Chat Noir: *Flexes one less-than impressive bicep*
Chat Noir: Oh man, that’s beautiful. Heh!
Submitted by idiotscampaign
What makes me a good Ladybug? If I were an bad Ladybug, I wouldn't be sitting here, discussing it with you, now would I?!
Ladybug
Submitted by primarina-diamandis
I'm popular and you're not so I win.
Chloé Bourgeois
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Chloé! Good to see you. But if you're here, who's guarding hades?
Marinette
Chat Noir: So, Ladybug, tell me about Nathaniel. What’s that dude all about?
Ladybug: Well, we’ve been going out for about a year.
Chat Noir: Mhmm, and it’s going well?
Ladybug: Yeah, yeah. I mean, every relationship has it’s ups and downs, but…
Chat Noir: Right. I’ve heard that. And he’s a nice guy.
Ladybug: Oh, yeah. I mean, he’s really artistic. He’s actually in art school right now.
Chat Noir: Right, totally. You guys should break up.
Ladybug: What?
Chat Noir: Nothing. Hey, Fu’s back!
Fu: You guys, the bathroom here is nuts!
Nino: I need to get my glasses fixed.
Alya: What’s wrong?
Nino: The screw keeps falling out.
Marinette: I saw a tiny glasses fixing not at the store.
Adrien: Wait. So the screw in your glasses keeps falling out?
Nino: Yeah.
Adrien:*all serious* So your telling me your glasses are screwing around with you.
Everybody: …
Ladybug: [comes downstairs, greets Fu] Master.
Fu: Ladybug.
Wayzz: Kwami.
[Ladybug sees Chat Noir]
Chat Noir: [points at Ladybug] YOU!
Ladybug: [points at Chat Noir] YOU!
Chat Noir: Ladybug!
Ladybug: Youu!
Chat Noir: [points at himself] …Chat Noir.
Ladybug: [snaps fingers] Yes!
Fu: Is that a friend, LB?
Ladybug: In the loose sense of the word, sure.
Fu: …It’s OK to have standards, you know.
Ladybug: Not in this town.