on those I liked best upon seeing. No, I did not read all, but I wanted to make sure to give a vibe check before putting on my list.

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YOU ARE A SAINT. HOLY SHIT. THANK YOU

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I open ao3

I scroll through the odysseus tag

I see outrageously nsfw tags

I slowly close ao3

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I am the complete opposite op. If you want I can be your filter ;) just tell me what kind of fic you wanna read

peepoShy any Odysseus/Penelope ones? I also saw a bunch with him and Diomedes and I'm not sure what's going on but I'm down for those

I got ya, but with Diomedes is it platonic or romantic? That sounds interesting tbh

Either!

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44808904

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44489368

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27205807

https://archiveofourown.org/works/44170729

https://archiveofourown.org/works/42174651

https://archiveofourown.org/works/40652991

https://archiveofourown.org/works/41162934

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38764458

https://archiveofourown.org/works/38619321

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30629741 contains smut

https://archiveofourown.org/works/30313332 1st pov

https://archiveofourown.org/works/27920533

Okay I am still searching for more, but this should keep you occupied for a few hours. Please tell me if you have any complaint or things for me to avoid in the future (I personally avoid smut but since I didn't know if you liked it I included them).

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swanpit

those vines, you know which one also bonus , they both get their bagels

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"be not afraid"

  • demanding
  • you have no right to control another person's feelings
  • does not provide a productive alternative

"when you hide behind that rock I feel as though you don't appreciate the fact that I came all this way to deliver the word of god"

  • statement of fact
  • not pushy
  • opens conversation to productive compromise
  • emotionally aware
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Anonymous asked:

marichat is the jesieniary representation i didnt know i needed

Jesieniara (in Polish) is a person who loves autumn. They will spend their evenings under a blanket with their favourite book or movie, sipping on a warm drink. Wears comfy clothes and oversized warm sweaters, loves colorful leafs!!!!! and rainy days too. Has a pinterest board for autumn vibes.

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tatirena

I love this word! Jesieniara. Now I just have to figure out how to pronounce it properly

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whiskybravo

Phonetically and syllabically, that’d be close to Ye-sye-nya-ra. It’s derived from the word jesień (ye-syen’), or autumn. There’s also a masculine form jesieniarz (ye-sye-nyash), but it’s less popular.

I think it started off in a mocking manner before it was embraced by autumn lovers, like it happened with the words geek or nerd.

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all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots

also tumblr:

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kiralamouse

Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Hey, I LOVE bots when

they’re just here to play with us.

COMMERCIAL bots suck.

Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.

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