I promised I’d keep you shitheads safe, and that’s exactly what I plan on doing.

I cut the cake on my baby gender reveal party and the m&m’s are black. “It’s a goth!” we shout in unison. My family is sobbing. Morticia Addams is there,

@taewitch

mentally develop your plots/character interactions by listening to your favorite songs and imagining an amv to it

Not to question the fabric and foundation of reality but why camera lenses circle but pictures square