💯% dedicated to Brooklyn 99. Quality content. [OC] . Some people call me cocky and brash, but actually I am just self assured. I play it cool. A superhero fan. Engineered and hardwired to do stuff. Tech Savvy. Sarcastic. I wish I could use Ctrl + F to find shit in my house. The only reason people think I am funny because I use puns and humour to cover how horrifically depressed I am from inside. I can't decide if people who wear pyjamas in public have given up on life or are living it to the fullest. I am proud of myself for being someone who doesn't text and drive, but really it's probably because no one ever messages me. As I continue to age, I am starting to realize that staying home is the new going out.