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Della. She/her. Tad bit obsessed with Carry On. Ravenclaw. I write fics sometimes.
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the-barns

Carry on Reminders

little Reminders about the book

  •  Baz’s wand is made of Ivory.
  • Simon’s was made of Bone.
  • Agatha is on the Lacrosse team.
  • Baz is great at football(Soccer).
  • The Pitch Emblem is the moon, flames, and three falcons.
  • Ebb lowkey thought Baz and Snow were a couple.
  • I find it really funny that The Mage is Simon’s dad who gave him up, then adopted him as his heir.
  • Agatha never found out about snowbaz (I’m actually only 80% about this one)
  • Agatha unknowingly named her dog after her ex’s mom.
  • No one ever found out that Simon’s dad was The Mage and his mom Lucy.
  • Simon can fly
  • Imagine him Flying around him and Baz’s kid oh my
  • Baz is a lil kinky. 
  • (I’d spit on his face, then lick it off and kiss him. Because I’m disturbed like that. Ask anyone.)
  • Simon apparently ‘never slept’ when Baz was there. So a lot of the time when Baz was staring at him he was probably awake lmao.

feel free to add more

  • Fiona 250% ships snowbaz
  • when Simon told Baz to stop attacking the Mage even though that bitch was hurting Simon, Baz listened to him
  • Simon likes to NOT THINK about shit
  • Baz will forever, and ever, and ever make fun of Simon’s tail
  • (but he loves it)

bAZ ALWAYS THOUGHT DATING SIMON WOULD BE AN “erotic gropefest”

-Baz sucks on his fangs when he’s thinking

-Simon is afraid of horses

-Simon thinks Baz looks like he “was born to be some sort of dark king”

-“‘Nobody’s seducing a vampire.’ I say. Baz frowns at me.”

  • Simon thinks goblins are super attractive and handsome
  • According to Penny if you don’t find your future spouse at Watford you’ll probably end up alone (which seriously explains SO MUCH about Agatha and Simon’s relationship)
  • If normals look at Watford, the magic spells protecting it burn their eyes
  • Up until sixth year, Baz and Simon had to wear little boater hats around the school grounds all the time and they probably looked adorable in them
  • Simon tried to throw a book at Baz during their first year and the Anathema froze up his hand for two days
  • Simon smells amazing to other magicians, but his smell makes normals fear him
  • Micah has a face so symmetrical you could summon a demon on it? 

-Baz counts himself as a half friend of Penny -Simon swallowing is a SCENE -When Baz is all “So What? We can be happy boyfriends?” Simon is just “I’m choosing to ignore your tone and accept that offer.” -Baz is a vampire who’s now afraid of the dark due to trauma -Penny finds out about Baz and Simon and can only think “Ooooh okay yeah that clears everything up”

-Simon’s line that he tells Baz once he’s told Baz about his mum coming to visit: “no, I mean, it’s okay that you’re not okay. Whatever you’re feeling is okay.” (Like damn son where’d that even come from)

-Trixie has pointy ears, and she pierced them right in the pointy parts

-Agatha loves the color pink

-Baz once called simon “half a numpty himself”

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- agatha has brown eyes

- simon is attracted to magical creatures more than humans

- pumpkin mocha breve is a reference to fangirl

- “everything is a story and you are the hero”

- watford is where harry potter was written in england

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wematch
Baz knocks against me with his shoulder and elbow. “All right, Snow?” he asks softly. “Yeah. You?” “Fine,” he says. “Your magic?” I whisper. “Fine.” He touches my back so lightly, I’m not sure it’s not an accident.

Carry On by Rainbow Rowel (via bazwearsjeans)

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wematch

Meet me in London

Simon meets Baz online and they become best friends.

Based on the prompt: Baz and Simon meet online and become internet friends and skype everyday and end up in love

As always a very big thank you to @eroticgropefest for being an amazing beta!

I met Baz three years ago on tumblr. One day I saw an edit of his on my dash and I went to check his blog. The guy made black and white aesthetics that looked awesome in a dark sort of way. So I started to follow him. After he reblogged a video of a guy playing violin, I decided to send him a message.

Dragonwings61: for a disturbed guy, you really have an interesting choice in music

Disturbed-pitch: So because I’m disturbed you feel like I’m not allowed to like classical music?

Dragonwings61: Shit sorry didn’t mean it like that.

Dragonwings61: What I meant to say was

Dragonwings61: I’ve never really heard classic music before but I really liked the song :)

Disturbed-pitch: It’s one of my favourites, you should try to listen to more :)

It started there and we haven’t stopped talking since. We became so close that last year I really wanted to see what he looked like. He’d become my best friend and I wanted to see his face.

Dragonwings61: Baaaaz

Dragonwings61: I wanna ask you something

Disturbed-pitch: Hey. What is it?

Dragonwings61: I’ve been thinking about this a lot

Dragonwings61: And I really don’t want you to freak out ok?

Disturbed-pitch: Go on.

Dragonwings61: I just

Dragonwings61: I really wanna see what you look like

Dragonwings61: pls don’t freak out, If you’re not comfortable with this pls forget I ever asked

Disturbed-pitch: It’s fine Simon… I thought about it myself quite a few times lately.

Dragonwings61: Ohhh

Dragonwings61: so is that a yes?

Disturbed-pitch: Yes I’d like to see your stupid face too :)

Dragonwings61: I bet your face looks more stupid than mine

Disturbed-pitch: We shall see

We exchanged photos and one day, I was having trouble with my homework–I’d never cared for math–and he wanted to help me out so we skyped. And I’m glad we did. Baz is beautiful. He rolls his eyes a lot at me and fucking sneers but… I just really like looking at him. I like Baz a lot.

After that we became even closer. We talked almost everyday, first only for a few minutes then for hours on end. We would just turn skype on and do our own thing, like studying, or reading. Baz even played violin a few times for me to see and it was so fucking beautiful. Everything he does is perfect.

Now it’s the end of the summer and I’m going to university in a few days. I haven’t figured out what I want to major in but I’ll try a few different classes and see what sticks.

I told Baz my plan of moving to London months ago–I live in Manchester and Baz leaves in Hampshire–and he hasn’t said a word as to where he’s going. I’d love to meet him one day… I’ve just never had the courage to ask him. But I really want to touch him, make sure he’s real. I mean, of course he’s real, but I’ve never seen him outside of my screen before.

I’m at my laptop scrolling through tumblr when Baz asks to skype. I accept.

“Hey.”

“Hey Baz.” I smile at him. I’m always happy to see him.

“Listen… I’ve been meaning to tell you something for awhile.”

I stare at him through the screen. Why is he nervous? He’s making me feel nervous “Okay.”

“I just…” he sighs and runs a hand through his hair “You know that I’m going to university.”

I look at him expectantly. Is he finally telling me where he’s going? It’s not like him to keep things a secret; not from me anyway.

“This doesn’t have to mean anything but–” he continues, and he’s blushing right now and I feel like blushing myself just by the way he’s looking at me. “I’m going to London.”

“What?” Wait, what? Did he really just say–

“London. I’m going to fucking London, Simon.”

“Why?” I ask stupidly. But I start grinning at him like an idiot. We’re going to be in the same city. Fuck, I’m gonna be able to hang out with him and actually see his face.

“Well there’s a really good school there… Besides, there’s someone I was really hoping to meet in person.” I feel my cheeks burning as he says this.

Holy shit this is really happening. I’m going to finally meet Baz. “When are you moving to London?”

“I’m already here. I just arrived at my aunt’s flat a few hours ago.” Then he grabs his laptop and turns it around so that I can see his new room.

“Baz?” I call him, and he puts his laptop on the desk again.

“Yeah?”

“I’m gonna be in London in a few days.”

“I know–”

“Let’s meet?” I say unsure, interrupting him.

“I’d like that.” he tells me, half smiling.

And there’s nothing to lose now, so I might as well try my luck. “As in, a date.”

“Oh?” He looks surprised.

“Is that cool?”

“Fuck, of course it is, Simon.”

***

We agreed to meet at Kings Cross, Baz said he would pick me up when I arrived (everything that I own fits into a bag) and then we would go on our date. I can’t believe this is happening, that he actually said yes to go out with me.

I’ve been so nervous the last couple of days because of this, of finally going to meet him. But as the train arrives at the station and I exit the platform all that anxiety melts away when I notice him staring right at me.

Once I reach him I let my bag drop to the floor. I put my arms around him to pull him closer into a tight hug and he does the same. He feels so good this close to me, and smells incredible, I don’t know how to describe it other than that he smells posh and it really fits him.

“Baz.” I say, grinning into his neck. I still can’t believe that he’s actually here in front of me.

“Hello, Simon,” he says, and it’s muffled by my hair. He holds me tight against him longer than necessary before letting me go.

When I step back all I can focus on are his lips. They were so close to mine. And I just really want to kiss him.

I put my hand on his neck and make slow movements with my thumb. “I want to kiss you…” I start,“but we haven’t even been on a date yet.” That gets me a eye roll from him.

“We’re not exactly strangers,” he says, leaning into me.

He’s so close now; if I just leaned a bit forward, we’d be kissing. “I know, but I still want to take you on a–”

And then he kisses me.

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spoilers ahoy

I love how subversive of fantasy tropes Carry On is. Agatha gives up magic because it just doesn’t make her feel good inside??? like, can you imagine a harry potter character giving up magic??? and she isn’t the prize anyone wins at the end?? she just lives her fucking life???

the chosen one SUCKS at being chosen??? gives up the thing that makes him special? because it just seems like the right thing to do??? 

the white “old man” mentor type who’s going to bring peace and equality?? turns out to be the bad guy?? but is still complex and not just evil TM?

smart best girl friend is not a mary sue???

arch-nemesis doesn’t die or suffer for redemption??? everyone just loves him??? and everything’s ok??? 

badass peace loving lady dies defending everyone?? 

main actually receives mental health care???? 

gay BOYS KISSING??? NEITHER OF THEM HAS TO DIE??? THEY END UP TOGETHER?!!!?? i just…

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wematch

Snowbaz AU - Baz First Time Staying the Night

Simon

It’s been a month since me and Penny moved into the flat, and even though Baz is pretty much here all the time, he always leaves at night to hunt and never comes back.

We’ve snuggled on the couch and had naps on my bed. I like the soft noises he makes when he’s sleeping and having his arms around me.

I really want him to just stay here. It’s weird not sleeping near him, we’ve shared a bedroom for years. Should I just ask him? What if he doesn’t want to?

Baz

I should leave, it’s getting late, but Simon is acting weird. We’re laying down on the couch holding hands and he’s just frowning at the window.

“Simon… whatever is bothering you, can you tell me before I need to leave?”

“Can you uh…go hunt and then come back?” He says, without looking at me.

What the hell? Maybe I should stay. “Did something happen?”

He sits on the couch before speaking, “Everything is fine… Just come back here later okay?”

I really don’t want to leave but I need to hunt.

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I arrive at his apartment and it’s already 1am, he’s probably asleep by now.

Penny gave me a key a week after they moved in, she claimed that she was tired of hearing the doorbell all the time. Most days, I still do it just to mess with her.

Simon is not on the couch so I go into his bedroom to find him.

I sit in the bed and gently push his curls away from his face. Should I wake him? I miss seeing him sleep.

Simon

I feel his hand playing with my hair, so I slowly open my eyes.

“Sorry didn’t mean to awake you” he says, with a small smile that quickly vanishes, “Do you wanna talk about it?”

He’s looking at me worried, probably thinking that something is wrong, when all I want is to fall asleep with him by my side.

I grab his arm and pull him into the bed “Can you just …stay?” I say softly.

Baz

Is this all that Simon wanted? For me to stay? Crowley how could he be so oblivious? Did he forgot that I have skipped morning classes to come here and cuddle with him? I’m in love with a moron.

I roll my eyes, then I give him a soft smile, “Took you long enough to ask.” I take some of my clothes just to be comfortable and I enter the bed.

He’s smiling stupidly at me now “Yeah?”

Simon

I’m putting my head in the space between his shoulder and neck. He smells so good, smells like home to me, always has.

“You know that I’m not good with words.” I mumble.

I like this, it feels right falling asleep in his arms. I give him a soft kiss on his neck “G’night Baz”.

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carry on summer headcanons part one!!

  • Penny peer-pressures Baz and Simon into going on a group holiday
  • after much dispute, they decide to go to America to visit Agatha
  • -packing is… a problem. Baz packs too much to fit into one suitcase, so he ends up having to carry around two more stuffed  backpacks, one on each shoulder  (which leads to a lot of jokes. ‘what have you got in there? the rotting carcass of a dragon, in pieces?’ ‘yes’)
  • meanwhile, Simon packs so little that he runs out of socks after two days
  • Penny turns out to be uncharacteristically deathly scared of flying but neither she or Baz have mastered the spell of teleportation (should I stay or should I go) further enough to cross countries
  • so they end up taking the plane .
  • Baz convinces Simon to try the pumpkin mocha breve before the flight
  • it results in Simon violently throwing up all over Penny during the take-off.
  • despite being so terrified of flying, Penny is so pissed at Simon for being sick all over her favourite t-shirt!!! that she moves seats to the other side of the plane
  • Simon has been learning the ukulele, so he spends the entire flight writing a sorry song to Penny
  • Penny is still pissed af but how can you be mad at your bff who writes cute songs for you amirite

part two coming soonn

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Pals. I know we talk about Simon in trackies all the time. But like. Can we think of Baz in them for a sec?

Baz arriving at the flat soaked to the bones because of the heavy rain, and Simon giving him a pair of his own sweatpants. Baz pouting for a good half an hour because a Pitch would never walk around in that kind of loungewear in broad daylight but finally, after arguing for ages he puts them on and they´re soft and cosy and actually not too bad. Baz pulling them down as low as possible because they´re a little short on his legs and he doesn´t want to look like a grumpy child after a growth spurt. Baz finally leaving the bathroom awkward but warm and Simon giggling a little because he´s never seen him like this, big jumper and trackies, running around barefoot.

And then mesmerized by the little show of skin every time Baz lifts his arms, sweater riding up, sweatpants hanging low; suddenly never wanting him to wear a suit again.

(sorry this is so messy, I literally just wanted to doodle this to get it out of my head >:D )

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