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Send me a pairing and I’ll fill this out with what their kid would be like!
SHIPPY-ISH/FLUFF-ISH STARTERS ❛ I love you so much…❜ ❛ Can I kiss you ? ❜ ❛ You are so beautiful — So fucking beautiful. ❜ ❛ Close your eyes, you can trust me. ❜ ❛ I got you a present-❜ ❛ Kiss me. ❜ ❛ Love me– ❜ ❛ Mmm, taste like cherries. ❜ ❛ Pull me in, Pull me in - ❜ ❛ Make love to me…❜ ❛ I love your eyes… ❜ ❛ You got whip cream there .❜ ❛ Waffles or pancakes ? ❜ ❛ Knock It off that tickles ! ❜ ❛ You’re so warm… ❜ ❛ I can hear your heart beat — it’s soft.❜ ❛ it’s raining outside and all I can think about is you. ❜ ❛ Hold my hand - ❜ ❛ We have something special, You and I.❜ ❛ You mean everything to me. ❜ ❛ When can I see you again ?❜ ❛ Say my name, just one last time… ❜ ❛ You’re a mystery worth solving. ❜ ❛ I trust you — that means a lot more than love.❜ ❛ I fall in love with you every time I open my eyes. ❜ ❛ You are infinite like the universe. ❜ ❛ Kiss me like you wanna be loved. ❜ ❛ You’re the apple of my eye.❜ ❛ You make me happy. ❜ ❛ You make me feel safe…❜ ❛ Hold me just a little longer… ❜ ❛ Please don’t let go.❜ ❛ All my fears go away when I’m with you - ❜ ❛ Thank you for teaching me what love is. ❜ ❛ Aye, share the blankets ! ❜ ❛ love is an action word, prove it to me. ❜
❛ ready or not here I come ! ❜
❛ Ah! I scared you didn’t I ?❜ ❛ I know you love me - ❜ ❛ These flowers match your eyes. ❜ ❛ I’m gonna catch you !❜ ❛ We should carve our name in this tree. ❜ ❛ Every moment with you is special ❜ ❛ Hold on tight ! ❜ ❛ Give me a kiss for good luck - ❜ ❛ think about me. ❜
“ what’re you doing?! no! stop! ”
Baddogcat?
“Wakey wakey, Kaden,” Keaton purred, giving the kitsune another “gentle” punch to the gut. “It’s time for our treasure hunt! C’mon, you promised you’d go with me to look for treasure today, so get up! If you don’t, I’ll transform and sling you over my shoulder!”
Let it be known that I was this close to posting that
While Mozu was glad that he was enjoying the bacon - she had prepared it all, from the slaughtering to the slicing - his train of thought was more than a little hard to follow. She just stared at him with utter confusion on her face.
“Um, Keaton,” she began awkwardly. “I d-don’t mean to be rude, but… what in Yato’s name? Eating a knife will actually kill you. It will rip apart your digestive tracts as easily as I cut up this boar. It will definitely not weaken the knife.”
Fresh meat certainly was the best, and Keaton couldn’t deny it. While bacon wasn’t quite fresh, the flavor was still exquisite. He could tell it was fairly recent from the taste and the smell, and he savored both. Mozu had outdone herself this time.
“Uh, yes it will?” Keaton scoffed. “You can’t attack people with a knife that’s in pieces, and you chew things into pieces before you swallow. Or do humans eat weird, too?”
“ ow! why’d you bite me for? ” “ what the actual fuck are you doing? ” “ don’t. just. don’t. ” “ if you don’t calm down, i swear to GOD, i’ll – ” “ please just leave me alone for five minutes. ” “ don’t you dare knock that off. ” “ i’m trying to sleeeeep, please sttoooooppp… ” “ i love you so much… even if you are satan. ” “ what’re you doing?! no! stop! ” “ what are you? a stunt master? ”
Mozu holds out a plate piled high with strips of bacon. They are raw, but she really doubts the wolfskin minds that.
“K-Keaton, no, that’s not… You know that knives are what people use to try and stab you? Why would you eat them?”
As soon as the plate was in front of him, Keaton had snatched a few pieces and crammed them into his mouth. There was no hiding the way his tail wagged as he got his first taste of bacon, especially when he sat down next to Mozu and started whacking her ankles with his tail by accident.
“Well,” Keaton explained, not even bothering to swallow first. “I heard Leo saying something about words and ‘taking away their power’ or something, and I thought to myself ‘what’s more dangerous than words?’ Knives are, by the way. Knives are more dangerous. So I don’t know how he took power away from knives, but I figured eating it could do the trick.”
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I DO NOT SMELL LIKE A REEKING BODY YOU MUTT
“I didn’t say that! I said you smell like a dead body. I didn’t say how strong it was. You don’t reek. You just smell dead to me. It’s faint. You even learned how to make your heart beat too soft for me to hear it, so that’s an accomplishment.”
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Teaching your daughter all the bad things
“Well I saw everyone chewing on these tiny brushes and saying it’s good for their teeth, but when I tried it, they yelled something like ‘that’s for cleaning poop out of the toilet’ at me, which didn’t make sense at all. Why would you put something in your mouth if you don’t want it in your mouth? So I just figured, hey, metal probably works just as well, but apparently that gets you yelled at too. So I guess the lesson here is that humans don’t make sense.”
I have never seen anyone so happy to pretend to be dead before.
BAD DOG
“Isn’t that what you do all the time? I mean you look and smell like a dead body to me.”
“I’m not gonna say no to bacon, but what’s so wrong with chewing on metal? It’s good for my teeth, you know!”
I asked you to bring me my slippers. I did not ask you to check they were dead by shaking them like a crazed dingo before giving them to me.
BAD DOG
“Hey, you should be grateful! Have you ever been bitten by a slipper before? I haven’t, but it probably hurts! You guys go around shoving your feet in them like nothing bad would happen, but when I look out for you for once, it’s ‘bad dog’ this, and ‘keaton don’t pee on nohrian nobles’ that!”
"I have never seen anyone so happy to pretend to be dead before." - Hana
BAD DOG
“Playing dead is fun! You get to take a little rest on your back, smell all the cool smells on the ground, and people generally scratch you behind the ears afterwards. What’s not to love?”
WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU EATING?
BAD DOG
“A knife!”
