as a white person i can confirm that cheese is basically like god and life to me. i can be baited with cheese 100% of the time. i will tunnelvision a wedge of sharp cheddar from the other side of the room in any and every setting
ID: a photo of a concrete pole(?) on the side of a sidewalk with a large black featureless dog head barking painted onto it, with the words "anger is useful" in all caps underneath. end ID
ID: a photo of a concrete pole(?) on the side of a sidewalk with a large black featureless dog head barking painted onto it, with the words "anger is useful" in all caps underneath. end ID
theyre pinning my wings to a cork board tomorrow
ⓘ A sewing machine is a device that provides a several-fold increase of the speed at which you can make mistakes
Me & the other drivers were really impressed when you swerved around all of us at high speeds & got to the red light before anyone else
*goes to Coachella in a white linen suit like an antebellum lawyer, sweating profusely and dabbing at my forehead with a handkerchief* now, I’m no fancy scientist, but would you folk know where a simple gentleman such as myself could obtain some acid? Now, I’m no big city lawyer, but could any of you fine youths point a country boy such as myself in the direction of some fucking acid?
sunlight
[ID: A gif of an animated vulture spreading its wings. Its head is surrounded by a red circle. /end ID]
Happy thursday lads. Do me a favour, take my dungeon meshi dating quiz and tell me who you got in the tags
using ai to write your papers is so embarrassing stop being a pussy and just dont turn anything in if you dont want to do the work... have strength in your convictions
I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why
Love being fun and silly with strangers… Today at the farmers market the hummus guy saw my bag and was like “We’re filling that up right??” and I was like Twist my arm!! and we both hooted. Then at the end he was like “By the way the baklava is only half sliced so make sure to slice before serving… that is, if you’re going to share!!” and I was like “Oh I wouldn’t count on that!! 😉😉” and we shared another hearty laugh. I love playing in this space with you
ursa minor, or "bear minimum",
ali describing austin’s special plot-relevant NPCs as “his pets” is so funny. austin goes to the shelter and smug bisexual men stare at him sadly from the kennels. every season he picks one and trains him to make speeches about the Material Conditions.
engaging in self-destructive behaviour by making a red sauce for my pasta without changing out of my white shirt. the danger makes me feel alive
tomato stain :(
