anyway in light of recent Everything:

mutuals are more than welcome to ask for my discord

also my website:

irl girltrick moment for the haters x

They should invent a new kind of body that doesn't do that

Little girl teaching her cats how to draw a flower 

(via)

they’re? just? sitting there ???

it makes it 100% better that i can’t understand her, i feel like i’m hearing what cats hear

Heh, she’s speaking Portuguese! Here’s what she’s saying:

*baby voice* “… and if you have any questions, just ask me! And now… yeah. And now you draw the roots. You draw them all twisted up! Got it? A flower? Now draw it. Did you get it, Luis Roberto? Did you get it, Jurandir? Look. Did you get it? That’s how you draw a flower.”

Luis Roberto and Jurandir are people names (Jurandir is especially a name associated with older men) so it’s extra funny that the cats are named that, heh.

painting of joan of arc but she's got a lil carabiner. is this anything.

she's got the key to heaven or something

oh you watched a movie I recommended????? you listened to a song I told you about ?????? you read one of my favourite books ?????? do you know that I would literally kill for you ????? let's drink each others blood

Never once have I thought that a butch looks less masculine for visibly having boobs

If anything I think it looks very compelling - it just completes the look and adds to the butch allure you know?

is it fucking weird to anyone else to think that deer are like, everywhere

like, i tend to think of them as a north american animal, but

I like how they just avoid Mongolia

Mongolia has an anti-deer forcefield.

I like the rat map even better

What is Alberta doing

we are fucking constantly vigilant 

Jesus fucking christ, Alberta

Hey! Albertan here. I thought rats were fictional until I was 9 years old. I have still never seen a rat in person.

Are we not gonna ask why greenland(I think) is surrounded in deer all around the edges

people hate mania as if this isn't the best thing pete wentz has ever written

Old art

can we stop promoting the idea that nature has to look beautiful to be good?

— A surgeon

I did not interpret this the way it was probably intended

my hungry ass could probably be a surgeon 👍

PARTY POISON!!!

hello world, im new to tumblr (joined just to see some fanarts 😭)

pepsi OK? 🥤

*hang em high intro whistle*

i can slenderbelieve this