Me: I should write something
me : … or I could spent 78 hours straight making a miniature library with a working LED chandelier
Pics!
The lights are working now!
everyone look at my friend's tiny library she's so talented
not to be that guy but if u vote and u want my undying gratitude plz reblog
To be a bit of a square here:
GO TO JURY DUTY!!!
I work for the public defenders office, and our clients live and die on the make-up of the jury.
You know who always goes to jury duty? Cops and cop-lovers.
Even civil cases can be incredibly important for the people involved.
Be a square - go to jury duty
“I got you.”
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27905779 The Odyssey by Penelope's point of view
https://archiveofourown.org/works/26047681 Penelope is a great woman and bends reality and makes me cry
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24162292 Odysseus wants Penelope, not Helen
https://archiveofourown.org/works/24003529 they have Han Solo Syndrome, your honor
https://archiveofourown.org/works/22865200 Telemachus has daddy issues
https://archiveofourown.org/works/20552240 honestly this woman is a saint I would've commitef murder if so mamy nosy bitches came to me
https://archiveofourown.org/works/17777750 tearbending at its finest
https://archiveofourown.org/works/6439561
https://archiveofourown.org/works/5812192
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1641122
https://archiveofourown.org/works/29405
https://archiveofourown.org/works/1093351 these two have too much to talk about
https://archiveofourown.org/works/13134261 Bromance but there's a clear lack of B
https://archiveofourown.org/works/14308278 Diomedian Compulsion or Cain instinct?
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30566642 this is surprisingly wholesome
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30876251 this man needs to quiet down his ass or the gods are not gonna leave him alone
https://archiveofourown.org/works/31285859 the lover of my lover is my lover in principle
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27188072
https://archiveofourown.org/works/37920250 mission impossible and (b)romance
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41162934 Odysseus, the ultimate blorbo of the gods
I literally went through the whole Diomedes/Odysseus AND the Penelope/Odysseus tag, but there might be some I missed. Hope you like these ones! I included some commentary on those I liked best upon seeing. No, I did not read all, but I wanted to make sure to give a vibe check before putting on my list.
YOU ARE A SAINT. HOLY SHIT. THANK YOU
I open ao3
I scroll through the odysseus tag
I see outrageously nsfw tags
I slowly close ao3
I am the complete opposite op. If you want I can be your filter ;) just tell me what kind of fic you wanna read
peepoShy any Odysseus/Penelope ones? I also saw a bunch with him and Diomedes and I'm not sure what's going on but I'm down for those
I got ya, but with Diomedes is it platonic or romantic? That sounds interesting tbh
Either!
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44808904
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44489368
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27205807
https://archiveofourown.org/works/44170729
https://archiveofourown.org/works/42174651
https://archiveofourown.org/works/40652991
https://archiveofourown.org/works/41162934
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38764458
https://archiveofourown.org/works/38619321
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30629741 contains smut
https://archiveofourown.org/works/30313332 1st pov
https://archiveofourown.org/works/27920533
Okay I am still searching for more, but this should keep you occupied for a few hours. Please tell me if you have any complaint or things for me to avoid in the future (I personally avoid smut but since I didn't know if you liked it I included them).
this is how that went right
actually this is the best possible character dynamic
ALT
to everyone who answers “puss in boots”
"be not afraid"
- demanding
- you have no right to control another person's feelings
- does not provide a productive alternative
"when you hide behind that rock I feel as though you don't appreciate the fact that I came all this way to deliver the word of god"
- statement of fact
- not pushy
- opens conversation to productive compromise
- emotionally aware
marichat is the jesieniary representation i didnt know i needed
Jesieniara (in Polish) is a person who loves autumn. They will spend their evenings under a blanket with their favourite book or movie, sipping on a warm drink. Wears comfy clothes and oversized warm sweaters, loves colorful leafs!!!!! and rainy days too. Has a pinterest board for autumn vibes.
I love this word! Jesieniara. Now I just have to figure out how to pronounce it properly
Phonetically and syllabically, that’d be close to Ye-sye-nya-ra. It’s derived from the word jesień (ye-syen’), or autumn. There’s also a masculine form jesieniarz (ye-sye-nyash), but it’s less popular.
I think it started off in a mocking manner before it was embraced by autumn lovers, like it happened with the words geek or nerd.
all of tumblr: we fucking hate bots
also tumblr:
Hey, I LOVE bots when they’re just here to play with us. COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Hey, I LOVE bots when
they’re just here to play with us.
COMMERCIAL bots suck.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.