Just Here For A Fun Long Time

Me *leaves a pile of assorted jorts in the woods*: for the werewolves

Bringing you more Bad Books and Immodest Pictures, your Impure Thoughts Stockpile was getting low.

If you’re cold, they’re cold.

Wow.... so you’re telling me you took an action that resulted in the death of one person...... to save the lives of many people.... who would have died if you did nothing??? that sounds so familiar

my bf is back at it with the great pictures of birds

you either die the early bird or live long enough to become the worm 😞

My ideal aesthetic is what I'm calling "sexy tomboy". That is to say, I am 100% femme through and through, but I want to look like what a straight man's idea of a "masculine woman" is. I wanna be masc in the way that LaCroix is fruit flavored, just a little extra something to make things a little more interesting

This you?

I don't think I'll ever recover from this one

kitten i have to be honest your misunderstanding of what 'death of the author' actually means is getting embarassing and mommy would prefer if you posted less or maybe attended some classes on literary analysis

kitten i think you might be stupid

for several weeks now this tweet has been causing wars on twitter

Unfortunately this is funny as hell

I hate how if you want to do anything or go anywhere interesting you have to work a full time job to afford that but if you have a full time job you dont have time to do anything or go anywhere interesting!

Alleviating gender dysphoria, not with binding or packing, but a secret third thing (padding your waist and ribs until they are the same size as your breasts)

I’m sorry but this comment is sending me

my mouse keeps shocking me. why are you doing that

This motherfucker is hideous.

I’ll kill you

Let that be a lesson to the rest of you

I’m in the woods placing cardboard cutouts of morels in the leaf litter to trick and bamboozle people

I’m about to ruin someone’s whole life

Scamp

tee hee hee hee hee

gnome ass prank

me: oh man im starving but im not sure what i should make for dinner……

the spirit of a 12th century templar knight that died a horrific death due to torture that started haunting me after i found a sword in the middle of the woods: spaghetti once more, prithee?

me: henry you are brilliant. spaghetti it is

New gender binary: either you exist or you don't exist.

ABAB: Assigned Born At Birth

That's why it's called 'a baby'.