Sally sells #adhd by the sea shore.

i’ve done one of these before, but you know what, fuck it:

kotlc characters as incomprehensible things people at my school have said

fitz: i’m gonna break up with you while eating my salt and vinegar almonds >:(

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marella: why the fuck does it matter to you what my gender is, huh? oh, you wanna know what’s in my pants? FOUR UNCRUSTABLES.

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sophie: …i plead the fifth.

forkle: joke’s on you, i don’t believe in human rights!

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alden: i’m not gay, i’m homosexual! …wait

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keefe: *gasps* oh, you’re right, we should make a onceler tam!

tam: *from a distance* A WHAT-

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fitz: *while sobbing and chanting under his breath* GRIND HUSTLE OVERCOME GRIND HUSTLE OVERCOME G

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biana: *watching fitz and keefe from a distance* two bros, chillin in a hot tub, five feet apart cause they WON’T FUCKING CONFESS THEIR UNDYING LOVE FOR EACH OTHER

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the future kid of the four horsegirls of the apocalypse: of COURSE i have issues!! i was raised by four fucking crazy women!!!

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keefe: “but honestly, if they like, got usher to just come in and punch you in the face that’d be great”

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biana: no, but like. someone could tie my shoelaces or something and i’d fall in love.”

dex: oh, right, is that what happened with sophie?

biana: SHHHUT UP

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dex: guys, GUYS, i am starting to get REALLY UNCOMFORTABLE with the spaghetti man-

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keefe: specificality is like… a sexy word…

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linh: god i am SO SICK of my mom talking about my ‘future husband’ like she hasn’t seen the literal fucking pride flag in my room

marella: alright. so. consider the following- *pulls pocketknife out*

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tam: i’m gonna go vegan out of spite for plants

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fintan: well, you know what they say, a good artist borrows, but a great artist steals.

marella: mhm. spoken like william shakespeare himself

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keefe: and those brown eyes,,,,, that show you where popeye’s is

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the entire gang, simultaneously: *to the tune of we are farmers* WE ARE FRUITY, BUM BA DUM BUM BUM BA DING *all flick wrist and devolve into laughter*

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stina: listen, god gave me the curse of good taste, and that isn’t your fault but it IS gonna be your problem.

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the council: wait, there’s capitalism in the moon elf society? oh, that changes everything-

Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

Okay this is just getting funny now

These make me very happy inside. Plus size mannequins for men, it seems like a fairy tale. 

oh my i wish the lady ones had tummies???

this is awesome and i wish you saw it w lady mannequins too but i clicked on hairypigcub’s blog and it literally says ‘cannibalism fetish’ in the bio

Anyways, ignoring the cannibalism fetish, there are plus size female mannequins as well, Nike uses them sometimes!

These ones from Target too

There should be more in the world, but they’re definitely out there. Anyways. Now we can address the cannibalism fetish if yall really want to,

How are we supposed to leave tumblr when sentences like “anyway, ignoring the cannibalism fetish,” exist

Yall what happen to op?

my god,, no,,, hairypigcub what did you do?

For the Meme

@bookwyrminspiration still not over that time i saw your siblings post on my fucking pinterest feed

i hope im not only a mutual to u but also someone u can refer to in conversation as ur friend from overseas so u appear worldly and well-traveled

op disabled reblogs so here

It's so hard to come to that conclusion though, like at this point unalive is a part of gen Z culture. It's just using a word, they're not even thinking about talking on TikTok or YouTube anymore, they're just talking. It's a lot like people getting mad over AAVE because it's not grammatically correct and yes it's not, but AAVE is a cultural usage of English, a dialect if you will. They use it because their friends and family use it, everyone talks that way. Nobody thinks about grammar when speaking AAVE. It's actually kind of offensive if you try to correct someone. It's like that with unalive too. It's a clashing of culture, we don't understand it because we see it as it was formed, a response to a shitty half ass language filter, not as it is used, which is just another word for kill, death, or died. I really think this one is just not a big deal enough to fight. I think that teacher in the first part, while I agree with the sentiment and find the story funny, it's also in my opinion not about maturity but just a culture thing.

From working with children, the way kids who use unalive react when they hear someone say kill or suicide, it's not just slang or comparable to minoritised dialects, it's self-censorship, active and deliberate with fear of consequences built into it.

Also not to derail but AAVE does in fact have grammar.

Also to derail it a little bit more, comparing honest to god AAVE, a full on dialect(?) of English with its own grammar and vocabulary and all that to fucking "slang" born out of self-censorship and late-stage capitalism is fucking disrespectful to AAVE. Also it does have an internally consistent grammar.

Tag yourself as this list of “bad art” features, according to a twitter fascist

Kenric is throwing himself at every eligible adult in the lost cities

(Actually, not even eligible. All three of these are either in a relationship or banned from having relationships)

People should make more doomed by narratives siblings relationship.

Like with lovers you can just sever it and not have it related to you ever again but with siblings how could you?

You grow up with them you raise them or they raised you you both know how unforgiving the world is to both of you? You would die for them but will hate them for doing the same and yet none of you would regret it and both of you know it. They could be the person you loath the most and miss the most cause you still remember how they sneaked a candy into your hands. You can sever the tie but you can never look away at what you've lost, at whom you've lost because fate doesn't allow you to be together, eating dinners in quiet peace, if only there's another life, another time, where i can make you another plate of pancakes i would im sorry im sorry im sorry —

as an empath there are many bony fish species i can't make eye contact with because their emotions flood my brain at such high pressure it gives me nosebleeds but cartilaginous fish are no problem as 700 years ago i was a smalltooth sawfish

musician vackers strike again!! sorry they are pop stars though. it's for the metaphors abt perception and the body in the public eye