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Life is a Conundrum of Esoterica

@standoffish-spy-blog / standoffish-spy-blog.tumblr.com

Hello! This is an indie multimuse RP blog for "A Seires of Unfortunate Events"! With Muses including a young inventor, a bookish boy, a fierce and formidable volunteer, and a nervous neurologist. (As for the Mun, my name is Emma and my main blog is @siodymph) Feel free to interact whenever!
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I’ve opened Writing Commissions and Consultations for the entire summer!

Ok! To make a long story short; I’ve been running around trying to get a job and I have yet to get called back by anyone. But I really need the funds for two goals. The short-term being Metrocon 2018 at the end of July (buying tickets, finishing pieces of cosplays, art).

But the long-term is a bit more important. I have been accepted to USF and will be attending in the fall. And fasfa only goes so far so I need to get some savings in order.

Pricing:

  • My pricing is pretty straight forward: $1 per 100 words. So if you’d like a 500-word snippet that’d be $5. 1,000 word story, that’s $10. Or a 2,000 words story, that’s $20. And so on and so forth.
  • I will only be able to accept money through paypal however.

What I Will Write:

  • I am more then willing to write based on nearly any film, television, comics, games or novels. (Keep in mind, stories based on fandoms and franchises I’m not as familiar with may take longer to write since I’ll have to do more research to sound as accurate and authentic as possible!)
  • Personally, I am most familiar with fandoms like Gravity Falls, Rick and Morty, Steven Universe, asoue (A Series of Unfortunate Events), Overwatch, Disney, Dreamworks, httyd (how to train your dragon), Voltron, Marvel, DC, Batman, Gotham, and Star Trek.
  • If you want any fun crossovers or AUs, just let me know! I’m game for anything!
  • Also, I’m willing to work with OCs and even original story ideas (as long as I’m given enough description and detail on the characters and their universe)

What I Won’t Write:

  • I feel uncomfortable writing any major nsfw works (sexual material or graphic violence)
  • And while I am willing to write stories surrounding most ships, I refuse to write any stories for ships involving abuse, pedophilia, incest, etc.

Problems:

  • If you aren’t happy with your commission, please email me afterwards and let me know first! That way we can work out parts of the story better to your liking.

If you’d like to read some of my stories, you can find them here (this link leads to my ao3 account, same username)

Got any questions or would like to order a commission? You can PM me here or you can email me at emmasd12@gmail.com !

What is That Even?

  • This is an idea I’ve had for a while… I imagine many writers have been through this or something similar: You’re in the middle of a story, things are going good until suddenly you hit a wall. You don’t know how to write yourself out of a problem or how to continue a plot line. What if there was a person you could email or conference call for advice?
  • Or maybe you really want to start writing a story but have no idea where to begin. I’m ready to help you with outlining a story, building characters, developing worlds and conflicts, and so much more!
  • Whether it’s original work or fanfiction I’m happy to help and give feedback!

How would this work?

  • You could either email me, or we could organize a conference call through skype or google hangout to talk about your problems, think of solutions as well as discuss ideas in a non-judgmental, encouraging environment!

Pricing:

  • For video conferences, my policy will be $5 per hour.
  • For emails, the price will be negotiated between myself and the client.

Same as before, if you’re interested in having a consultation or have any question, you can PM me here or email me at emmasd12@gmail.com!

And if you could, would you mind liking and reblogging this? It can be tricky organizing commissions if nobody knows you’re here!

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Arcade Island

Klaus hugged his sister and Qugley tight. Never wanting to let them go. Faintly he heard Chloe and one of the girls talking very excitedly. 

“How… How is this all possible.” Klaus breathed. He thought he’d lost Violet forever. They had mourned the Quagmires. And now the two of them were here as if nothing had ever gone wrong. “And where’s your siblings?” He looked around but neither of the other triplets were there. Another thought came to him that made his stomach drop. “Where’s Sunny?”

Violet looked to Quigley and the Isadora who wasn’t their own and looked back at her brother. “This island is strange. I don’t think I can begin to explain it myself.”

Jane looked at the scared Klaus, giving him a reassuring look. “Don’t worry! Everybody else is back at the camp.” Than, Isadora responded to the other Violets comment. “This is what is known as a crossway island. I qould explain more, but..” She looked at the other Quigley awkwardly. “Okay, let me just say this right now. I am Isadora Quagmire. I am not your dimension’s Isadora, but I am still a Isadora.” She shrugged awkwardly. “No idea how to explain it more.”

Klaus nodded, for now that seemed like the most reasonable explanation. “Well, it’s a pleasure to meet you regardless, uh, Isadora.” Klaus said, still a little unsure. Wherever this Isadora came from she looked wildly different from the one he had come to know in his world. But Quigley seemed much more familiar.

With a hand still on Klaus’s shoulder Violet guided her brother away. The others began following her back through the island underbrush. “Come on, lets get you and your friend back to the camp.” 

Jane got the two of them up, dusting off their clothes before leading her towards the camp. Isadora too followed, with a smile on her face.

Sunny was making something very nice! Well, both of the Sunny’ s were. The two year old was glad to have a new friend her age, even if she was the exact same person! She was currently working on some fish with the other Sunny, who was currently working on chopping up the herbs, while she was preparing the fish itself. It was gross but somebody needed to do it!

As soon as he saw his baby sister cutting herbs Klaus was able to breath easier. He immediately ran over to her first and ruffled her thin blond hair. “Sunny!” he wanted to shout but it seemed far to mellowed here for some much sound so he tried to speak as softly and excited as he could. “I’m so happy you’re alright. When I woke up alone I feared for the worst!”

Sunny gave him a toothy smile before pushing him and way and getting back to work. “Get’offa!”

“See? We’re ok.” Violet reassured her little brother. “We all are.”

Klaus hugged her back and looked around the rest of the campsite for anyone else he might recognize.

The other sunny smiled a toothy grin. “Hi!” She said, as the girl watched Klaus and Sunny reunited.

“Hello!” Klaus replied back a little more shyly. The second Sunny looked fairly similar to his own sister, even in their mannerism and how they cooked. But there was still something slightly different about her. Much like many of the other unique people all around Klaus. 

As he settled down though his mind refused to slow. Almost leaping from one worry to the next. He looked around at the people and the forests and frowned. 

“So... Somehow we all came together on this Crossway Island. But how are we all supposed to leave? I mean, we all want to leave eventually right?”

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Hey there back from the dead... again...

My summer’s been kinda hectic so I haven’t had the best time for articulating rp’s but I realize I have been keeping some folks waiting so I’m going to try and update as many threads as I can!

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Concept

A gifset of Violet glaring at Olaf after serving the puttanesca captioned with this quote:

“Violet’s right hand ached from holding the heavy ladle. She thought of switching to her left hand, but because she was right-handed she was afraid she might spill the sauce with her left hand, which could enrage Count Olaf again. She stared miserably at Olaf’s plate of food and found herself wishing she had bought poison at the market and put it in the puttanesca sauce”

I watched Bad Beginning again last night and I know Malina is a fan of the books and y'all…

She was so channeling the desire to Poison that SOB. You can see it in her eyes…..

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“But Sunny’s a baby,” Klaus said. “Babies aren’t supposed to have jobs.”
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