you have been visited by the seven magic dragon balls your biggest wish will be granted but only if you reblog
Couldn’t risk it.
didn’t realize they change colors. now I know o gotta wish.
THIS SHIT IS REAL I GOT THE JOB I WAS NUTS ABOUT BC I REBLOGGED THIS YESTERDAY maybe it’s a coinkidink but it okay just take the necessary steps to achieve what you’re wishing for and YOU CAN DO IT
Oh sure.
my wife’s so cute because we both love animals so much but her way is very pure and genuine whereas my family is:
me, holding up my cat: stinky
wife: no!! don’t be mean!!!
me, swaying him back and forth in the air: stinky bastard man
wife: No!!!!!!!!
my mother, not looking up from chopping veggies: naughty boy. brat cat
wife, distraught: NOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
The wife:
The mom:
Tys I’m the wife
im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes
Reblog for love
i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today
life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this
Once when we were pillow talkin my butch said something to me like, “I loved when you were moaning ‘It’s yours, take it’ that was so sexy” and I said, “when I was doing what??” Apparently she had fucked me so out of my goddamn mind I was saying, take it it’s yours it’s yours baby please please fuck take it please and I literally did not remember it at all after the fact
im so ready to be in a relationship so whenever the universe is ready hmu with a keeper
i posted this yesterday then today this cute boy held my hand and now he is sending me memes
Reblog for love
i reblogged this yesterday and my crush kissed me today
life update: i’m not saying this worked but something happened literally the day after i reblogged this
shout out to the girls that hate their bodies but are trying really really hard to find the beauty and comfort in them because that shit is hard and takes a lot of time and is emotionally exhausting. i’m proud of y'all.
I’m so mad because this worked
help me roger
Reblogging myself because… what was that? Five minutes?
O_O
………my friend has made me curious
help me roger
Update: after I reblogged this someone messaged me offering me tickets to the sold out Hausu screening with a Q&A and autograph session with the director
These never work for me, but here’s to trying.
Eh Roger is cute I might as well
That fish is so happy it makes me happy.
Reblogging myself because I reblogged this yesterday and got promoted today!
oh what the hell…lol.
this is important
This anatomy test tomorrow lol
pleathe
I’m reblogging because this is the cutest happiest fish ever…
방탄소년단 just dropped You Never Walk Alone and got an all-kill, crashed MelOn, etc. (I’m so proud) so I’m in a good mood right now. I’ve also hit a follower milestone recently so here’s a giveaway to celebrate!
Since not everyone that follows me is into BTS, (just like last time) there will be multiple packages to choose from and a total of 4 winners.
Prizes
Package A:
Package B:
Package C:
Click read more to see the rules and other info!
make me choose:
↳ anonymous asked: You’re The Best or Decalcomanie?
monsta x + dance practices
YOU NEVER WALK ALONE
