If crosshair must die, here are my top ways it should happen:
- Emerie, in a fit of jealousy, chops off his hand and then holds him as he dies of blood loss only to tell him that she hates his ass so bad and then she drops his corpse in a river.
- That's it.
If crosshair dies next week, I will be very upset. Stay tuned for my forthcoming fanfiction where he doesn't do that.
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Zillo beast.
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Not gonna say it again
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we used to have thom allison as pree on tv i miss him
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office mug
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i must not get takeout. takeout is the wallet-killer. takeout is the little-death that brings total obliteration. i will face the kitchen, fridge, and pantry. i will make choices about what to cook and then execute them. when hunger is gone there will be nothing. only i will remain.
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She’s the senATE. Chancellor Pussyqueen.
No more questions
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a feverish william shatner professing jim's love for spock because he just found out the show had been cancelled...
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ok im really curious do you guys have books you consider your "white whale"? as in books you keep telling yourself oh yeah i really want to read that, but you keep not reading it?
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No see results option, I'm forcing you to perceive yourself. rb for more results plus
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How touching.
Iconic. Btw here's a bonus yeet.
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Lol, Picard, where have you been? It’s happened several times.