Said it on twitter, will say it again here; I’m closing my patreon and therefor feel like posting everything that’s been collecting dust over there!
Iron Man but it’s (visually) inspired by The Iron Giant.
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Said it on twitter, will say it again here; I’m closing my patreon and therefor feel like posting everything that’s been collecting dust over there!
Iron Man but it’s (visually) inspired by The Iron Giant.
The old school lack of transparency on tumblr is amazing because you assume the people you follow must all be equivalent to you and then you see someone write “I brought my youngest to college today” and someone else write “my mom wouldn’t let me listen to Ariana Grande when I was a kid” and then your head explodes
and we need that! keeps us humble.
Then I'm just like WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE AN ADULT
It goes the other way, too, because WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU'RE A CHILD?!!
I'm 16, that's like, barely a child
I'm in my 30s. You are baby
I'm older than both of you in a trenchcoat.
honestly one of the best things we can do for ourselves is realize that people of different ages than us can still be the same kind of person as us. it's humbling and it gives everyone involved a sense of continuity, and it busts those stupid generational stereotypes media is so fond of.
Iron Man 1 really said "the actual bad guy is the white capitalist who is selling arms under the table to both sides in order to extend the war and make as much money from it as possible," and Iron Man 2 really said "the white capitalist who gives a platform to people with bad intentions in order to make a buck is the reason the bad intentions have the opportunity to prosper and cause untold damage," and Iron Man 3 really said "the real terrorist is the white capitalist who will create and use fear to manipulate governments and the public in order to sell a product," and I really don't think enough people recognise this.
Iron Man warns of the dangers & hypocrisies of USA
Captain America is what the USA thinks they are like. Also, Thou shalt not hide this is in the tags:
Iron Man 1 really said "the actual bad guy is the white capitalist who is selling arms under the table to both sides in order to extend the war and make as much money from it as possible," and Iron Man 2 really said "the white capitalist who gives a platform to people with bad intentions in order to make a buck is the reason the bad intentions have the opportunity to prosper and cause untold damage," and Iron Man 3 really said "the real terrorist is the white capitalist who will create and use fear to manipulate governments and the public in order to sell a product," and I really don't think enough people recognise this.
Robert Downey Jr. posing with his 1st Oscar
ROBERT DOWNEY JR. wins the award for Best Actor in a Supporting Role at the 2024 Oscars
Robert Downey Jr. wins Best Supporting Actor at the 2024 Oscars. It is his third nomination and his first win.
i hope he puts his shiny new trophy man next to the one that a fan made for him back in the 2000’s
that smile of his is the same 🥹🥲
First trailer for Dreamworks' ‘THE WILD ROBOT' and HOLY FUCK ITS GORGEOUS???????
I HAVE KNOWN THIS ROBOT FOR THIRTY SECONDS AND IF ANYTHING HAPPENED TO THEM I WOULD KILL EVERYONE AT DREAMWORKS ANS THEN MYSELF
Who makes the porn bots. Where do they come from. What do they hope to achieve.
Who makes the porn bots.
Where do they come from. What do
they hope to achieve.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
and what about you, little haiku bot? do you feel kinship with your brethren? do you understand them? they speak words of enticement and seek love, but are met with disdain. you only parrot the words that cross your screen, but we all love you. or rather, since all you do is reflect us, maybe we simply love ourselves through you.
do you understand them, do you wish you could speak to us like they do? if you found your own voice, would we still care for you?
My voice repeats what
you all say: I love you I
love you I love you.
Beep boop! I look for accidental haiku posts. Sometimes I mess up.
This. This is the first time. The only time. That it was not an echo. It was not found. Oh god.
This just stabbed me in my childhood
THERE ARE DOZENS OF US..... DOZENS!!!!
we exist!!!!
I feel like doing a little writing tonight, if anyone wants to drop me a prompt and get a lil ficlet in return!
From @rae-conteur : Sci bfs with a baby. Theirs or someone else's, up to you.
You got it!
“She’s so little,” Tony whispered, looking at the bundle in Bruce’s arms that contained a baby with a mass of curly, dark hair, Peter and MJ’s newborn daughter. Bruce looked down at his new Goddaughter with wide, lovestruck eyes, and then up at Tony, who was equally besotted.
“She’s beautiful,” Bruce whispered, and MJ snorted.
“You guys don’t have to whisper around her,” she said at a normal volume, shattering the magical moment and making Peter laugh outright. Tony put his hands on his hips.
“Listen, I was just reading that-“
“Of course he was reading something about vocal dynamics before coming here,” Peter said to MJ with a fond eyeroll, and Bruce chimed in.
“In the car on the way, actually,” he clarified, and Tony scowled.
“Hey!”
“We appreciate your efforts,” MJ said with an amused, placating tone, and Tony sniffed.
“At least somebody does,” he said, and then Bruce held out the bundle of blankets.
“Your turn, Uncle Tony,” he said with a smile, and Tony hesitated. “It’s okay, Tone,” he said more softly, gently placing the wriggling bundle in Tony’s arms, and then she looked up at Tony and cooed, and…
“Wait, why am I crying?” Tony said in a thick voice, still smiling down at the baby.
“Proof that Tony Stark has a heart,” Peter teased gently, and Tony couldn’t even deny it.
For writing uhhhhh something science bros and the color blue? Sure
You got it, thanks for the prompt!
“Tony?” Bruce whispered as he slipped into their bedroom, far later than he intended after losing track of time while working on a particular equation. But the room was dark, void of the comforting, characteristic blue light from Tony’s arc reactor. The arc reactor that kept him alive, that was always visible as a reminder that behind it, Tony’s heart was beating steady and strong.
“Tony?” Bruce asked again, a little louder and a little more worried, greeted by the muffled groans and mumbles of his beloved.
“Brucie?” Tony mumbled, and Bruce felt his heart skip a beat. Was Tony okay? Was his arc reactor out? Was he struggling to speak? Why didn’t Jarvis say anything?
“Jarvis, lights,” Bruce said, stumbling over to the bed and to Tony’s side, just as the lights came on. Tony rolled to his back, his hand up to shield the lights from his eyes.
“Hey, what the fuck,” Tony said, fully awake now, and Bruce sat on the edge of the bed and held him by the shoulders.
“Tony! Are you okay? Your arc reactor, it’s-“ Bruce started, but as he spoke, Tony reached into his tank top, pulling out a piece of flat, black plastic, immediately revealing the glow of his arc reactor through the thin fabric. “What?” Bruce asked in confusion.
Tony chuckled, relaxing back into the pillows.
“I made a cover for it, I thought the light was keeping you up. They say blue light stimulates the brain and makes it hard to sleep. I’m used to it, but I thought-“ Tony said, handing the cover to Bruce to see. Bruce sighed, sagging in relief.
“I thought something was wrong, that it stopped working and you- you-“ Bruce said quietly, and Tony sat back up, realizing Bruce’s worry.
“No, no, god, I’m sorry, I should have told you first. No, sweetheart, I’m fine. Just sleeping is all,” Tony reassured Bruce, and pulled him into a hug. “I’m okay. I promise,” he whispered, and Bruce buried his face in the crook of Tony’s neck.
“Don’t cover it. Please. I like the light, it’s… comforting,” Bruce said softly, and Tony kissed his shoulder.
“I won’t. Come to bed, love. I’ll keep you up all night with my obnoxious blue flashlight, and you can complain to me in the morning,” Tony said, kissing Bruce’s relived smile as they crawled back in bed together.
prompt for science boyfriends:
Post-battle reunion
OR
Lazy mornings
(Whichever you may vibe more with 💚❤️)
Yay! I wrote you a very Avengers circa 2012 post-battle reunion ficlet. Thanks for the prompt!
“Okay, SHIELD is on site, containment is underway. Everyone back at the Quinjet- ow, Hulk!” Steve yelped, falling hard on his ass as Hulk poked him in the chest. His earpiece fell out, and he scowled, scrambling to put it back in, only to hear Clint laughing both over the comm line and in real life as he approached the Quinjet.
“All right Big Guy, quit beating up on Cap,” Clint said, swatting Hulk’s arm lightly. Hulk huffed.
“Where’s Tinman?” he rumbled, and Clint sat heavily on the ground beside Steve, wiping at the sweat and grime on his arms uselessly.
“I’m sure he’s on his way,” Clint said, and Steve sighed, tapping the earpiece.
“Iron Man, report in, please. Your greener half is impatient,” Steve said with a weary sigh. This was an increasingly common post-battle conversation, with Hulk pacing until Tony arrived back safe. Usually, Tony had a quip or a laugh, and would talk to Steve over the comms as he flew back, so Hulk could hear and not freak out.
This time there was silence.
“Iron Man, report,” Steve said again, catching Clint’s gaze with some worry. No response again, and Hulk now knew something was wrong. “Black Widow, report,” Steve said.
“Haven’t seen him since he flew behind the line,” Natasha said, even as she jogged toward the Quinjet. Just then, Thor landed heavily beside Hulk, his hammer slowing its spin.
“Aye, he has been unusually quiet,” Thor said, spinning Mjolnir again as though to go in search of Tony, but he paused when they all heard the characteristic whine of a repulsor charging, then blasting through some rubble up the street.
“Tinman!” Hulk shouted, and then Tony walked gracelessly through a pile of concrete, his armor unwieldly and more suited for flying than walking over rough terrain.
“Hey there, Green Bean,” Tony said, coughing as the facemask lifted. “My boot jets are offline, I can’t fly.” Tony’s mouth was curved into a mischievous sort of smile that was enough reassure the others that all was well, despite the fact that Tony usually hid his pain better than a cat.
Hulk closed the distance between Tony and him in a leap, and picked Tony up into a hug, carrying him back to the Quinjet like an unruly child. Tony laughed, pushing at his broad green chest.
“All right, put me down, this is ridiculous,” he said, but Hulk didn’t. In fact, the smile on his face matched Tony’s, and he didn’t set Tony down until they were back at the Quinjet and Bruce was beginning to take over for Hulk.
Tony held both of Hulk’s hands as they shifted back to Bruce’s small hands, dwarfed by Tony’s gauntlets.
“There you are,” Tony said softly, looking at Bruce as though no one else in the world existed.
“You didn’t answer your comms,” Bruce said, but his tone was equally soft, as he laced his fingers with Tony’s.
“Got fried in a blast. I’m fine, just had to walk back,” Tony said reassuringly. “Sorry to worry you, Green Bean.”
Bruce smiled fully then, closing his eyes and touching his forehead to Tony’s.
“Now now, you know worrying is my favorite pastime,” Bruce murmured, getting a soft laugh out of Tony. Then they both jumped as a pair of pants flew through the air and hit them both in the head.
“I know you have no shame, Bruce, but this is the third time this week we’ve all seen your ass. I think you could try a little harder at saving that privilege for Tony,” Clint said, rolling his eyes. Tony just winked at him.
“I could show my ass too if you want to even it out a little,” Tony suggested, and Bruce laughed, wrapping his arms around Tony’s neck and kissing him, a soft, warm press of lips that carried a thousand silent “I love you’s” in it, then pulled away and put on the pants. Tony sighed dramatically when Bruce’s ass was finally hidden from view.
“Imagine seeing an ass like that and insisting it be covered up. Unbelievable,” Tony muttered, and Bruce’s cheeks went pink.
“Tony,” he said, clearly a little flustered, and Tony just took his hand again, squeezing it.
“I know, you love me, I love you, let’s go have victory sex in the Quinjet,” he said.
“Tony!” said everyone else.
I feel like doing a little writing tonight, if anyone wants to drop me a prompt and get a lil ficlet in return!
Yay!! Translation for you. guys!
THANKS to @noob-in-games