Can We Just Not?

*calling your colleague voluptuous* *begging him for kisses* *bouncing on it (his lap, while manifesting a goal)* yeah. checks out. just a normal day at the office for them

I’m literally on thr verge of tears

oh ok

“Why would you stop in hell?” has changed my brain chemistry

my oldest boba fett headcanon, from before i even knew what a headcanon was, is that this man, who regularly whiled away the hours on kamino as a boy reading novels and who has a job that often requires him to do nothing more than stand around looking menacing for hours on end, definitely has an e-reader app installed on his helmet

boba missed luke like four times on the sail barge and then fell in the sarlacc because he accidentally clicked his 23 open tabs of space-ao3 instead of his combat display

You cannot leave this gold in the tags!

So cuddly

opinions are bad! don’t have any!

That’s quite the interesting opinion there

hey look at this

that is the wrong image but im keeping it as is

floop

(via)

The fact that someone made this whole account specifically for this one joke. My hat is off to you.

yeah okay, ill reblog that!

but its important

IM SORRY BUT IM DYING THEY LOOK LIKE A BOY BAND

Why am I suddenly attracted to a cactus I hate this website

I FOUND IT

I thought this was a chuck tingle cover for a second

i approve

His arrival was for told

She's being weird again

Drunk

Local man experiences love, thinks he’s having a heart attack

The trolley service will have to wait I fear