Why Stop At A Third Eye

Arven but it's that one picture of Daniel Radcliffe with lots of dogs

losing my mind at this amazing story from r/dndmemes some people’s dnd adventures are just. So Fucking Cool

here’s the link and the story, it’s Amazing

an absolutely insane way to end this year 

THEY DID IT THEY ESCAPED THE NARRATIVE!!! THERE IS A WAY OUT!!! THE STORY CAN BE ALTERED!!! YOU ARE NOT STUCK- THERE IS AN ESCAPE!!! THERE IS A LIGHT AT THE END OF THE TUNNEL BUT YOU HAVE TO WALK TOWARDS IT!!!!

Image description: a tumblr text post edited to accompany screenshots of Gravity Falls characters. The first line, next to a picture of Bill with his legs crossed, reads: "You're unable to 🥺 out of this one whore." The second, next to a picture of Stan speaking, reads: "can't tell if this is meant to be sexual but i immediately imagined the IRS saying this to me". The final line, paired with a shot of Ford looking judgmental, reads: "i'd love to study you". End description.

(voice of a guy whos really going through it right now) i should relisten to taz balance

dimensional guy ever

Oh shit I just realized I can post the "Gaussian Blur Wizard That Gaussian Blurs You" here

my gamer friends says "shrimp check" every now and then to make sure we're not slouching but you know how it is im fucking stupid

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The McDonald’s in Frattocchie, Italy is built on an archaeological site and features three 2,000 yr. old skeletons in a glass-paneled floor.

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i call my parents and say ‘yeah i can’t do family stuff tonight, i got too much stuff to do for school’ and i e-mail my professor and say ‘i can’t do my assignments tonight, work got crazy’ and i text my boss and say ‘sorry i can’t work late tonight, i gotta some family stuff’ and through this triangulation of deceitful excuses i at last will be free

"Quartering explaining to a billionaire how social media should work" wasn't on my 2022 bingo

weirdest side effect of the pandemic is how many people i know who get sick and say 'but my covid tests are negative so i should be fine' like you know other illnesses. exist. right.