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I saw this post and had to make one for Destiel

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I wanted to meme before the big day.

Not yet, Brutus.. not yet..

hi um my liege y-you asked me to um. report back to you when the prisoner you sent into the labyrinth had been, um, dealt with by th-the minotaur. well y-your highness t-there seems to be a bit of an, ahem, issue. no, no the prisoner is still in the labyrinth, y-yes the minotaur found them. i-it just ah, um, it appears that the. it appears that the prisoner and the minotaur are, um, they're-

yes yes acts of violence often evoke eroticism and stabbing someone is potent penetration imagery but sometimes when i kill someone it's just because i want them to die

honestly it's so hard to dispose of people you genuinely despise these days. can't fight them, that's too horny. can't impale them on your blade, that's way too horny. guns? don't make me laugh. killing them with your bare hands? having gay sex would be less gay. really anything that draws blood is off the table. can't hit them with your car because that's a sex thing too. tying them to train tracks - rope, bondage, nope, that's out. tossing them off a cliff requires skin-to-skin contact. poisoning them is kind of like an indirect kiss if you think about it. and arranging an assassination is too obsessive it's like having a crush.