I'm Just A King.

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pfft this anon is so true tbh, you’re the cutest

well obviously not since you’re the cutest <3

nah how could I be when you’re around?

really want me to answer that? because i can, with an essay :)

yes, I expect a 500 word essay to me by tomorrow my queen

omg really??? okay :)

Omg get married already.

phil laughing is what i’m thankful for

“A black man could never be president.”

Obama: 

I don’t normally post about this kind  of stuff, but this is important 🙌🏾

Good!

From what I know, Megan Fox seems kinda like a decent person

Bae doing good

 I’m thankful for your love. I’m thankful that you changed my life forever.

 I’m thankful for your love. I’m thankful that you changed my life forever.

the 1975 // settle down

Why does squidwards face show more emotion than Elsa’s

his paycheck

dan: “my instagram is trash” phil: “but you ARE trash” PHIL HAS BECOME SO  SAVAGE

Silly Doggo

Much silly