“I have visited lairs, burrows and nests across five continents, observed the curious habits of magical beasts in a hundred countries, witnessed their powers, gained their trust and, on occasion, beaten them off with my travelling kettle.” — Newton Scamander
cool ladies: fleur delacour
“a woman of such breathtaking beauty that the room seemed to have become strangely airless.”
THE GOLDEN TRIO
i dont even have guilty pleasures anymore i just like stuff and if people have a problem with that they can go fuck themselves
ya girls got a job!!!!
I’ve spent some time wondering at Dumbeldore’s rational for hiring Gilderoy Lockhart and I’ve reached the following conclusion.
When Dumbledore met Lockhart, all he thought was “Oh, this is going to be hilarious.”
I always got the vibe that Dumbledore was like, “there is no possible way for this man to be a Death Eater,” and hired him on the spot.
I like the idea of Dumbledore overcorrecting all the time. First professor was a death eater? Lets get one who definitely isn’t. That one was an egoistical jerkface? I’ll hire literally the most humble and unassuming human on Earth. Lupin got kicked out by a bunch of parents? Lets go for a man who is incapable of taking any shit from anyone…. etc.
@hpminorcharnet and @fortescuesnet creation event: minor characters live
cedric diggory
“harry. take my body back, will you? take my body back to my father.”
nobody can be as happy as james potter was when lily evans said that she loved him.
nobody can be as happy as sirius black was when fleamont potter called him his son.
nobody can be as happy as remus lupin was when his friends accepted him as who he was.
nobody can be as happy as peter pettigrew was when the marauders rescued him from a bully and said that he was as much of a marauder as they were.
nobody can be as happy as the marauders were in the presence of each other.
i’ll sell my soul to see them happy again.
JKR: Dumbledore is the only gay character in the Harry Potter series
Devon and Alfred:
The scar had not pained Harry for nineteen years. All was well.
Harry Potter Series (1997 - 2007), J. K. Rowling.
in 5 years none of this shit will matter
If you can forgive Ginny Weasley for opening the Chamber of Secrets with Riddle’s diary and petrifying and almost killing four other students, then you can forgive Ron Weasley for getting stressed and distraught by Slytherin’s locket and consequently leaving.
Because, you know, those things were fucking Horcruxes.
Fox news just @ me next time
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