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Neutrinos are the Coolest particles

@electronicneutrino / electronicneutrino.tumblr.com

Neu || 18+/they/them/lesbian || Mostly Half Life, sometimes FMAB, She-Ra, Infinity Train, cats
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I fucking love these videos

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fyterx

This is un-๐š๐šž๐šŒ๐š”๐š’๐š—๐š-acceptable. The vending machine, ๏ฝ‚๏ฝ’๏ฝ๏ฝ‹๏ฝ…, and robbed me of my ๐“‰๐“Œ๐‘œ ๐“†๐“Š๐’ถ๐“‡๐“‰๐‘’๐“‡๐“ˆ and now I can't work properly without my ๐“•๐“ป๐“ฒ๐“ฝ๐“ธ ๐“›๐“ช๐”‚๐“ผโ„ข. I wanna (๐”ฐ๐”ฆ๐”ฏ) speak to your manager (๐–˜๐–Ž๐–—) ๐™ž๐™ข๐™ข๐™š๐™™๐™ž๐™–๐™ฉ๐™š๐™ก๐™ฎ!

๐Ÿ…‚๐Ÿ„ธ๐Ÿ…, hello? Does somebody need a new prescription for their ๐ ๐ฅ๐š๐ฌ๐ฌ๐ž๐ฌ? I'm a security guard, not a vending machine guy.

Oh, ๐•›๐•–๐•–๐•ซ๐•–! I'm so-ษฆึ… sorry, if you're not the ๐“ฟ๐“ฎ๐“ท๐“ญ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฐ ๐“ถ๐“ช๐“ฌ๐“ฑ๐“ฒ๐“ท๐“ฎ ๐“ฐ๐“พ๐”‚, then, ๐”ด๐”ฅ๐”ฌ ๐”ฑ๐”ฅ๐”ข ๐Ÿ„ต๐Ÿ…„๐Ÿ„ฒ๐Ÿ„บ ๐”ฆ๐”ฐ? Because all I see is you โ“Ÿโ“โ“โ“ขโ“จ-โƒโ“โ“ขโ“ข ๐›๐ฎ๐œ๐ค๐ž๐ญ-๐ก๐ž๐š๐๐ฌ loafin' around everywhere, like, are any of you NPCs programmed with ๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•ช bit of responsibility? ๐€๐๐˜๐๐Ž๐ƒ๐˜ ๐˜ข๐˜ต ๐˜ข๐˜ญ๐˜ญ?

What's a ๐š–๐šž๐š๐š‘๐šŠ๊œฐแดœแด„แด‹แด€ ๐”ž๐”ฏ๐”ฌ๐”ฒ๐”ซ๐”ก ๐”ฅ๐”ข๐”ฏ๐”ข ๐–Œ๐–”๐–™๐–™๐–† ๐–‰๐–” to โ’ผโ’บโ“‰ โ“ˆโ“„โ“‚โ’บ ๐Ÿ…ต๐Ÿ†๐Ÿ…ธ๐Ÿ†ƒ๐Ÿ…พ-

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zuble

i love seeing cardinals and bluejays together iโ€™m always like โ€œhehe.. evil siblingsโ€

this is what iโ€™m all about babyyyyy

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brydeswhale

Theyโ€™re not even related. Jays are a type of corvid, like crows and magpies, and Cardinals are a grosbeak.

well you see, they are both birds and they both have fun hats. hope this helps

This Is How You Win The Tumblr Post

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paradoxgavel

KIM KITSURAGI ย โ€” The lieutenant looks you up and down, almost appraisingly. Trying to get a sense of how serious your loss of memories really is. Finally, he breaks his uneasy silence, looking you in the eye, not with judgement, but with legitimate concern. โ€œAlrightโ€ฆ What year is it?โ€

EMPATHYย  โ€” [Easy: Success] Heโ€™s trying to test to see if you remember anything. Youโ€™ve got this. Just donโ€™t say anything inappropriate to the topic at hand.

1. - [Composure - Challenging 12] Donโ€™t say anything inappropriate.

CHECK FAILURE

YOU -ย โ€œAfter lunch.โ€

KIM KITSURAGIย  โ€” He blinks, dumbfounded for a moment, before regaining his composure. An eyebrow quirks at you.ย โ€œPerhaps you misheard me, detective. I asked you what year it is.โ€

EMPATHYย  ย โ€” Christ, what was that?! Okay. Okay, heโ€™s giving you the benefit of the doubt here. You can work with this. Just answer his question in a comprehensible fashion.

1. - [Composure - Heroic 15] Answer in a comprehensible fashion.

CHECK FAILURE

YOUย  โ€”ย โ€œAawagga.โ€

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Anonymous asked:

what would you think of a valhoun au where alyx gets sent back to black mesa by gman forโ€ฆ. plot reasons and manages to go undercover and like a mechanic for one of the machines and like flirts with barney in the meantime before actually realizing hes barney

i think about this from time to time....i think it would be so funny man

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These are so fun to make

Love your additions! Birds got that drip

Oh yeah should probably add this one too-

I've never done this before

Sorry this is the best post I've seen in a while

I'll leave this post alone now

This is way too much fun

I'm not done yet I suppose

no no no you dont get it this is all i wanna do now. I love birds I love them I love them

Here's another

Your local pigeon

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verryyy loose and sketchy gordon and alyx. I'll probably regret posting this as is because it is "unfinished" but that's the point of drawing this as loose as it is! I'm just out here havin fun (:

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